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A thrilling new adventure from the bestselling author of THE GREAT ZOO OF CHINA and SCARECROW AND THE ARMY OF THIEVES.
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Julie Boram has put pen to paper and written down some of the entertaining things she heard the children say while she was working as a childminder. Some of the stories she tells have elements that are sad, but overall this is a book to make you smile.
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Old is the new young! Grey is the new black! Rocking chairs are the new rock 'n' roll! Saga-louts are the new lager-louts! This collection of wrinklie wit and wisdom is proof-positive that the stereotypes of knitting grannies and doddering granddads just aren't true anymore - if, indeed, they ever were.
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A book of illustrations with universal appeal about the love between a kid and their mother - funny, touching, celebratory.
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Flamingo is that one friend who always brightens a room as soon as she walks in. She is always the first on the dancefloor and the very last to stop boogying. She has never tried to dress like a Parisian, never followed advice on what not to wear, and certainly has never tried to tone down her natural pinkness; she knows he is perfect just the way she is. And even when life throws Flamingo a...
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This sparkling collection of golden age wit and wisdom is proof-positive that the stereotypes of knitting grannies and doddering granddads just aren't true anymore - if, indeed, they ever were.
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These are the daily setbacks that turn us all into monsters, and yet make us all human. Featuring gloriously gloomy illustrations, plus checklists for you to tick-off all those disappointed monsters you encounter in your own reality, this is the perfect gift to give your most morose friends and relatives. Each letter introduces a daily setback familiar to us all, experienced by a crestfallen...
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A riotously entertaining account of the lives of British and other European aristocrats - stories of madness, murder, misery, greed and profligacy.
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'A new approach to romance... The heroines of Regency novels could teach today's young women a trick or two' Sunday Times Dating has never been easy. The road to true love has always been rutted with heartbreak, but do we have it any easier today? How did Victorians 'come out'? How did love blossom in war-torn Europe? And why did 80s video-dating never take off? Bursting...
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Everyone has socks. In fact, most people love socks. That said, it's not a subject we discuss openly other than with our friends; we just take it for granted that everyone has lots of socks and has their own socksual preferences. Most of us would admit to having enjoyed a wide variety of socks. We have our favorite socks, of course, but also socks for all sorts of occasions: novelty... |
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A very funny take on the contortions a grandparent goes through to please a grandchild. When Oliver visits Grumpy, Grumpy twists himself into a funny position to amuse his grandson. 'AGAIN ' shouts Oliver, so Grumpy does something even more extraordinary. 'AGAIN ' comes the refrain. And Grumpy complies. Again and again and again, until he's twisted himself slightly too far . .... |
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On the front cover I noted that first impressions are important. But, what about lasting impressions? Are you now a fan? The definition of a limerick: -A humorous five line poem with rhythm scheme: AABBA. Three lines -A- have a beat or rhythm of eight and they rhyme (sound the same). Two lines -B- have a rhythm of five and they too sound the same. Music and poetry fit. TO GET YOU, THE READER,...
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A Solution For Creating Creative Kids Have you ever wanted to be able to not just read a book, but actually create your own adventure? Now you can, in the Draw Your Own Adventure series. Within these unique books, you get to choose what happens in the story by selecting different words and making the tale go in any direction you choose. Let your child's... |
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Have you ever wanted to call your boss a PISS WIZARD? Are your kids behaving like total GOBSHITES? Want to tell your in-laws to go FUCKETY BYE? Don't internalise your stress until you shave yourself bald like a 2007 Britney Spears; save yourself thousands on a 'holiday' to the Priory. Now you can colour yourself calm with COLOUR MY BOLLOCKS, the adult colouring book that says exactly... |
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Do you want to be the SMARTEST and FUNNIEST person among your friends? Purchase 100 FUNNY IQ Questions and challenge your friends and family Share 100 FUNNY IQ Questions at school, at home or even in a school bus. It is the best way to be SMART and FUNNY as 100 FUNNY IQ Questions are making everyone laugh GOT TO KNOW THEM ALL DO NOT BUY IF YOU KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS FROM BELOW 1.Ms. Janet...
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Granny Takes a Trip: The book uses the crime/mystery genre as a foil to parody the prudery and self-deception of the detective novels of the last Century where there are no men having sex with men, or women with women. The Old lady from the English Village is really an interfering busybody with a narrow worldview and seething with race and class stereotypes and prejudices. Her nephew is gay as...
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Alternative Facts 6- x 9- Write and Sketch JournalPerfect for the political pundit in your life. This write and sketch journal has both lined pages ready for your journaling, and blank page for sketching, map drawing, plans etc. Makes a great diary, logbook, journal, notebook and more. For more Ponzi Madoff books, click on the author's name above.
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The Diary of a Nobody is an English comic novel, serialised in Punch magazine. The Diary records the daily events in the lives of Charles Pooter and his family. The Diary of Nobody's Son gives Lupin Pooter's side of the story.
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