Once I was a sane, levelheaded professional woman. Then I said "yes." Now I am the lunatic bride I always made fun of What is it about getting married that turns normal people into total freaks? A savvy, riotously funny novel, Diary of a Mad Bride is for anyone who has ever been a bride, is about to become a bride, yearned to be a bride, or suffered the sheer indignity of appearing in public in the world's ugliest bridesmaid dress.... My wedding was starting in less than twenty minutes, and I was stuck in a 7-Eleven parking lot with popcorn kernels wedged in my gums and...
Once I was a sane, levelheaded professional woman. Then I said "yes." Now I am the lunatic bride I always made fun of What is it about getting ma...