If You Hand Your Mom a Rice Cake: (based on a true story)
ISBN: 9781493656769 / Angielski / Miękka / 32 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. WHAT WOULD YOU DO...if your child hands you their unfinished snack as they rush out the door? In If You Hand Your Mom a Rice Cake, one mom shows you exactly what she did-what not to do. Walk through the day with her as you show your child just what happens with that unwanted rice cake from breakfast to afterschool snack. You'll be sure to go back for more AUTHOR'S NOTE: According to Shrek, ogres--like onions, have many layers. Well, so does this story. Layer one is the frustrating mommy mode moment that morphed into Facebook comic relief.... WHAT WOULD YOU DO...if your child hands you their unfinished snack as they rush out the door? In If You Hand Your Mom a Rice Cake |
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68,75 zł |
Things You Might See #4: A Rhyming Picture Book for Kids Learning to Read
ISBN: 9781494776572 / Angielski / Miękka / 38 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Every child will enjoy "Things You Might See #4" whether they've already started to read or aren't quite there yet. Using brightly-colored drawings and often funny rhymes, you'll read the text accompanying each drawing and point out the last word in the rhyme at the same moment your child sees the word and guesses the rhyme, making this book a fun interactive experience for both you and your child each time you share the book together. The first three volumes in the "Things You Might See" series became #1 Bestsellers within days of their publication and "More Things You Might See" was chosen...
Every child will enjoy "Things You Might See #4" whether they've already started to read or aren't quite there yet. Using brightly-colored drawings an...
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42,42 zł |
Class Clown: Three Strikes But Not Out
ISBN: 9781495271571 / Angielski / Miękka / 48 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Get into the mind of a boy who cannot stay out of trouble. Travel with him as he is suspended and expelled from each school he attends for being the class clown. "He is the worst kid in the family," his family says. "He is the worst student I have ever had," his teachers said. See how being a class clown affected his life but strengthened his future. He is the leader of the school. If you mess with his family, he gets you beat down. If you mess with him, you might end up staying down. If you are a teacher who doesn't like him, he will make teaching horrible for you and embarrass you in front...
Get into the mind of a boy who cannot stay out of trouble. Travel with him as he is suspended and expelled from each school he attends for being the c...
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54,99 zł |
Nitwit Pie: A Collection of Nerdery Rhymes
ISBN: 9781499113754 / Angielski / Miękka / 106 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Mick & Minn Stearbs originally wrote these rhymes to amuse the children they taught. Based on children's jokes, bad puns (and some good ones) and general silliness, they have given a lot of pleasure and fun. As well providing a good laugh they illuminate the way we use (and misuse) the English language. Minn illustrated them for her own enjoyment and her delightful cartoon drawings are presented here opposite the rhymes. So read and enjoy
Mick & Minn Stearbs originally wrote these rhymes to amuse the children they taught. Based on children's jokes, bad puns (and some good ones) and gene...
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40,96 zł |
Crawley Bugs: Don't worry, these rhymes don't bite.
ISBN: 9781499372045 / Angielski / Miękka / 56 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. |
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75,86 zł |
Twenty-Three Terrifically Tough and Tremendously Tying Tongue Twisters
ISBN: 9781469947907 / Angielski / Miękka / 48 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Fabulously fun for your family and friends, these tongue twisters can trip up even the most talented talker. Green goblins giggle in a dragon's dingy domain. Worms writhe and snakes slither toward menacing mice, all while puppies prance perkily. Tongue twisters have been around since the first humans tried to speak to each other and stumbled over their words. Every language, including sign language has them because they're fun and challenging. They also have a practical benefit. Every culture admires the skill of being well spoken. This collection was written by an imaginative 10 year-old...
Fabulously fun for your family and friends, these tongue twisters can trip up even the most talented talker. Green goblins giggle in a dragon's dingy ...
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50,40 zł |
Advice to Little Girls: Includes an Activity, a Quiz, and an Educational Word List
ISBN: 9781772260168 / Angielski / Miękka / 32 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. |
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39,09 zł |
Advice to Little Girls: Includes an Activity, a Quiz, and an Educational Word List
ISBN: 9781772260175 / Angielski / Twarda / 32 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. |
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97,80 zł |
Hide or Flee from A to Z
ISBN: 9781478332374 / Angielski / Miękka / 62 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. This isn't the story that grandpa brings by, this isn't a book for those kids who might cry. No mention of princesses, pirates or crooks. But this isn't a story like most other books. This is quite different, and quickly you'll see, how important it is that you listen to me. For these are the poems about things seldom seen, of things all quite real, not just from bad dreams. Some that might scare and some that might bite, and other real nasties that wait in the night. You might already know your "A"s and your "B"s, but I'm here to tell you - you haven't heard these.
This isn't the story that grandpa brings by, this isn't a book for those kids who might cry. No mention of princesses, pirates or crooks. But this isn...
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59,58 zł |
Kickin' Lenny Saves The Day: Kickin' Lenny #1
ISBN: 9781942485001 / Angielski / Miękka / 72 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Lenny, the smallest boy in his kindergarten class, faces challenges with kickball, bullies, and a three-year old ninja in his first week at school. Lenny becomes a kickball hero with his powerful right foot, and Lenny saves his sister from some school bullies. And, the legend of Kickin' Lenny begins.
Lenny, the smallest boy in his kindergarten class, faces challenges with kickball, bullies, and a three-year old ninja in his first week at school. Le...
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25,99 zł |
The Wheels On My Skateboard
ISBN: 9781463602895 / Angielski / Miękka / 46 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. |
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36,65 zł |
Noses
ISBN: 9781503024953 / Angielski / Miękka / 26 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. There is a booger in my nose, oh don'tcha know.
There is a booger in my nose, oh don'tcha know.
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43,58 zł |
Bathroom Poetry: Here I Sit Broken Hearted
ISBN: 9781496962140 / Angielski / Miękka / 114 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. This book is not about poetry; it is simply a book to read while one relieves him or herself in the latrine, bathroom, head, or toilet, while taking a crap, dropping a stool, pinching a loaf, dropping the kids off at the lake, I could go on, but I am sure you get the picture. There are quotes from the stalls of many bathroom walls found all over the world. Now since I am male, I did not have a chance to visit many, if any, female bathrooms (sorry, ladies), so I do not have many quotes from said places. Some subject material may be offensive. Please read with cautious trepidation. Some... This book is not about poetry; it is simply a book to read while one relieves him or herself in the latrine, bathroom, head, or toilet, while takin... |
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77,71 zł |
Dirty Tricks, Revenge, and Getting Even: Anonymous Payback Methods for 2015
ISBN: 9781492346388 / Angielski / Miękka / 98 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. This is the Ultimate Book on getting revenge in 2015. All other books on the subject are for children, or written by crackpots, with advice that will get you locked up. Hundreds of devious and devastating pranks are here, in detail, with references to websites and sources, and dozens of color pictures, so you know exactly what to do. When you read these prank suggestions, you will wonder if the book was written by an escaped convict or a madman. And yet there are so many excellent pranks, you will find the one that's perfect for you. This book is full of advice on remaining anonymous, and not...
This is the Ultimate Book on getting revenge in 2015. All other books on the subject are for children, or written by crackpots, with advice that will ...
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86,82 zł |
The Silly Book of Weird and Wacky Words
ISBN: 9781408853382 / Angielski / Miękka / 160 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Do you know what 'park your jam on the frog' means? Fancy some ognib? What rhymes with 'circus'? .plus many more amazing things you never knew about words. Have hours of fun wixing up your murds with this hilarious book, packed full of rhymes, puns, games, jokes, gibberish and more.
Do you know what 'park your jam on the frog' means? Fancy some ognib? What rhymes with 'circus'? .plus many more amazing things you never knew about w...
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44,13 zł |
Through The Eyes of a Two Year old
ISBN: 9781508664888 / Angielski / Miękka / 32 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Come along with Maddison as she takes you through a day of her adventures as seen through her eyes at the age of two years old. Her world is full of fun, laughter, and adventures.
Come along with Maddison as she takes you through a day of her adventures as seen through her eyes at the age of two years old. Her world is full of f...
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42,42 zł |
A Bag of Badgers: And Other Poems
ISBN: 9780692617809 / Angielski / Miękka / 94 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. What would aliens think about us if they visited? How do basement monsters spend their time? Are cars really the best way to get around? In 51 poems, we are treated to these and other stories. Here are fanciful houses made out of birds, hapless vegetables doomed to be eaten, an indignant girl who happens to have horns on her head, and raccoons doing what raccoons do best. This collection of gently twisted humor will be loved by the same mix of readers that enjoys Shel Silverstein and Gary Larson.
What would aliens think about us if they visited? How do basement monsters spend their time? Are cars really the best way to get around? In 51 poems, ...
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54,99 zł |
Pranks in My Pocket
ISBN: 9781783938025 / Angielski / Twarda Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. |
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38,61 zł |
The Fart Book: The Funny Farting Book for Kids
ISBN: 9781512383263 / Angielski / Miękka / 56 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Are you one of those people who thinks that farting is the funniest thing on the planet? Is pooting your favorite past time? "The Fart Book: The Funny Farting Book for Kids" offers fartacular fun activities for you. In this book, there are experiments to see what foods and fabrics produce the greatest gas blasts There are pranks that you can use to gross out your friends. There are techniques to help you make a variety of farty noises and sound effects. You will even learn how to make your own whoopee cushion These activities are sure to be a 'blast' for the gas-passing enthusiast After...
Are you one of those people who thinks that farting is the funniest thing on the planet? Is pooting your favorite past time? "The Fart Book: The Funny...
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38,99 zł |
Random
ISBN: 9780987609625 / Angielski / Miękka / 120 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. The author of Better Out Than In and Better Out Than In Number Twos is back with a collection of random thoughts and drawings that will make kids laugh out loud. It includes Adam's wacky view of topics including: - Living in outer space - Top five super powers and - Things that look cute but will scratch your eyes out if you try to hug them. There's even a recipe for roast monkey butt with tofu and apples. (no monkeys were harmed in the making of this book though) It's random, it's weird, and it's definitely hilarious
The author of Better Out Than In and Better Out Than In Number Twos is back with a collection of random thoughts and drawings that will make kids laug...
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73,33 zł |