Do you want to see Girls Gone Wild and Miscellaneous? How do Wild Girls and their men get all emotional? Do you want new Wild Girls' cocktail recipes? Do you want to know how Wild Girls speak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil, and smell no evil? Do you hanker for wild yet fallacious factoids? Can you find all the differences, even with all the trout? What camping equipment is really crucial? What is the anatomy of the planet Jupiter? What are well-liked updated board games? What is going on with New Century Dada? What is the latest in Home Study Courses? Which countries are the most...

Do you want to drink evil, foul cocktails? Do you want to recite delightless cocktail poetry while downing a horrid shot, (say a "Warm Urine Sample," "Week-Ender," or a "Zombie Penguin")? Look inside: Drink a festering "Mug Island Iced Tea" along with this: "Drink deep along with me Our buzz is yet to be. The End of Day, for which The Happy Hour was made." Try this with an award-losing "Double Agent Orange" Martini: "To keep your cocktails brimming With rum in the rummy cup, Whenever you're dry, admit it; Whenever you're drunk, shut up." Recite this verse during the consumption of three...

Do you want more enjoyment from your Happy Hours? Do you crave almost-true factoids? Do want to see folks getting all emotional? Can you match inventors to their inventions? Have you seen no evil, heard no evil, spoke no evil, and smelt no evil? Can you interpret secret old telegraphy codes? Do you want to help with the Air Freshener Revolution? Have you seen animal imitators humiliate: daffy ducks, zombie penguins, road kill (possums, skunks), frogs-in-a-blender, curious monkeys, feisty hippopotami, escaping giraffes, non-house-trained elephants, fresh-water unicorns, rabid flamingos,...

Do you want to see things that you don't want to see? Things that will distress, trouble, upset, disquiet, disconcert, and alarm you? Will you be disturbed by images of international urination? Do want to see folks getting all emotional? Are you passionate about untrue trivial factoids (like, "When St. Bernards grow up, they turn into meat.")? Can you match ugly and disagreeable babies to their ugly and disagreeable names? Have you seen no evil, heard no evil, spoke no evil, and smelt no evil? Do want to see odd suburban rituals like Appliance Worship and Gift Horse Impersonation? Do you want...

Do you want to read a great classic play illuminated with over 220 authentic illustrations? This book is the perfect mixture of turn-of-the-century British dandyism and 21st Century Dada. Here's what they are are saying about The Importance of Being Earnest Illustrated: "My five-year-old was very happy with this, after I gave him the crayons." - Lucinda Head. "This is the best e-book I've ever seen." - George Washington. "Boose is an unbelievable illustrator." - F. Stop Fitzgerald. "If Boose isn't America's leading classics illustrator, I can see why." - Isabelle Ringing. "What's important?...

Do you want to read a great classic play illuminated with over 250 authentic illustrations? This book is the perfect mixture of Shakespeare and 21st Century Dada. Here's what they are saying about A Midsummer Night's Dream Illustrated: "With the addition of all the pictures, it's now much funnier than any of my other plays." - William Shakespeare, Spinning in his grave. "So many pictures, so little art." - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "I may be drunk, but in the morning I will be sober and the existence of the book will still be perplexing." - Winston Churchfill. "The best thing that...

Do you want to read a great classic illuminated with over 400 authentic illustrations? This book is the perfect mixture of P.G. Wodehouse and 21st Century Dada. Here's what they're saying about Right Ho Jeeves Illustrated: "This is the best e-book I've ever read." - Albert Einstein. "So many pictures, so little art." - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News. "Even the worst book has an end." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "Boose is an unbelievable illustrator." - F. Stop Fitzgerald, Dept. of Fine Arts, Florida University. "What does 'Right ho ' mean? Why does everyone keep saying it?...

Do you feel you are in the midst of mayhem and havoc? Do you want to see things that will give you feelings of confusion, chaos, turmoil, disorder, or pandemonium? Do you hope to be exposed to items of New Century Dada? Are you interested in emotional bedlam? Are you disturbed by images of international urination? Do you need to go on a Nature Danger Scavenger Hunt? Will you be excited by seeing action shots? Do you want to train for America's no. 1 career choices? Have you smelled no evil? Do you want to see some illustrated parental cliches? What are the most popular sports days? Are you...