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Do you feel like you're heading for a showdown in the old west? Are your six-shooters loaded and your spurs polished? Are you Good? Are you Bad? Are you Miscellaneous? Are you looking for buried gold? Have all the dollars slipped through your fist? Are you itching to try out rude hand gestures from around the world? Are you at an emotional crossroads? What wanna-be TV shows were cancelled after just one episode? Do you want to improve your vocabulary, especially the "F" words? Are you passionate about faux factoids? How do you spot dine-and-dashers? Do you hope to be exposed to items of New...

What makes you bad-mannered? Do you want to see people being rude and unrefined? Or see folks being discourteous, impertinent, uncouth, brazen, raunchy, loutish, churlish, boorish, ungracious, cheeky, impudent, impolite, insolent, loud-mouthed, coarse, tacky, vulgar, bawdy, cheap, disrespectful, ill-bred, rough, charmless, indelicate, graceless, insipid, sophomoric, undignified, crummy, chintzy, inferior, uncultured, barbaric, tasteless, cheesy, or gross? Do you need a guide to bad manners for men and for women? Are you disturbed by images of international urination? What is Action Yoga? Is...

Do you want to read a great classic illuminated with over 215 authentic illustrations? This book is the perfect mixture of truly Grimm fairy tales and 21st Century Dada. Here's what they're saying about The Brothers Grimm Fairy Tales Re-Illustrated: "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli. "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln. "Historic violent and sexist claptrap padded with hundreds of witless images. It's sure to be a winner." - Lucinda Head, The...

"Europe on 10 Bottles a Day" is a whimsical, tipsy tour of one clan's wine-fogged journey through the bars of Europe. What is Avignon like on 10 bottles a day? How about Les Baux? Or Barcelona? Or may Madrid? Costa Brava? Paris? Munich? La Crepatada? Who can remember? Are you disturbed by images of Euro-peein' urination? What is Action Yoga? Is it for you? Do you want to know about America's number one career choices? Does the idea of cocktail poetry bring you to tears? Have you seen real party time mischief? Do you yearn for "art" from the New Century Dada movement? Are you interested in...

If you like your books with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous mess of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of hordes of Visigoths and bar keepers, Mug and Mali crafted this new malodorous hodgepodge. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Miscellany Magazine Annual" is impertinent, yet jejune, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How To Lick Salt" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking....

"Miscellany Against Humanity" thrusts us boldly into a new era of man's inhumanity to man. Here's an example passage: Q. What has two gray legs and two brown legs? A. An elephant with diarrhea. If beer just came out your nose, this book is for you. And your friends. Or how about this factoid: Wallets made from electric eel skins will demagnetize credit cards. Do you want to know how to shame statues? Do you want to regale your friends with cocktail poetry and filthy limericks against humanity? Have you been itching to make fun of Yoga poses? Would you like to see horribly illustrated excerpts...

If you like your books sophomoric with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous national mishmash of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, rude jokes, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of threats from schools of blowfish and hoards of bar flies, Mug and Mali announced this putrid melange. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "Miscellany Nation" is uncouth, yet irreverent, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "How To Lose at Bingo - Every Time " and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece...

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