Do you want to read a great classic illuminated with over 240 authentic illustrations? This book is the perfect mixture of Edgar Allan Poe's work and 21st Century Dada. Here's what they're saying about the Works of Edgar Allan Poe Illustrated: "This is the best book I ever read." - Abraham Lincoln. "Should you read it? Nevermore." - Ira Gurgitate, The Pittsburgh Drifter. "We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we weren't dead." - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristan Tzorro, Salvador's Deli. ..".so indescribably bad that I do not intend to waste anyone's...

We started out to write a best-selling murder mystery, but inadvertently created a book with undrinkable cocktail recipes and more. Perhaps someone will murder *us*. If you like your books sophomoric with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous murderous mishmash of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, rude jokes, and emotion-laden drinking. Many of the best-selling books of today are murder mysteries, so we thought we'd see what would happen if so named this next book. If you've been tracking our books (this is number 44) and our pitiable...