They say you're more likely to get killed by a shark attack than a terrorist attack, but what if you encountered ISIS Sharks?

Jihadists have migrated their conscious selves into bioengineered cybernetic sharks. Part man, part shark, and all killing machine, their forces are now leading The Final Jihad that will end the State of Israel once and for all.

But that isn't even the largest threat facing the world.

In an undisclosed location free of laws and human decency, fascist oligarchs Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, Yoweri Museveni, and Xi Jinping meet for a secret...