"Freddy versus Jason Meets Wet Hot American Summer. Nuff Said."

Jason Voorheesberg has struggled to become the great slasher his mom believes he can be and has as bad case of Slasher Anxiety. He is sent to one of the worse ranked camps for young slashers: Slasher Camp for Nebulous Youth #987.When she drops Jason off at the camp, he gets bullied by the Jock Slashers and is attacked by the rich, snooty protagonists of the rival Final Camp across the lake. He hates the camp and is considered the worst slasher by the Pred counselors. Even though he makes a friend with Slasher Candybee...

Christoph Paul guides you through the virtual jungle of Twitter, Social Media marketing, and networking, with wry wit and no holds barred honesty. Social Media skills are a necessary evil of the modern age, but that is no reason that it should be a soul crushing and depressing experience to get on Twitter and hustle your book, artwork, website, or whatever else you are trying to promote. Once you are done reading this book you will see Social Media with brand new eyes. This is the Matrix unveiled and decoded for the creative personality. If you are an artist, small business owner, or...

A talented array of writers, coming from the genres of Noir, Horror, Metafiction, Mythos, Crime, Weird and Bizarro Fiction, were all inspired by the existential themes from the first season of True Detective. Clash Books is very proud to present this collection of powerful and evocative stories about the humanity and inhumanity of modern man in an ever-shifting moral and cosmic landscape.

Featuring Stories

Bad Men / DJ Tyrer
Midnight Abyss / Jayme Karales
Preacher / JC Drake
The Yeller King / David W. Barbee
A Brief History of Bad Men / Tom...

Emergency. Red Level Emergency. If any American, government agent, or citizen receives this message, please share it with loved ones, other citizens, and any government official in your vicinity. Washington, DC was flooded by weather-modulated storms and infiltrated by genetically modified sharks. All of our Navy and home bases were hit by these storms, which we are certain were related to the shark attacks.The White House is surrounded by great white sharks. It is now ... a Great White House.

They say you're more likely to get killed by a shark attack than a terrorist attack, but what if you encountered ISIS Sharks?

Jihadists have migrated their conscious selves into bioengineered cybernetic sharks. Part man, part shark, and all killing machine, their forces are now leading The Final Jihad that will end the State of Israel once and for all.

But that isn't even the largest threat facing the world.

In an undisclosed location free of laws and human decency, fascist oligarchs Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, Yoweri Museveni, and Xi Jinping meet for a secret...

A love letter to horror films where poems are the paragraphs.

"If Jack Kerouac watched horror films instead of drinking himself to death he still wouldn't have written this book. But who cares because Jack Kerouac sucked. This book however does not. Christoph Paul has melded two of my favorite things into one hell of a fun read."

-Philip LoPresti author of Haunted Fucking and Wytchcult Rising

"Christoph Paul wants literature to be fun and with his horror film poems, he does what he does best; take a giant novelty sledgehammer to pretension and break...

An eclectic collection of Crime, Horror, Bizarro, Science Fiction, Ninja Action, Noir, Mythos, and Literary Fiction stories, that gives tribute to one of the best Hip-Hop groups of all time.

Featuring:

Gabino Iglesias: BIG GHETTO BOYS

Charles Austin Muir: THE RAEKWONOMICON

Joshua Chaplinsky: SUPREME MATHEMATICS: A CIPHER

Mame Bougouma Diene: BEATS, BONES, & BRISKET

Jeremy Thompson: WU-TANGIBLE

J.C. Carter: ABBOT OF THE WHITE LOTUS

Loren Kleinman: SUNSHINE

Robert Dean: THE WORLD FELL BENEATH THE BROKEN CONCRETE

Andy...