A famous philosopher. A giant meat cleaver. A sordid tale of love, revenge, hatred, and interstellar shenanigans, all stirred in a giant copper pot and boiled with leeks. This is the never-before-told bizarro history of the illustrious Francois-Marie Arouet, known to the world as Voltaire. This is pain This is suffering This is wild, sticky-sweat-between-the-sheets action Inter-dimensional space and time travel, space-brides, desiccated planets, great literature, and Slobodan Milosevic, too. We invite you to the party. Please bring your own soap and Quaaludes."
A famous philosopher. A giant meat cleaver. A sordid tale of love, revenge, hatred, and interstellar shenanigans, all stirred in a giant copper pot an...
Francois-Marie Arouet, better known as Voltaire, is back and ready for action Armed with only his wits, his wig, and his mighty cleaver (which he did not have in 1484), our daring and dangerous hero accepts a critical mission to save some very minor characters from F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby. Wait, did you say MINOR characters? Who CARES if Klipspringer or the owl-faced man die horrible deaths? The Universe cares, that's who. Its very fabric could be torn asunder, leaving gaping holes in time, space, and the plot of this very book. Should Voltaire fail, the consequences will be...
Francois-Marie Arouet, better known as Voltaire, is back and ready for action Armed with only his wits, his wig, and his mighty cleaver (which he did...
Emergency. Red Level Emergency. If any American, government agent, or citizen receives this message, please share it with loved ones, other citizens, and any government official in your vicinity. Washington, DC was flooded by weather-modulated storms and infiltrated by genetically modified sharks. All of our Navy and home bases were hit by these storms, which we are certain were related to the shark attacks.The White House is surrounded by great white sharks. It is now ... a Great White House.
Emergency. Red Level Emergency. If any American, government agent, or citizen receives this message, please share it with loved ones, other citizen...
They say you're more likely to get killed by a shark attack than a terrorist attack, but what if you encountered ISIS Sharks?
Jihadists have migrated their conscious selves into bioengineered cybernetic sharks. Part man, part shark, and all killing machine, their forces are now leading The Final Jihad that will end the State of Israel once and for all.
But that isn't even the largest threat facing the world.
In an undisclosed location free of laws and human decency, fascist oligarchs Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, Yoweri Museveni, and Xi Jinping meet for a secret...
They say you're more likely to get killed by a shark attack than a terrorist attack, but what if you encountered ISIS Sharks?
