wyszukanych pozycji: 91
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You Had Better Give a ****: 906 Quotes By, For, and About the Writer
ISBN: 9781490400020 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 124 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. No matter how intense or honest or pure our desire to become a writer it ultimately comes down to having talent, developing your particular level of talent, or giving up. And it doesn't matter what the public is reading, what Oprah is recommending, or how you feel. If you are a writer you'll start writing that book and you'll finish it. Then whether it sells or not--whether it's published or not--you'll finish another. And another. And another. If you don't you're not a writer. This isn't a particularly comfortable or encouraging proposition and the fact that it might result in a lifetime of...
No matter how intense or honest or pure our desire to become a writer it ultimately comes down to having talent, developing your particular level of t...
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Walmart to Wolf House: Sonoma County Essays
ISBN: 9781507575802 / Angielski / Miękka / 2015 / 124 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. Walmart to Wolf House: Sonoma County Essays is a collection of writing from 1983 to 2015. It's concerned with family, Jack London, shopping at Walmart, beer, cancer, Bonsai, writing, impact craters, Homer Simpson, and marathon running. Rob Loughran has published 23 books and over 300 articles in national magazines. Twenty-nine of those articles are collected inside.
Walmart to Wolf House: Sonoma County Essays is a collection of writing from 1983 to 2015. It's concerned with family, Jack London, shopping at Walmart...
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A New Ireland
ISBN: 9781800970632 / Angielski / Miękka / 2023 / 64 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 30 dni roboczych. Cardinal Cahal B. Daly (1917–2009) was a theological and spiritual giant, best known for his tireless dedication to the work of peace in Northern Ireland. His homilies, addresses and other published works during a challenging period in Ireland offered profound theses on peace and violence, rich theological reflections and compelling insights into moral issues. In A New Ireland Gemma Loughran has curated a selection of Cardinal Daly’s writings, highlighting the range of themes that dominated his moral leadership, from the pursuit of peace and reconciliation to the universal call to...
Cardinal Cahal B. Daly (1917–2009) was a theological and spiritual giant, best known for his tireless dedication to the work of peace in Northern Ir...
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International Handbook of Teacher Education: Volume 1
ISBN: 9789811091438 / Angielski / Miękka / 2018 / 582 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 22 dni roboczych. |
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1328,44 |
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Shell-Shock and Medical Culture in First World War Britain
ISBN: 9781107569478 / Angielski / Miękka / 2020 / 291 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 22 dni roboczych. |
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154,78 |
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International Handbook of Teacher Education: Volume 2
ISBN: 9789811091445 / Angielski / Miękka / 2018 / 542 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 22 dni roboczych. |
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1207,67 |
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Guide to winter coastal birds
ISBN: 9781908819390 / Angielski / Miękka / 2015 / 8 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 8-10 dni roboczych. |
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25,05 |
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The Official Blonde Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490416557 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 54 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. "The man next to me is jacking off," said the blonde to her girlfriend as they sat in the movie theater. "Ignore him." "I can't," said the blonde. "He's using my hand." How do we know that God isn't blonde? If she were, sperm would taste like chocolate. What are Vanna White's favorite consonants? North and South America. What do you call two blondes standing on either side of a friend with a broken leg? Support hos. Why'd the blonde get fired from the sperm bank? Drinking on the job Why'd the blond give up moose hunting? The decoys were too heavy. What is gross stupidity? 144 blondes. Why'd...
"The man next to me is jacking off," said the blonde to her girlfriend as they sat in the movie theater. "Ignore him." "I can't," said the blonde. "He...
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The Official Dirty Johnny Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490419886 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 54 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. "Can I," Dirty Johnny asked his mother, "have some money for candy?" "What happened to the five-dollar allowance I give you every Saturday?" asked mom. "I've been giving it to the old homeless man in the park." Mom is so proud of her son. His charity and giving spirit; his humanity. She opens her wallet and hands him a five dollar bill. "I'm very proud of you Johnny, sharing the way you have been. But this money you keep for yourself. If you continue giving money to the homeless they'll never get a job." "But this homeless guy has a job." "Really? What does he do?" "Every Saturday morning,...
"Can I," Dirty Johnny asked his mother, "have some money for candy?" "What happened to the five-dollar allowance I give you every Saturday?" asked mom...
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Tantric Zoo: A Bud Warhol Mystery
ISBN: 9781482611120 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 190 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. TANTRIC ZOO begins at a tantric sex retreat in 1987. Amid the cavorting and indulging and groping and exploring one of the campers ends up dead. The surviving sex campers bury the body and return to their lives. Until 2008 when the body is discovered and forensic anthropologist Bud Warhol tracks the campers down. Bud finds the murderer but also discovers how two decades of guilt has altered and affected the lives of everyone involved with the Tantric Zoo.
TANTRIC ZOO begins at a tantric sex retreat in 1987. Amid the cavorting and indulging and groping and exploring one of the campers ends up dead. The s...
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The Official Doctor and Lawyer Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490458465 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 48 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. What's worse than having your doctor tell you have gonorrhea? Having your dentist tell you. The doctor said, "I want you to strip, walk to the open window, then wave your cock-and-balls around." "Do they need air?" "Not really. I just hate that asshole lawyer across the breezeway." Why do surgeons wear masks during operations? So if they fuck up no one can ID them. Why are lawyers buried 30 feet under the ground? Because down deep they're probably alright. "You need to eat a high fiber diet," the doctor told the heart patient, "quit smoking, and get some exercise." "What about sex?" "Just...
What's worse than having your doctor tell you have gonorrhea? Having your dentist tell you. The doctor said, "I want you to strip, walk to the open wi...
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Things I Wish I Did Not Know about Writing: 15 Essays on Dreams, Sorrows, and Proofreading
ISBN: 9781490534909 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 96 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. The essays in this book were written over the last four years and published in various, mostly small and obscure, publications. Their common themes are, now that I've seen them all together: Contradiction and Survival. Contradiction: I say in one essay that I've given up writing non-fiction articles (like the ones collected here) to concentrate on fiction. Then, in a later essay, I speak of shotgunning out 30 article proposals in 30 days. I also flip-flop and waffle on the importance of marketing and critique groups. This isn't because I can't make up my mind, it's because writing is a...
The essays in this book were written over the last four years and published in various, mostly small and obscure, publications. Their common themes ar...
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How to Outsmart a Bully
ISBN: 9781519131898 / Angielski / Miękka / 2015 / 142 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. |
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The Official X-Rated Animal Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490419459 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 62 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. Why doesn't Smokey Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot he throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel. A lady brings her Schnauzer to the vets. The receptionist asks her what's wrong with the dog. The lady shows her the dog's ear, which has an ingrown hair. "I'll save you some money," says the receptionist. "Just go down to the drug store and get some hair remover and rub it on the dog's ear. You won't need to see the doctor." "Thanks." She goes to the drug store and says to the clerk, "Do you have hair remover?" "What kind, lotion or spray?" "What's the...
Why doesn't Smokey Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot he throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel. A lady brings her S...
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The Official Redneck Jokebook: Introducing: Little Rodney Redneck
ISBN: 9781490440064 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 70 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. "Can I," Little Rodney Redneck asked his father, "have some money for some Red Man?" "What happened to the five-dollars I gave you Saturday for shoveling horseshit?" asked dad. "I've been giving it to the old homeless man in the park." Dad is so proud of Rodney. His kindness and Christian charity. He opens his wallet and hands him a five dollar bill. "I'm proud of you Johnny, but this money you keep for yourself. If you continue giving them money, the lazy-ass homeless will never get a job." "But this homeless guy already has a job." "Really? What does he do?" "Every Saturday morning, for...
"Can I," Little Rodney Redneck asked his father, "have some money for some Red Man?" "What happened to the five-dollars I gave you Saturday for shovel...
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The Smartest Kid in Petaluma
ISBN: 9781490486819 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 142 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. Norman Babbit never thought seventh grade would be like this When Norman skipped a grade and entered junior high a year early he thought his life would be great. But the school bully forces Norman to do his homework, his younger sister is a brat, his English teacher hates him, his older brother is trying to fill in for his deceased father, and his mother thinks all Norman's problems are dietary. If it weren't for his best friend Chris and his pet owl Luigi, Norman would go crazy. With the deadline for his science project approaching as fast as a showdown with the bully, the smartest kid in...
Norman Babbit never thought seventh grade would be like this When Norman skipped a grade and entered junior high a year early he thought his life wou...
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A Man Walks Into a Bar....: A Compendium of Filthy, Uncouth, Lewd, Lusty, and Lascivious Jokes
ISBN: 9781489594181 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 626 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR.... is the result of twenty years of research. It is, quite simply, the definitive single-volume collection of modern American adult humor: An old man walks into a bar and the barkeep says, "What's new?" The old guy says, "I think my wife died." "You think?" "Yeah. The sex is the same but the dishes are piling up." A man arrives at the emergency room; the doctor approaches him and says, "Your wife's been in a terrible car accident, she's a paraplegic and brain-dead. You'll have to spend the rest of your life caring for her." "But doc, I'm only 25 years old. She might...
A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR.... is the result of twenty years of research. It is, quite simply, the definitive single-volume collection of modern American ...
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Fish Stories
ISBN: 9781494714796 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 250 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. Davis O'Kane is embroiled in an IRS audit, a divorce, a burgeoning romance, a harrowing relapse into gambling addiction, and an accumulation of dead friends and acquaintances. The cops want answers but Davis has only more questions. Add to this Nevada high-desert drama a crooked horse race, a bitter custody battle for his twin daughters, and a scientific scheme to beat the roulette wheel and you have Fish Stories.
Davis O'Kane is embroiled in an IRS audit, a divorce, a burgeoning romance, a harrowing relapse into gambling addiction, and an accumulation of dead f...
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Grandma Hazel's Funny, Funny Kidz Jokebook: [WARNING: CONTAINS NO STUPID KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES or DUMB PICTURES TO TAKE UP SPACE]
ISBN: 9781490397931 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 306 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. What do clouds wear when it's raining? Thunderwear. What time is it when 12 people go skiing? Winter. What do you call a one day old dog? A puppy. When did George Washington die? Four days before they buried him. A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a BLT. He enjoys his sandwich, but when the waiter brings the bill he pulls out a gun and kills him. Then he walks out without paying. The manager chases and catches him and asks, "Who do you think you are? You kill my waiter and then leave without paying?" "I'm a panda bear." "So?" The panda hands the manager a dictionary, "Look up...
What do clouds wear when it's raining? Thunderwear. What time is it when 12 people go skiing? Winter. What do you call a one day old dog? A puppy. Whe...
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The Official Obscene Old Age Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490417493 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 60 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. An old man living at the retirement home was attracted to an old lady, also living at the home. One evening after lights out, he has a couple shots of Scotch and sneaks down the hall. Fortified by his liquid courage he says, "I wanna fuck you." "Well," she says, "everyone else is asleep, so, what the hell." "How do you like to do it?" "I really like it when a man goes down on me," she says. He lifts up her nightie, takes off her panties and starts yodeling in the gully. He comes up about 15 seconds later with a disgusted look on his face. "I'm sorry, I just can't do this. Something smells...
An old man living at the retirement home was attracted to an old lady, also living at the home. One evening after lights out, he has a couple shots of...
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