Have you ever wondered about a world without reality television or social networking? Were you arrogant enough to believe you had the faintest idea about hair loss? What exactly is 'hairnergy'? Should fat people have the same rights as everyone else?

If you've never once thought about any of these questions then your life has no meaning.

Join former Government agent Trey Bald, as his story of love, friendship and terror takes him around the world and into situations that have moulded him into one of todays most respected bald role models.