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The Official Blonde Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490416557 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 54 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. "The man next to me is jacking off," said the blonde to her girlfriend as they sat in the movie theater. "Ignore him." "I can't," said the blonde. "He's using my hand." How do we know that God isn't blonde? If she were, sperm would taste like chocolate. What are Vanna White's favorite consonants? North and South America. What do you call two blondes standing on either side of a friend with a broken leg? Support hos. Why'd the blonde get fired from the sperm bank? Drinking on the job Why'd the blond give up moose hunting? The decoys were too heavy. What is gross stupidity? 144 blondes. Why'd...
"The man next to me is jacking off," said the blonde to her girlfriend as they sat in the movie theater. "Ignore him." "I can't," said the blonde. "He...
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The Official Obscene Old Age Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490417493 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 60 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. An old man living at the retirement home was attracted to an old lady, also living at the home. One evening after lights out, he has a couple shots of Scotch and sneaks down the hall. Fortified by his liquid courage he says, "I wanna fuck you." "Well," she says, "everyone else is asleep, so, what the hell." "How do you like to do it?" "I really like it when a man goes down on me," she says. He lifts up her nightie, takes off her panties and starts yodeling in the gully. He comes up about 15 seconds later with a disgusted look on his face. "I'm sorry, I just can't do this. Something smells...
An old man living at the retirement home was attracted to an old lady, also living at the home. One evening after lights out, he has a couple shots of...
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The Official X-Rated Animal Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490419459 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 62 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. Why doesn't Smokey Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot he throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel. A lady brings her Schnauzer to the vets. The receptionist asks her what's wrong with the dog. The lady shows her the dog's ear, which has an ingrown hair. "I'll save you some money," says the receptionist. "Just go down to the drug store and get some hair remover and rub it on the dog's ear. You won't need to see the doctor." "Thanks." She goes to the drug store and says to the clerk, "Do you have hair remover?" "What kind, lotion or spray?" "What's the...
Why doesn't Smokey Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot he throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel. A lady brings her S...
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The Official Dirty Johnny Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490419886 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 54 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. "Can I," Dirty Johnny asked his mother, "have some money for candy?" "What happened to the five-dollar allowance I give you every Saturday?" asked mom. "I've been giving it to the old homeless man in the park." Mom is so proud of her son. His charity and giving spirit; his humanity. She opens her wallet and hands him a five dollar bill. "I'm very proud of you Johnny, sharing the way you have been. But this money you keep for yourself. If you continue giving money to the homeless they'll never get a job." "But this homeless guy has a job." "Really? What does he do?" "Every Saturday morning,...
"Can I," Dirty Johnny asked his mother, "have some money for candy?" "What happened to the five-dollar allowance I give you every Saturday?" asked mom...
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The Official Redneck Jokebook: Introducing: Little Rodney Redneck
ISBN: 9781490440064 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 70 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. "Can I," Little Rodney Redneck asked his father, "have some money for some Red Man?" "What happened to the five-dollars I gave you Saturday for shoveling horseshit?" asked dad. "I've been giving it to the old homeless man in the park." Dad is so proud of Rodney. His kindness and Christian charity. He opens his wallet and hands him a five dollar bill. "I'm proud of you Johnny, but this money you keep for yourself. If you continue giving them money, the lazy-ass homeless will never get a job." "But this homeless guy already has a job." "Really? What does he do?" "Every Saturday morning, for...
"Can I," Little Rodney Redneck asked his father, "have some money for some Red Man?" "What happened to the five-dollars I gave you Saturday for shovel...
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The Official Doctor and Lawyer Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490458465 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 48 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. What's worse than having your doctor tell you have gonorrhea? Having your dentist tell you. The doctor said, "I want you to strip, walk to the open window, then wave your cock-and-balls around." "Do they need air?" "Not really. I just hate that asshole lawyer across the breezeway." Why do surgeons wear masks during operations? So if they fuck up no one can ID them. Why are lawyers buried 30 feet under the ground? Because down deep they're probably alright. "You need to eat a high fiber diet," the doctor told the heart patient, "quit smoking, and get some exercise." "What about sex?" "Just...
What's worse than having your doctor tell you have gonorrhea? Having your dentist tell you. The doctor said, "I want you to strip, walk to the open wi...
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The Official Nasty & Blasphemous Religious Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490459530 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 62 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. A young woman enters the confessional and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I made love to a complete stranger seven times." "Go home and squeeze the juice of seven lemons into a small glass and drink it down as quickly as you can." "Will that wash away my sins?" No, but it will take that smile off your face." Why don't Baptists fuck standing up? They're afraid it might lead to dancing. Three men arrive at the Pearly Gates at the same time and St. Peter says, "Religion?" "Methodist." "Door six, but be quiet as you pass door four." To the second man: "Religion?" "Jewish."...
A young woman enters the confessional and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I made love to a complete stranger seven times." "Go h...
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The Official Love and Marriage Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490539430 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 96 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. Doris said to her sister, "I have to be extremely careful not to get pregnant." "But I thought Bill got a vasectomy?" "Precisely." What's the best thing to do when you see your wife staggering around on your front lawn? Shoot her again. Why are men smarter when they're making love? They are plugged into a fucking know-it-all. What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They're both fun to ride, but you never want your friends to see you on one. A bride-to-be knows exactly what type of music she wants played at her wedding. She auditions 20 pianists before this musician plays an original...
Doris said to her sister, "I have to be extremely careful not to get pregnant." "But I thought Bill got a vasectomy?" "Precisely." What's the best thi...
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The Importance of Being Earnest
ISBN: 9781494829933 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 60 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. The Importance of Being Earnest, A Trivial Comedy for Serious People is a play by Oscar Wilde. First performed on 14 February 1895 at the St James's Theatre in London, it is a farcical comedy in which the protagonists maintain fictitious personae in order to escape burdensome social obligations. Working within the social conventions of late Victorian London, the play's major themes are the triviality with which it treats institutions as serious as marriage, and the resulting satire of Victorian ways."
The Importance of Being Earnest, A Trivial Comedy for Serious People is a play by Oscar Wilde. First performed on 14 February 1895 at the St James's T...
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Crazy funny: Slightly crazy humour .
ISBN: 9781503265912 / Angielski / Miękka / 2014 / 38 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. 3rd in the Laugh out loud series by Gaza, designed to brighten up your day with plenty of smiles and laughs . Slightly strange in places . Enjoy your reading my friends.: o} xxXXxx
3rd in the Laugh out loud series by Gaza, designed to brighten up your day with plenty of smiles and laughs . Slightly strange in places . Enjoy your ...
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Stand-up 6: The Heckler's Bit
ISBN: 9781984204271 / Angielski / Miękka / 2018 / 42 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. |
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Sir Isaac's Car: And Other Tales of Daring and Disaster
ISBN: 9781544014074 / Angielski / Miękka / 2017 / 118 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. |
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Scroone Delchmont's Kitchen Companion: Politically Incorrect Recipes, Culinary Commentary and Reminiscences
ISBN: 9781983091148 / Angielski / Miękka / 2018 / 124 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. |
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Dotty Jottings
ISBN: 9781512135138 / Angielski / Miękka / 2015 / 122 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. A collection of quirky rhymes and short stories juggled around the theme of "dottiness."
A collection of quirky rhymes and short stories juggled around the theme of "dottiness."
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White Front Sore Rump
ISBN: 9781495999291 / Angielski / Miękka / 2014 / 92 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. Life is good for Whitey the White-fronted Goose ... until he's shot, loses the ability to fly, and is abandoned by his flock. But Whitey is a survivor (he hopes) and isn't going to let something as trivial as being grounded stop him migrating to Greenland, so he sets out on foot. In his own words, Whitey narrates the story of his adventures and the creatures he encountered along the way: the good, the bad, and the unhelpful. A comic interpretation of British wildlife, complete with illustrations, 'White Front Sore Rump' is a perfect bedtime story for anyone, young or old, with an interest in...
Life is good for Whitey the White-fronted Goose ... until he's shot, loses the ability to fly, and is abandoned by his flock. But Whitey is a survivor...
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Bathroom Poetry Going Number Two. Here I sit Broken Hearted.
ISBN: 9798852649669 / Angielski Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. |
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20 Yards to the Toilet: Old Joke, New Format
ISBN: 9781983683619 / Angielski / Miękka / 2018 / 110 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. |
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All The Reasons Trump Is The Absolute Worst President
ISBN: 9781794746589 / Angielski / Miękka / 2019 / 32 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. |
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The How not too series Volume Two
ISBN: 9781291002782 / Angielski / Miękka / 2012 / 34 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. |
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Ich bereite euch aufs hohe alter vor
ISBN: 9781539364672 / Niemiecki / Miękka / 2016 / 124 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 16-18 dni roboczych. |
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