Kategoria BISAC: Juvenile Nonfiction >> Humor - Jokes & Riddles

Knock, knock. Who's there?

Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

Anita to borrow a pencil.

New from Zonderkidz, here's a collection of knock-knock jokes that is both hilarious and wholesome. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is sure to send every kid you know to his knees in a breath-stealing, side-splitting, uncontrollable fit of giggles. It's that funny. And with more than 350 jokes, the laughs are sure to never quit.

This collection provides fun for the whole family and includes bonus Q& A jokes and riddles too

Everyone loves knock-knock jokes--especially kids Bob Phillips, the king of good, clean jokes, packs more than 600 favorite knock-knock jokes into this nutty new collection.

Edible Delights
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Apricot.
Apricot who?
Apricot my key. Open up

Animal Crackers
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butternut.
Butternut who?
Butternut try to pick up a skunk

Guaranteed to extract giggles, groans, and guffaws from any audience, The World's Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben away for a while but I'm back now

This new book from Rob Elliott is poised to reach and even surpass the more than 165,000 copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids.

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Kids are clamoring for more uproarious jokes, and More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids gives children ages seven and up many more hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this brand new collection of hundreds of hilarious jokes with their friends and family A great gift for any child.

Here's a sampling:
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A penguin rolling down a...

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.

What type of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop music

Young comedians love to share hilari- ous, side-splitting jokes with anyone who will listen. These witty kids are always looking for new material, hungry for the next best thing.

Satisfy their comic needs with Best. Jokes. Ever., a brand-new collection of laughs, giggles, and guffaws.

Beware--it is sure entertain for days to come

Why was the broom late?
It overswept.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies

The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Srsly. Best. Jokes. Ever.

Get ready for unending hilarity and unyielding giggle attacks, because these jokes do not quit

If you do not think cows and pigs could get any funnier, think again. Srsly. Best. Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you rolling on the floor with laughter with smiles so big your cheeks hurt...srsly

What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Bookworms.

What did the Dalmatian say after eating dinner?
Yum, that hit the spot.

The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Actually. Best. Jokes. Ever. Get ready for sidesplitting hilarity and ridiculous giggle attacks, because these jokes don't quit

If you think you have heard every joke in the book, think again. Actually. Best. Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you throwing your head back and laughing out loud... no, actually

What does a dentist call his x-rays?
Tooth-pics

What did the spider do on the computer?
It made a website.

The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Literally. Best. Jokes. Ever. Get ready to throw your head back and laugh out loud, because these jokes do not quit

If you think you have literally heard every joke that has ever been told, think again. Literally. Best. Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you holding your side and pleading for the giggles to stop