Kategoria BISAC: Juvenile Nonfiction >> Humor - Jokes & Riddles

How does good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep pan, crisp and even Packed with brilliant seasonal jokes together with lots of silly stuff that will keep children giggling throughout the Christmas holidays. Cast an unwanted Gift Spell, read Santa's hilarious emails and try the Top Ten things to do with leftover turkey. With hilarious spoof ads and lots of fun Christmas features this book will really put the ho-ho-ho into your holidays.

What sort of jokes do werewolves like best? Howlers What's worse than being surrounded by huge great scary monsters? Being surrounded by AWFUL JOKES ABOUT MONSTERS Think you can stomach hundreds of and ghastly gags? These monster gags will have you screaming for more From gnarly knock knocks to gruesome groaners, you'll find everything to tickle your monster fancy.

What is the definition of a snail?A slug with a crash helmet.What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?'Ouch 'This is Puffin's biggest and best joke book ever created, possibly in the world Packed with so many crazy jokes, including knock knocks, animal quackers and monster madness, you'll have a joke on hand for every occasion Suitable for amusing your mates or reading on your own.

Featuring a short-story by Jeremy Strong, this joke book is jam-packed with jokes, quizzes, puzzles and games, plus extracts from all your favourite stories.

The Jeremy Strong joke book is back and filled with even more bottoms and quizzes and silliness and, best of all, pranks Blow up stuff, glue stuff and PHHHFFWWWWWHHHHH - play with whoopee cushions all day long AND you get Streaker the dog, Vikings, giants, cosmic pajamas and Monsters galore . . .

Packed full of hilarious jokes and pictures to get young readers giggling!

Q: What do planets use to download music?
A: Neptunes.
Q: What goes zzub zzub?
A: A bee flying backwards.
Q: Why did the baby cookie cry?
A: Because it was a wafer so long.

Packed with the silly jokes that kids love, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes, and more, Just Joking will be presented in National Geographic Kids' colorful, photo-driven style. Laughing animals, funny people, and other colorful photos are paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on each page. National Geographic Kids' signature...

Q: What sound to porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch

Q: What do you get from a cow after an earthquake?
A: A milk shake

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

Packed with even more of the silly jokes that kids love, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes, and more, Just Joking 2 will be presented in the colorful, photo-driven style, only National Geographic Kids can do. Laughing animals, funny people, and other colorful photos are paired with each joke, adding an extra...

Q: What sound to porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch

Q: What do you get from a cow after an earthquake?
A: A milkshake

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

Packed with even more of the silly jokes that kids love, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes, and more, Just Joking 3 will be presented in National Geographic Kids' colorful, photo-driven style. Laughing animals, funny people, and other colorful photos are paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on each...

What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender?
Fowl

Why was the footballer upset on his birthday?
He got a red card

These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup

Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney? Because he had the floo How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed. These and many more hilarious jokes for a very merry Christmas

What would YOU rather do -- hug a slug OR snog a frog? Have hair made of soggy spaghetti OR a nose made of plasticine? Be best friends with the Incredible Hulk OR with Batman? This brilliantly funny and totally addictive collection of impossible choices will keep you entertained for hours

Q: What do you get when you cross a dentist and a boat?
A: A Tooth Ferry.

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Kids are clamoring for more uproarious jokes, and More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids gives children ages seven and up many more hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this brand new collection of hundreds of hilarious jokes with their friends and family A great gift for any child.

Now everyone's favorite joke books from Rob Elliott can be found in one economical volume Combining his bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids, Elliott will have kids of all ages laughing with the gut-bustingest, knee-slappingest, guffaw-inducingest, funniest collection of clean jokes you can find.

Great on car rides, at the dinner table, on the playground, and anywhere in between, this collection of hilarity will make you and those around you...

Kids Don't Read In a world of videos and video games getting kids to read is getting harder and harder. IP Grinning's Awesome 10 in 1 Jokes for Kids Box Set will get them reading, telling jokes and enjoying books independently.
Get incredible value with these 10 books usually priced at almost $29.90 for all ten.
Plus - For a Limited Time Only - get IP Grinning's #1 Bestseller 'Knock Knock Jokes for Kids' as a bonus book for free.
Over 1000 Jokes Means a Lot of Reading Practice.
Ten books in 1 collection means over 1000 jokes. Kids will always be able to find a new joke to...

Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Knock, Knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus falling, run away Knock, Knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey is not working. Open the door. The Funniest Collection of Knock Knock Jokes Made For Children In Lizzy's third Jokes for Kids Book, get ready to laugh out loud to over 300 hilarious, knee-slapping knock-knock jokes. These jokes cover a range of categories and are super funny, including that dash of corniness we've all grown to love from funny knock knock jokes (what knock-knock joke isn't a bit corny? ). As a mother and jokester extraordinaire,...

Best Joke Book for Kids is a book of short jokes, that are guaranteed age appropriate. Funny Knock Knock jokes and Kids Jokes. Many Jokes For Kids, Best Joke Book for Kids is styled for as kids grow older they find certain jokes less and less funny. This means you have to come up with age appropriate jokes to keep them entertained. Jokes are more than just for laughs. They also stimulate thought and educate. That does not mean you go stiff on the kids, far from it. You want jokes that are funny, corny and have some substance. Usually the really good jokes will give even you the tickles. Kids...