Crazy things my daughter says...
ISBN: 9781494806293 / Angielski / Miękka / 30 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. My daughter says some of the craziest things...and about a year ago I started writing them down. Some of the things she says are better heard than read but hilarious none the less. She provides plenty of entertainment for me and our friends and family so I thought I would share it with the rest of the world.
My daughter says some of the craziest things...and about a year ago I started writing them down. Some of the things she says are better heard than rea...
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54,20 zł |
The Askanna Chronicles: Folly
ISBN: 9781484088463 / Angielski / Miękka / 136 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. I can't deny the influence of Dunleavey, O'Brien and Joyce, in the stories I tell of a chaotic rural Eire. As a child, I met many of the Irish "mad house," such as Behan, Purcell, Desmond Mc Carthy and a host of others, who lived on the lunatic fringes of Irish society. This set of stories is about the chaotic lives of the members of an Anglo-Irish landed gentry family, who would just as soon, have the butler shot, rather than call the vet
I can't deny the influence of Dunleavey, O'Brien and Joyce, in the stories I tell of a chaotic rural Eire. As a child, I met many of the Irish "mad ho...
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29,38 zł |
A Blunderful Joyride: Memoirs of a Driving Instructor
ISBN: 9781495362675 / Angielski / Miękka / 44 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Take a crash course in the life of a driving teacher From brakes that completely fail, to sneezed-upon steering wheels; this collection of hair raising bufoonery will leave you thankful that you drive YOURSELF to the mall
Take a crash course in the life of a driving teacher From brakes that completely fail, to sneezed-upon steering wheels; this collection of hair raisi...
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54,01 zł |
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
ISBN: 9781499109405 / Angielski / Miękka / 130 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. From time to time it's entertaining to watch others squirm in hot water. The mean streak in us loves stories of woe - especially when it involves someone else. Sometimes we are the blundering idiots with a tale of despair for others to be pleased about. Either way, the good deeds that don't go unpunished make such juicy stories So kick back and enjoy this collection of laugh out loud and outrageous sagas, based on true stories.
From time to time it's entertaining to watch others squirm in hot water. The mean streak in us loves stories of woe - especially when it involves some...
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29,34 zł |
Julie Delpy träumt oft von Gott
ISBN: 9781477557433 / Niemiecki / Miękka / 80 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Spiel, Satz und Klatsch oder Prominente am laufenden Band. Uber 800 sogenannte Wahrheiten uber Stars und Sternchen. Erweitern Sie Ihr Wissen uber die aktuellen Prominenten dieser Welt."
Spiel, Satz und Klatsch oder Prominente am laufenden Band. Uber 800 sogenannte Wahrheiten uber Stars und Sternchen. Erweitern Sie Ihr Wissen uber die ...
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30,96 zł |
Snippets of a Life: a collection of short stories and cogitations
ISBN: 9781495229381 / Angielski / Miękka / 198 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. It is just past noon as you arrive early at the dentist's office for your appointment. Never one to enjoy your stay in that dreaded chair, you hope to get in early and get it over with before heading on to more enjoyable endeavors. Life unfortunately has decided to prolong your agony as you learn that the doctor is "running a little behind" today. "Hmmph," you mutter as you retake your place in the waiting room. Perusing the various magazines that litter the end table, you look for a minor distraction. You brush past the usual news, science and techno-doohickey periodicals and collect the...
It is just past noon as you arrive early at the dentist's office for your appointment. Never one to enjoy your stay in that dreaded chair, you hope to...
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71,19 zł |
Fifty Tales of Shame
ISBN: 9781497301511 / Angielski / Miękka / 124 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. One day I decided to write a book, after all, Jose Marti once said: "There are three things every person should do before they die: Plant a Tree, Write a Book and Have a Son." I have already planted a tree and with this book I complete two out of three. Maybe one day I'll go for the third one too. In this book I talk about 50 situations in my life that weren't successes exactly. All of these experiences were painful, humiliating or just weird (Fifty Tales of Shame). Some of the stories I tell in this book have never been told. Some, because it didn't came the right time to tell them, and...
One day I decided to write a book, after all, Jose Marti once said: "There are three things every person should do before they die: Plant a Tree, Writ...
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27,08 zł |
Smiles Down The Road: Motoring Humour, Snippets, Verse and Oddities
ISBN: 9781495364167 / Angielski / Miękka / 136 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. A selection of quotations, verse, jokes and anecdotes on motoring from the earliest days to the present day.
A selection of quotations, verse, jokes and anecdotes on motoring from the earliest days to the present day.
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56,91 zł |
Do Not Read While Pooing: The Happy Six Years
ISBN: 9781499205039 / Angielski / Miękka / 208 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. This book is udder nonsense. Udders are good. Big udders are better. And like ridiculously big udders, this book will make you laugh. It will brighten your day. It will make you smarter.* It will put a spring in your step. And leave you scratching your head. And your ass. But beware; it might just make you fall off the toilet.** *Costs extra. * * * * * Sometime between 2002 and 2013, I lost my mind while running Happy Six, the business that I started really by accident. It was over a decade of pure insanity which I... This book is udder nonsense. Udders are good. Big udders are better. And like ridiculously big udders, this book will make you laugh. |
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49,68 zł |
A Shiver Runs Through It
ISBN: 9781484879498 / Angielski / Miękka / 186 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Minnesota winters are long, arduous and not for the faint-hearted. Unless the wind-driven snow and twenty below temperatures have already knocked you off half a bubble. In that case, you need a dose of "Shiver" to lighten your snow shovel.
Minnesota winters are long, arduous and not for the faint-hearted. Unless the wind-driven snow and twenty below temperatures have already knocked you ...
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59,67 zł |
The Way I See It: A Collection of Photo Cartoons
ISBN: 9781499250176 / Angielski / Miękka / 102 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Have you ever snapped an ordinary looking photograph and figured it was odd as though some unseen something had created the scene? I have. You are the first readers to see inside Edwin"s brain at the stuff he thinks about. Until now he couldn't share his private jokes because he would not be allowed to be in public again. "The Way I See It" is a collection of 159 tampered photographs that will make you smile or laugh and send money so Edwin so he can get the psychiatric treatment he needs to revitalize his mind in order to rejoin the normal world.
Have you ever snapped an ordinary looking photograph and figured it was odd as though some unseen something had created the scene? I have. You are the...
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113,01 zł |
Uncle Fred's Confidential Reader: Takeoffs, Definitions, Poems and One-Liners
ISBN: 9781495946943 / Angielski / Miękka / 188 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. |
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67,58 zł |
Actual Mileage: Stories by Max Zimmer
ISBN: 9780985448189 / Angielski / Miękka / 284 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. In this collection of 47 stories you'll head down a twisted road called "Actual Mileage" with award-winning writer Max Zimmer as your driver. Take the passenger seat, buckle up, hang on tight, and get set to experience fits of gutbusting laughter, some heartwrenching tearjerkers along the way, and brief encounters with real-life characters you'll relate to and find hard to forget. Most all of them are real -- although what Zimmer sometimes does with them is fiction and even slips at times into fantasy. Some samples: In "Getting Ants Drunk," a couple spend a humid summer afternoon on their...
In this collection of 47 stories you'll head down a twisted road called "Actual Mileage" with award-winning writer Max Zimmer as your driver. Take the...
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67,58 zł |
POTTSBLITZ! Ordnung muss sein!
ISBN: 9781499522914 / Niemiecki / Miękka / 128 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Sein Name ist Ehrenfried Ringelmotz Junior. Junior, weil sein Vater ebenfalls Ehrenfried Ringelmotz hiess. Er ist derzeit 57 Jahre alt. Er ist so krumm und kantig, dass er in kein Raster passt und darum gedanklich und haufig auch praktisch, immer wieder gewisse Schwierigkeiten mit den Verhaltensweisen seiner Mitmenschen bekommt. Er kann das nicht andern. Seine Erziehung und sonstige Sozialisation waren sehr intensiv und erfolgreich. Er will seine Meinung vertreten. Jeder mag leben, wie er will. Aber er will auch daruber denken konnen, was er will Denn eines ist fur ihn klar und muss auch...
Sein Name ist Ehrenfried Ringelmotz Junior. Junior, weil sein Vater ebenfalls Ehrenfried Ringelmotz hiess. Er ist derzeit 57 Jahre alt. Er ist so krum...
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54,24 zł |
Apercus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
ISBN: 9780990358992 / Angielski / Miękka / 142 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Mignon McLaughlin (1913-1983) was a short story writer and playwright with a rapier wit and an acerbic take on love, marriage, and friendship. Her aphorisms, published between 1958 and 1966, will delight aficionados of this aristocratic, subversive genre. Not all of the collection consists of aphorisms, strictly speaking: some are simply reflections, brutally honest as they are clever, on McLaughlin's own fears and foibles. Apercus is truly an autobiography in epigrams."
Mignon McLaughlin (1913-1983) was a short story writer and playwright with a rapier wit and an acerbic take on love, marriage, and friendship. Her aph...
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55,76 zł |
So Much To Learn: and So Little Time
ISBN: 9780985422516 / Angielski / Miękka / 206 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Education in America and the direction of my own life both changed forever on October 5, 1957. The clock radio in my dormitory room came on with the broadcast of commentator Paul Harvey, awaking us to the news that the Soviet Union had just launched an artificial satellite called Sputnik into orbit around the earth "Good morning Americans," he intoned. "We awake this fine morning to learn that there is now a tin moon in space, circling the globe and invading the skies above our nation every ninety minutes. This celestial intruder was placed in orbit around the Earth, not by the United States...
Education in America and the direction of my own life both changed forever on October 5, 1957. The clock radio in my dormitory room came on with the b...
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58,54 zł |
Figures of Speech: A Collection of Illustrated Quotations
ISBN: 9781495238987 / Angielski / Miękka / 60 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. This amalgamation of sayings, photos, and artwork is part joke book and part social commentary; mostly it is an exercise in the use of computer assisted design to present art work in a context of popular culture.
This amalgamation of sayings, photos, and artwork is part joke book and part social commentary; mostly it is an exercise in the use of computer assist...
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58,72 zł |
Gente de mi pueblo
ISBN: 9781499720648 / Hiszpański / Miękka / 66 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. "Gente de mi pueblo" recoge anecdotas, la mayoria humoristicas, de personajes, amigos y conocidos de nuestro pueblo natal: Jaguey Grande, provincia de Matanzas, Cuba. Con "Gente de mi pueblo" pretendemos rendirle un homenaje perpetuo a nuestro Jaguey Grande natal y a su gente. Sirvan estas cronicas para reir, para reflexionar, para volver a vivir."
"Gente de mi pueblo" recoge anecdotas, la mayoria humoristicas, de personajes, amigos y conocidos de nuestro pueblo natal: Jaguey Grande, provincia de...
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24,81 zł |
Five Naughty Cocktails That Made Me Misbehave: What Can Happen When You Are Awash
ISBN: 9781484049846 / Angielski / Miękka / 46 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. A dedicated cocktail maker and moistener, Dr. Keith Pepperell has enjoyed a varied career as a college professor, nationally touring stand-up comedian (as alter ego Keith Collins), shepherd (one night), documentary producer, TV historian, radio show host, and custodian of a wibbly-wobbly castle. This little book presents five murderous cocktails that resulted in terribly bad behaviour including, extradition from Albania, launching a wibbly-wobbly castle with a small child aboard, scalding the groin of a Prime Minister, hijacking a bus of elderly Turkish women, and being rescued by an Algerian...
A dedicated cocktail maker and moistener, Dr. Keith Pepperell has enjoyed a varied career as a college professor, nationally touring stand-up comedian...
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27,08 zł |
Abenteuer eines Studierenden
ISBN: 9781499763140 / Niemiecki / Miękka / 112 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Als unbedarfter Studierender kann man so einiges erleben. Plotzlich ist man umringt von professionellen Professoren, kuriosen Kommilitonen, alternativen Anarchos, behabigen Burschen und wilden WGs Diese satirische Beinahebiografie eines naturlich vollig fiktiven Studierenden bemuht sich, kein Klischee auszulassen, dem man im Hochschulalltag begegnen konnte."
Als unbedarfter Studierender kann man so einiges erleben. Plotzlich ist man umringt von professionellen Professoren, kuriosen Kommilitonen, alternativ...
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31,65 zł |