This book is udder nonsense.

Udders are good. Big udders are better.

And like ridiculously big udders, this book will make you laugh.

It will brighten your day.

It will make you smarter.*

It will put a spring in your step.

And leave you scratching your head. And your ass.

But beware; it might just make you fall off the toilet.** *Costs extra.
**Do not read while pooing.

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Sometime between 2002 and 2013, I lost my mind while running Happy Six, the business that I started really by accident.

It was over a decade of pure insanity which I...