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The Official Doctor and Lawyer Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490458465 / Angielski / Miękka / 48 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. What's worse than having your doctor tell you have gonorrhea? Having your dentist tell you. The doctor said, "I want you to strip, walk to the open window, then wave your cock-and-balls around." "Do they need air?" "Not really. I just hate that asshole lawyer across the breezeway." Why do surgeons wear masks during operations? So if they fuck up no one can ID them. Why are lawyers buried 30 feet under the ground? Because down deep they're probably alright. "You need to eat a high fiber diet," the doctor told the heart patient, "quit smoking, and get some exercise." "What about sex?" "Just...
What's worse than having your doctor tell you have gonorrhea? Having your dentist tell you. The doctor said, "I want you to strip, walk to the open wi...
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26,18 zł |
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The Official Nasty & Blasphemous Religious Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490459530 / Angielski / Miękka / 62 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. A young woman enters the confessional and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I made love to a complete stranger seven times." "Go home and squeeze the juice of seven lemons into a small glass and drink it down as quickly as you can." "Will that wash away my sins?" No, but it will take that smile off your face." Why don't Baptists fuck standing up? They're afraid it might lead to dancing. Three men arrive at the Pearly Gates at the same time and St. Peter says, "Religion?" "Methodist." "Door six, but be quiet as you pass door four." To the second man: "Religion?" "Jewish."...
A young woman enters the confessional and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I made love to a complete stranger seven times." "Go h...
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26,18 zł |
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The Official Love and Marriage Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490539430 / Angielski / Miękka / 96 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Doris said to her sister, "I have to be extremely careful not to get pregnant." "But I thought Bill got a vasectomy?" "Precisely." What's the best thing to do when you see your wife staggering around on your front lawn? Shoot her again. Why are men smarter when they're making love? They are plugged into a fucking know-it-all. What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They're both fun to ride, but you never want your friends to see you on one. A bride-to-be knows exactly what type of music she wants played at her wedding. She auditions 20 pianists before this musician plays an original...
Doris said to her sister, "I have to be extremely careful not to get pregnant." "But I thought Bill got a vasectomy?" "Precisely." What's the best thi...
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26,18 zł |
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Jokes About Aging: An extract from the book: Fabulous Forwards
ISBN: 9781491234389 / Angielski / Miękka / 74 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Since we've learned to use a computer to visit the internet and use email, people have enjoyed news from friends, laughed or gasped over outrageous or funny forwards and been well educated by the web. Now it appears that texting is replacing emailing friends and the once enjoyable experience of email has become a slush pile of advertisement and con artists. This book is an effort to preserve, in some way, the fun that emailing once gave us by by saving choice bits out of 900 forwards collected over 14 years There are 5 volumes in this collection on topics including aging, animals, modern...
Since we've learned to use a computer to visit the internet and use email, people have enjoyed news from friends, laughed or gasped over outrageous or...
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25,99 zł |
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Tasteless Tweets
ISBN: 9781494368920 / Angielski / Miękka / 180 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Cheers for "Tasteless Tweets": "Seeing a Jason Gillearn tweet come across my feed always makes my day. I don't know if his family, students, and the faint of heart would feel the same way. Jason says in 140 characters what twitterless perverts and weirdos have been struggling with for years." "Jason Gillearn will always be one of my favorite comics. His wholesome private life with his family contradicts his twisted serial killer sense of humor. He scares me." "Jason Gillearn makes... Cheers for "Tasteless Tweets": "Seeing a Jason Gillearn tweet come across my feed always makes my day. I don't know if his family, students, and... |
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63,05 zł |
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104 Funny Christmas Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: Best knock knock jokes Series 3
ISBN: 9781494386894 / Angielski / Miękka / 66 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Over one hundred and four of hilarious and very funny Thanksgiving Knock Knock jokes + Plus Bonus Knock Knock jokes from books 1-4 104 Funny Knock Knock Jokes 4 kids is suitable for kids of all ages who will enjoy reading and telling their friends clean and funny knock knock jokes. Youngsters are given an extraordinary motivation to talk before gatherings and with practice have the capacity to feel great doing it. Have fun and laugh BONUS CONTENT Plus extra jokes from: 104 Knock Knock Jokes Book 1 Plus extra jokes from: 104 Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes Book 3 Plus extra jokes from: 104...
Over one hundred and four of hilarious and very funny Thanksgiving Knock Knock jokes + Plus Bonus Knock Knock jokes from books 1-4 104 Funny Knock Kn...
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24,32 zł |
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Tweets from an inebriated mind: A night of a thousand tweets
ISBN: 9781494387402 / Angielski / Miękka / 96 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Ever drunk-tweeted? Ever regretted it or thought it was the best night of your life? Then this isn't the book for you Follow Barry Surreal (or don't, it's up to you) as he goes to the pub, has a few pints, some crisps and has a go on the juke box all whilst attempting to tweet 1000 times in one night - basically anything that comes to mind whether it's funny, poignant, thought-provoking, boring or another category. Barry is fictional and he has never drank a pint of beer or any other liquid for that matter but don't let that stop you reading the book - it's hilarious or awful - you decide...
Ever drunk-tweeted? Ever regretted it or thought it was the best night of your life? Then this isn't the book for you Follow Barry Surreal (or don't,...
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27,12 zł |
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101 Silly Jokes For Kids: Witty and Fun Jokes for Children of All Ages
ISBN: 9781494495114 / Angielski / Miękka / 26 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Jokes are wonderful because they can be shared with everyone. Everyone loves a good joke, especially kids. Here are 101 jokes gathered together especially with kids in mind. They are good clean jokes that will get kids smiling. They can be used to make new friends or cheer up old ones. In this book, there are different types of jokes starting with animal, holiday and music jokes. From there you will find nature, school and sports jokes. Lastly are the classic knock, knock jokes and other silly jokes. Get ready to laugh until your belly hurts as you read through each section. Here are some of...
Jokes are wonderful because they can be shared with everyone. Everyone loves a good joke, especially kids. Here are 101 jokes gathered together especi...
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31,59 zł |
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Animal Forwards: Volume 2 of the book Fabulous Forwards
ISBN: 9781494713287 / Angielski / Miękka / 72 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Since we've learned to use a computer to visit the internet and use email, people have enjoyed news from friends, laughed or gasped over outrageous or funny forwards and been well educated by the web. Now it appears that texting is replacing emailing friends and the once enjoyable experience of email has become a slush pile of advertisement and con artists. This book is an effort to preserve, in some way, the fun that emailing once gave us by by saving choice bits out of 900 forwards collected over 14 years There are 5 volumes in this collection on topics including aging, animals, modern...
Since we've learned to use a computer to visit the internet and use email, people have enjoyed news from friends, laughed or gasped over outrageous or...
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25,99 zł |
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The BS Joke Book of One Liners, Jokes & Puns
ISBN: 9780991961511 / Angielski / Miękka / 130 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Ever feeling down or do you just want to get that smile on your face? Well this book is guaranteed to do it. With pages upon pages of hilarious jokes, you'll have your stomach aching from too much laughter
With jokes appropriate for any age like: What does a clock do when it's still hungry? Go back "four" seconds and... Knock knock Who's there? Wooden shoe Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? you'll be sure to have anyone rolling on the floor after reading it Ever feeling down or do you just want to get that smile on your face? Well this book is guaranteed to do it. With pages upon pages of hilarious jokes,...
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29,34 zł |
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Get Stuffed
ISBN: 9781494911423 / Angielski / Miękka / 102 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. The Professional way to insult somebody. WARNING: THIS IS AN EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE BOOK. It contains 99 insults using foul language. On the first page there's a table with 99 page numbers that you can tick after you've chosen the particular insults that apply to the recipient of the book. This is the kind of book you'd send to an employer who fired you, someone who swindled you or a cheating partner to tell them what you think of them. There are insults to give to fat people, dumb people, males and females, cheating partners, swindlers, someone who's dumped you, the person who divorced you, the...
The Professional way to insult somebody. WARNING: THIS IS AN EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE BOOK. It contains 99 insults using foul language. On the first page t...
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33,90 zł |
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104 Funny Valentine Day Knock Knock Jokes 4 Kids: Jokes 4 Kids
ISBN: 9781494918736 / Angielski / Miękka / 70 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. BOOK 5 of the HIT SERIES 104 KNOCK KNOCK JOKE BOOKS BY: RYAN O WILLIAMS Over one hundred and four of hilarious and very funny Valentine's Day Knock Knock jokes 104 Funny Valentine's Day Knock Knock Jokes 4 kids is suitable for kids of all ages who will enjoy reading and telling their friends clean and funny knock knock jokes. Youngsters are given an extraordinary motivation to talk before gatherings and with practice have the capacity to feel great doing it. Have fun and laugh BONUS CONTENT Plus + 18 from: 104 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes Book 1 Plus + 25 from:104 Thanksgiving Knock Knock...
BOOK 5 of the HIT SERIES 104 KNOCK KNOCK JOKE BOOKS BY: RYAN O WILLIAMS Over one hundred and four of hilarious and very funny Valentine's Day Knock Kn...
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24,77 zł |
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Antologia de Chistes Cubanos
ISBN: 9781593882570 / Hiszpański / Miękka / 208 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. In this book Professor Emeritus at the University of North Carolina at Greensboro and author of more than one hundred books on issues of language and the Cuban traditions, presents us with the most extensive collection ever published of cuban jokes before and after the Castros, including many on Fidel and Raul Castro. With illustrations of cuban cartoonists.
In this book Professor Emeritus at the University of North Carolina at Greensboro and author of more than one hundred books on issues of language and ...
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96,43 zł |
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Limericks, Jokes and Other Such Rubbish
ISBN: 9781935786733 / Angielski / Miękka / 146 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Limericks, Jokes and Other Such Rubbish is a rich mixture of comical topics, all clean, including original limericks, cute things kids said, names with witty connotations, strange true stories, blonde jokes, puns, Scottish jokes, unusual snippets from actual church bulletins, thoughtful quotes of famous folks and lots of passed-on humor. All is included that we may have a hearty laugh, and not intended to be hurtful to anyone.
Limericks, Jokes and Other Such Rubbish is a rich mixture of comical topics, all clean, including original limericks, cute things kids said, names wit...
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46,11 zł |
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The Giant Bathroom Reader
ISBN: 9781472114525 / Angielski / Miękka / 402 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Did you know that during a visit to Germany, Peter the Great once used his host's curtains as toilet paper? That a French dwarf once sued his government for the right to participate in ths port of dwarf tossing? From Mother Goose to Gold Fever, Celebrity Scandals to Cults and Fanatics, and from Wis Thoughts to the World's Longest..., this is a wealth of incredible and occasionally improbable information. Be amazed, be appalled, but above all be enthralled by this cornucopia of craziness. Contents include: Weird Laws from around the world, Scientific Snippets, Astounding News Stories, Urban...
Did you know that during a visit to Germany, Peter the Great once used his host's curtains as toilet paper? That a French dwarf once sued his governme...
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174,99 zł |
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That's Nasty!: Jokes that are inappropriate for most occasions
ISBN: 9781495233418 / Angielski / Miękka / 130 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Let's face it. We've come to a point in our society where we can't say or do anything without offending someone or another. This joke book is full of jokes that ignore the rules of polite society and take advantage of many well-known stereotypes. Jokes about race, ethnicity, religion, and nationality are all bound to offend someone, and they're right here in this book.
Let's face it. We've come to a point in our society where we can't say or do anything without offending someone or another. This joke book is full of ...
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31,42 zł |
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Email Me A Copy: A compilation of some of the best messages ever sent through the workplace (2006-2008)
ISBN: 9780989502832 / Angielski / Miękka / 306 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. This book, through its compilation of the very messages we passed around to one another, will make you laugh, and sometimes make you cry. It will kindle the nostalgia of your past in a perspective very unique to the views of others in the workforce, where we all have spent approximately one-third of our lives. Many things we agreed with. Others, we disagreed. And most of the time, we just laughed until our sides ached from the clever wit that can only be found in that stream of consciousness of humanity we were so connected to in the workplace. We enjoyed and appreciated those moments of...
This book, through its compilation of the very messages we passed around to one another, will make you laugh, and sometimes make you cry. It will kind...
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54,20 zł |
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Chuckle! Chuckle!: Book of Laughs
ISBN: 9781481187152 / Angielski / Miękka / 194 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. I started writing the Chuckle Chuckle More than twenty years ago. One of the many jobs I had being a member of a small church (30 members) was printing the Sunday notices. I was always dismayed by so many sad faces every Sunday morning, so, in order to try and cheer the members up and put a smile on their faces I started to insert a little clean humor at the very end of the notices. I wasn't sure how well it would be received, this being the house of worship. I had always done this with my Sunday School Class, and it worked, and I'm sure that some of you know what I am talking about. You...
I started writing the Chuckle Chuckle More than twenty years ago. One of the many jobs I had being a member of a small church (30 members) was print...
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41,81 zł |
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Forbidden Laughter: Soviet Underground Jokes - Bilingual edition
ISBN: 9781494472559 / Angielski / Miękka / 96 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. The first bilingual (English/Russian) sampling of authentic Soviet underground jokes--mostly political, but also ethnic, and at times erotic--published in the United States at the height of the Cold War. Illustrated.
The first bilingual (English/Russian) sampling of authentic Soviet underground jokes--mostly political, but also ethnic, and at times erotic--publishe...
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45,16 zł |
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Scottish Jokes: A Wee Book of Clean Caledonian Chuckles
ISBN: 9781495297366 / Angielski / Miękka / 38 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Och It's no that dark 'Scottish Jokes: A Wee Book of Clean Caledonian Chuckles' is a collection of Scots humour with jokes old and new, and some so old that everyone's forgotten about them and will think they're new again Have fun with this wee book of gentle laughs, with all the usual characters from Scottish funny stories: tight-fisted Highlanders, whisky-loving Glaswegians, pompous Englishmen, confused American tourists, stuck up Edinburghians and pious pillars of the kirk. If you like quick fire Scottish jokes or longer funny...
Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Och It's no that dark 'Scottish Jokes: A Wee Book of Clean Caledonian Chuckles' is a co...
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31,59 zł |
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