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The Pithesaurus: A Preponderance of Ponderings
ISBN: 9781478299417 / Angielski / Miękka / 104 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. In the tradition of the fortune cookie and Bartlett's Quotations, comes an original collection of over 700 supposedly pithy, sage, humorous morsels of deep thought. It is the perfect pre-packaged ingredient list for a better life, mind, and spirit in today's hectic self absorbed age. Enlightenment was never more portable. Scroll, read, and enjoy a migraine. Warning: As with all books of great wisdom, any passage indecipherable or deemed "not very funny," is not the fault of the author, but of the reader's ineptitude in discovering the deeper meaning. Warning: When treading into any "deeper...
In the tradition of the fortune cookie and Bartlett's Quotations, comes an original collection of over 700 supposedly pithy, sage, humorous morsels of...
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Jokes for Kids: 300+ Kids Jokes
ISBN: 9781484884645 / Angielski / Miękka / 68 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Super funny jokes for kids These jokes will crack up your kids and keep them coming back for more. Over 300 hilarious jokes are included Why are twin witches hard to tell apart? Because you can't tell which witch is which Receptionist: Doctor, there's an invisible man outside waiting for you. Doctor: Tell him I can't see him right now. Why couldn't the pirate play cards? He was standing on the deck AND MANY MORE
Super funny jokes for kids These jokes will crack up your kids and keep them coming back for more. Over 300 hilarious jokes are included Why are twi...
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26,88 zł |
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300 Jokes for Kids
ISBN: 9781484902417 / Angielski / Miękka / 62 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Laughter will fill the air when you and your kids are reading this book full of great, age appropriate jokes. Nothing controversial in here - just good, old fashioned, cornball jokes Your kids will enjoy reading this book again and again
Laughter will fill the air when you and your kids are reading this book full of great, age appropriate jokes. Nothing controversial in here - just goo...
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![Grandma Hazel's Funny, Funny Kidz Jokebook: [WARNING: CONTAINS NO STUPID KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES or DUMB PICTURES TO TAKE UP SPACE] Loughran, Rob 9781490397931 Createspace](/9781490397931_grandma_hazels_funny_funny_kidz_jokebook_warning_contains_no_stupid_knock_knock_jokes_or_dumb_pictures_to_take_up_space.jpg "Grandma Hazel's Funny, Funny Kidz Jokebook: [WARNING: CONTAINS NO STUPID KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES or DUMB PICTURES TO TAKE UP SPACE]") |
Grandma Hazel's Funny, Funny Kidz Jokebook: [WARNING: CONTAINS NO STUPID KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES or DUMB PICTURES TO TAKE UP SPACE]
ISBN: 9781490397931 / Angielski / Miękka / 306 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. What do clouds wear when it's raining? Thunderwear. What time is it when 12 people go skiing? Winter. What do you call a one day old dog? A puppy. When did George Washington die? Four days before they buried him. A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a BLT. He enjoys his sandwich, but when the waiter brings the bill he pulls out a gun and kills him. Then he walks out without paying. The manager chases and catches him and asks, "Who do you think you are? You kill my waiter and then leave without paying?" "I'm a panda bear." "So?" The panda hands the manager a dictionary, "Look up...
What do clouds wear when it's raining? Thunderwear. What time is it when 12 people go skiing? Winter. What do you call a one day old dog? A puppy. Whe...
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59,34 zł |
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The Official Blonde Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490416557 / Angielski / Miękka / 54 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. "The man next to me is jacking off," said the blonde to her girlfriend as they sat in the movie theater. "Ignore him." "I can't," said the blonde. "He's using my hand." How do we know that God isn't blonde? If she were, sperm would taste like chocolate. What are Vanna White's favorite consonants? North and South America. What do you call two blondes standing on either side of a friend with a broken leg? Support hos. Why'd the blonde get fired from the sperm bank? Drinking on the job Why'd the blond give up moose hunting? The decoys were too heavy. What is gross stupidity? 144 blondes. Why'd...
"The man next to me is jacking off," said the blonde to her girlfriend as they sat in the movie theater. "Ignore him." "I can't," said the blonde. "He...
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26,43 zł |
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The Official Obscene Old Age Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490417493 / Angielski / Miękka / 60 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. An old man living at the retirement home was attracted to an old lady, also living at the home. One evening after lights out, he has a couple shots of Scotch and sneaks down the hall. Fortified by his liquid courage he says, "I wanna fuck you." "Well," she says, "everyone else is asleep, so, what the hell." "How do you like to do it?" "I really like it when a man goes down on me," she says. He lifts up her nightie, takes off her panties and starts yodeling in the gully. He comes up about 15 seconds later with a disgusted look on his face. "I'm sorry, I just can't do this. Something smells...
An old man living at the retirement home was attracted to an old lady, also living at the home. One evening after lights out, he has a couple shots of...
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The Official X-Rated Animal Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490419459 / Angielski / Miękka / 62 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Why doesn't Smokey Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot he throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel. A lady brings her Schnauzer to the vets. The receptionist asks her what's wrong with the dog. The lady shows her the dog's ear, which has an ingrown hair. "I'll save you some money," says the receptionist. "Just go down to the drug store and get some hair remover and rub it on the dog's ear. You won't need to see the doctor." "Thanks." She goes to the drug store and says to the clerk, "Do you have hair remover?" "What kind, lotion or spray?" "What's the...
Why doesn't Smokey Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot he throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel. A lady brings her S...
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The Official Dirty Johnny Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490419886 / Angielski / Miękka / 54 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. "Can I," Dirty Johnny asked his mother, "have some money for candy?" "What happened to the five-dollar allowance I give you every Saturday?" asked mom. "I've been giving it to the old homeless man in the park." Mom is so proud of her son. His charity and giving spirit; his humanity. She opens her wallet and hands him a five dollar bill. "I'm very proud of you Johnny, sharing the way you have been. But this money you keep for yourself. If you continue giving money to the homeless they'll never get a job." "But this homeless guy has a job." "Really? What does he do?" "Every Saturday morning,...
"Can I," Dirty Johnny asked his mother, "have some money for candy?" "What happened to the five-dollar allowance I give you every Saturday?" asked mom...
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The Official "I Hate Women" Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490421353 / Angielski / Miękka / 384 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. A man walks into a bar and sees his ex-girlfriend. "Hey," he says, "I was screwing my new girlfriend last night, but I was thinking about you." "Why? Do you want to get back together?" "No. It keeps me from coming too quick." What's the best thing to do when you see your wife staggering around on your front lawn? Shoot her again. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning? Because they don't have any balls to scratch. A man walks into a bar and orders a martini. He slams it down, looks in his shirt pocket and orders another. He repeats this five times, then asks for the tab....
A man walks into a bar and sees his ex-girlfriend. "Hey," he says, "I was screwing my new girlfriend last night, but I was thinking about you." "Why? ...
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63,85 zł |
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The Official Redneck Jokebook: Introducing: Little Rodney Redneck
ISBN: 9781490440064 / Angielski / Miękka / 70 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. "Can I," Little Rodney Redneck asked his father, "have some money for some Red Man?" "What happened to the five-dollars I gave you Saturday for shoveling horseshit?" asked dad. "I've been giving it to the old homeless man in the park." Dad is so proud of Rodney. His kindness and Christian charity. He opens his wallet and hands him a five dollar bill. "I'm proud of you Johnny, but this money you keep for yourself. If you continue giving them money, the lazy-ass homeless will never get a job." "But this homeless guy already has a job." "Really? What does he do?" "Every Saturday morning, for...
"Can I," Little Rodney Redneck asked his father, "have some money for some Red Man?" "What happened to the five-dollars I gave you Saturday for shovel...
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26,43 zł |
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The Official Doctor and Lawyer Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490458465 / Angielski / Miękka / 48 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. What's worse than having your doctor tell you have gonorrhea? Having your dentist tell you. The doctor said, "I want you to strip, walk to the open window, then wave your cock-and-balls around." "Do they need air?" "Not really. I just hate that asshole lawyer across the breezeway." Why do surgeons wear masks during operations? So if they fuck up no one can ID them. Why are lawyers buried 30 feet under the ground? Because down deep they're probably alright. "You need to eat a high fiber diet," the doctor told the heart patient, "quit smoking, and get some exercise." "What about sex?" "Just...
What's worse than having your doctor tell you have gonorrhea? Having your dentist tell you. The doctor said, "I want you to strip, walk to the open wi...
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The Official Nasty & Blasphemous Religious Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490459530 / Angielski / Miękka / 62 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. A young woman enters the confessional and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I made love to a complete stranger seven times." "Go home and squeeze the juice of seven lemons into a small glass and drink it down as quickly as you can." "Will that wash away my sins?" No, but it will take that smile off your face." Why don't Baptists fuck standing up? They're afraid it might lead to dancing. Three men arrive at the Pearly Gates at the same time and St. Peter says, "Religion?" "Methodist." "Door six, but be quiet as you pass door four." To the second man: "Religion?" "Jewish."...
A young woman enters the confessional and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I made love to a complete stranger seven times." "Go h...
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The Official Love and Marriage Jokebook
ISBN: 9781490539430 / Angielski / Miękka / 96 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Doris said to her sister, "I have to be extremely careful not to get pregnant." "But I thought Bill got a vasectomy?" "Precisely." What's the best thing to do when you see your wife staggering around on your front lawn? Shoot her again. Why are men smarter when they're making love? They are plugged into a fucking know-it-all. What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They're both fun to ride, but you never want your friends to see you on one. A bride-to-be knows exactly what type of music she wants played at her wedding. She auditions 20 pianists before this musician plays an original...
Doris said to her sister, "I have to be extremely careful not to get pregnant." "But I thought Bill got a vasectomy?" "Precisely." What's the best thi...
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Jokes About Aging: An extract from the book: Fabulous Forwards
ISBN: 9781491234389 / Angielski / Miękka / 74 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Since we've learned to use a computer to visit the internet and use email, people have enjoyed news from friends, laughed or gasped over outrageous or funny forwards and been well educated by the web. Now it appears that texting is replacing emailing friends and the once enjoyable experience of email has become a slush pile of advertisement and con artists. This book is an effort to preserve, in some way, the fun that emailing once gave us by by saving choice bits out of 900 forwards collected over 14 years There are 5 volumes in this collection on topics including aging, animals, modern...
Since we've learned to use a computer to visit the internet and use email, people have enjoyed news from friends, laughed or gasped over outrageous or...
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26,25 zł |
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Tasteless Tweets
ISBN: 9781494368920 / Angielski / Miękka / 180 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Cheers for "Tasteless Tweets": "Seeing a Jason Gillearn tweet come across my feed always makes my day. I don't know if his family, students, and the faint of heart would feel the same way. Jason says in 140 characters what twitterless perverts and weirdos have been struggling with for years." "Jason Gillearn will always be one of my favorite comics. His wholesome private life with his family contradicts his twisted serial killer sense of humor. He scares me." "Jason Gillearn makes... Cheers for "Tasteless Tweets": "Seeing a Jason Gillearn tweet come across my feed always makes my day. I don't know if his family, students, and... |
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104 Funny Christmas Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: Best knock knock jokes Series 3
ISBN: 9781494386894 / Angielski / Miękka / 66 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Over one hundred and four of hilarious and very funny Thanksgiving Knock Knock jokes + Plus Bonus Knock Knock jokes from books 1-4 104 Funny Knock Knock Jokes 4 kids is suitable for kids of all ages who will enjoy reading and telling their friends clean and funny knock knock jokes. Youngsters are given an extraordinary motivation to talk before gatherings and with practice have the capacity to feel great doing it. Have fun and laugh BONUS CONTENT Plus extra jokes from: 104 Knock Knock Jokes Book 1 Plus extra jokes from: 104 Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes Book 3 Plus extra jokes from: 104...
Over one hundred and four of hilarious and very funny Thanksgiving Knock Knock jokes + Plus Bonus Knock Knock jokes from books 1-4 104 Funny Knock Kn...
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24,56 zł |
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Tweets from an inebriated mind: A night of a thousand tweets
ISBN: 9781494387402 / Angielski / Miękka / 96 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Ever drunk-tweeted? Ever regretted it or thought it was the best night of your life? Then this isn't the book for you Follow Barry Surreal (or don't, it's up to you) as he goes to the pub, has a few pints, some crisps and has a go on the juke box all whilst attempting to tweet 1000 times in one night - basically anything that comes to mind whether it's funny, poignant, thought-provoking, boring or another category. Barry is fictional and he has never drank a pint of beer or any other liquid for that matter but don't let that stop you reading the book - it's hilarious or awful - you decide...
Ever drunk-tweeted? Ever regretted it or thought it was the best night of your life? Then this isn't the book for you Follow Barry Surreal (or don't,...
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101 Silly Jokes For Kids: Witty and Fun Jokes for Children of All Ages
ISBN: 9781494495114 / Angielski / Miękka / 26 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Jokes are wonderful because they can be shared with everyone. Everyone loves a good joke, especially kids. Here are 101 jokes gathered together especially with kids in mind. They are good clean jokes that will get kids smiling. They can be used to make new friends or cheer up old ones. In this book, there are different types of jokes starting with animal, holiday and music jokes. From there you will find nature, school and sports jokes. Lastly are the classic knock, knock jokes and other silly jokes. Get ready to laugh until your belly hurts as you read through each section. Here are some of...
Jokes are wonderful because they can be shared with everyone. Everyone loves a good joke, especially kids. Here are 101 jokes gathered together especi...
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Animal Forwards: Volume 2 of the book Fabulous Forwards
ISBN: 9781494713287 / Angielski / Miękka / 72 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Since we've learned to use a computer to visit the internet and use email, people have enjoyed news from friends, laughed or gasped over outrageous or funny forwards and been well educated by the web. Now it appears that texting is replacing emailing friends and the once enjoyable experience of email has become a slush pile of advertisement and con artists. This book is an effort to preserve, in some way, the fun that emailing once gave us by by saving choice bits out of 900 forwards collected over 14 years There are 5 volumes in this collection on topics including aging, animals, modern...
Since we've learned to use a computer to visit the internet and use email, people have enjoyed news from friends, laughed or gasped over outrageous or...
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26,25 zł |
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The BS Joke Book of One Liners, Jokes & Puns
ISBN: 9780991961511 / Angielski / Miękka / 130 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Ever feeling down or do you just want to get that smile on your face? Well this book is guaranteed to do it. With pages upon pages of hilarious jokes, you'll have your stomach aching from too much laughter
With jokes appropriate for any age like: What does a clock do when it's still hungry? Go back "four" seconds and... Knock knock Who's there? Wooden shoe Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? you'll be sure to have anyone rolling on the floor after reading it Ever feeling down or do you just want to get that smile on your face? Well this book is guaranteed to do it. With pages upon pages of hilarious jokes,...
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29,62 zł |
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