Throughout my life, there are certain words or phrases that I have heard frequently spoken by women, young and old alike. There is one, however, when said with annoyance that seems to be becoming increasingly popular. "MEN " It is usually followed by a "humm " sound, from the woman making the comment, or a shaking of her head with eyes looking upward in disbelief, as if seeking strength from above. As I have gotten older, I seem to hear this phrase more and more. In the supermarkets, on the street, in stores, even at family gatherings, it seems to be the catch phrase that unites women in...

Everybody gets frustrated daily by the overwhelming stupidity of the people they run into. In fact not a day goes by that I don't wonder how the hell humanity has survived this long because collectively as a species we're retarded. This book is a place for me to vent about the people I encounter on a daily basis that make me ashamed to be a part of the human race.

Centuries ago a powerful vampire hunter devised an artifact to safeguard humanity from the evil of vampires by imprisoning their vile souls within it. After his death the artifact was hidden to prevent the evil it contained from infecting the world. Now Dorian, an ancient vampire, has learned the secret to unlocking the artifact and harnessing the evil energy trapped inside for his own malevolent ends. All that stands between Dorian and unlimited power is Alexander, a reformed vampire and guardian of the artifact. To aid in his cause Alexander must gather the descendants of a powerful line of...