How you-all doing? When I say words, you say definitions Words...(Silence) I can't hear you Words...(Crickets). Wow, tough crowd. Have you ever noticed that the universe is arranged as a spectrum of battery systems? (Silence and cough) So did you guys here the one about the electron that walked into a bar so that it could see the bar? (Silence) You know, an electron doesn't release photons unless it is stimulated. Get it? (Frog - Robot, Rooooobots) What? Can't a brother get a heckler up in this hizzy? (Silence) Did someone ask a what-what is this book about? (Silence) Seriously, I throw a...

Within Phatman and Picard - Another Year Later, Picard Arnold Snobbyass completes God Camp and runs for President of the United States of America. And even though Picard loses to Jimmy Flake Flakerson, Phatman and Picard learn enough to win the Third Annual International Prayer-Off

In as much as nobody really knows what is real, one thing is for sure: Phatman & Picard are just actors...with a less than average understanding of realty. But regardless of all that, they've had two somewhat successful series in which they've traversed the universe in search of hope, cognition, and women's underwear. Unfortunately in this third series, a new director tries to guide Phatman & Picard as they lament their existence as celebrities...and on a much smaller level, everything else.

Technically, you can't judge a book by its cover unless its cover has stuff from the book...I think. In any event, this book does have a little Myelin Sheath man, but he doesn't have a blind mouse coming out his butt. (Damn, now I want to go back and add that into the book somewhere...even if it makes absolutely no sense. The chapter title would be: Turtling a Blind Mouse.) As for the rest of the stuff on the cover, it will be clearer in the book...regardless of how clear the sentences may or may be. Therefore, read, don't read, flip through, or wipe your ass with this book. I've got two...

"In a world without boundaries, except for the Mexican, Berlin, and Great China Wall, Phatman and Picard embark on their most dangerous adventure to date...Making more money than Avatar, because Star Wars was a conspiracy." The Movie Trailer voice echoes as Picard slowly lunges for a car door with a massive explosion behind him. "Will these two make it to the end of the movie or will there be no end to this movie?" The Movie Trailer voice booms as Picard-Neo leaps from a helicopter to catch Phatman-Morpheus in mid-flight. "If you don't crap your pants, then you're a total pussy "

After WWIV, the metropolis of Easty-West is humanity's last refugee...except for the colony on Mars, but that is beside the point. The point is, Phatman is a plucky detective in the special crimes and stolen underwear unit and Picard is a gutsy civil-disobedience-prevention officer. And even though they come from different floors, parents, and ancestral trees, Phatman and Picard are forced together, like two large tits in a brassiere, to battle the forces of evil...supposedly.