Didactic Essays: From a piece of dark matter, somewhere in the Milky Way?

ISBN-13: 9781477276990 / Angielski / Miękka / 2012 / 94 str.

Damon Dion Reed

Opis

How you-all doing? When I say words, you say definitions Words...(Silence) I can't hear you Words...(Crickets). Wow, tough crowd. Have you ever noticed that the universe is arranged as a spectrum of battery systems? (Silence and cough) So did you guys here the one about the electron that walked into a bar so that it could see the bar? (Silence) You know, an electron doesn't release photons unless it is stimulated. Get it? (Frog - Robot, Rooooobots) What? Can't a brother get a heckler up in this hizzy? (Silence) Did someone ask a what-what is this book about? (Silence) Seriously, I throw a what-what out there and nothing? (Silence) Fine, I'll just talk about the contents of this book. There are a lot of words, a couple sentences, two or more paragraphs, some science, a whole-lot of scientific satire, a few meaningless definitions, and some New Age Adages. Are you happy now? Peace Out (A microphone drops to the floor.)