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All machines suddenly come to life for some reason and go on a rampage to kill every human being on the planet. It's kind of like that movie "Maximum Overdrive," only ten time as fucking brutal

Welcome to the Big Old Gaylord Opryland Resort Do you lack the energy to get a date? Are you batshit insane and looking for a cure? Are you a pants-shitting senior who wants to stop being old? Do you hate Stephen King? Then, this weekend, there's a seminar for you Sure, there's a comet flying through space bringing all machinery to life and killing everybody, but don't worry about that Here,...

In this hilarious novel six heroes from six different epochs of earth's history (and an alien tossed in to add a little alienness) battle Space ISIS for control of a belovd spaceship (and the fate of every living creature everywhere ). There are a lot of lazers, A LOT of lazers, more lazers, I would hazard, than are any other book. Even the Bible. This book can be described as nothing short of a Deadly Lazer Explodathon There's also a lot of sex. A LOT. Like, almost too much (if there is such a thing ). Certainly more than the Bible. Some of the sex even has lazers involved. And you...