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Imagine a lemonade stand that would rather run around instead of wait on customers. Or what if there was a ban on brothers, and sisters ruled the world? Exactly when does a crocodile become an alligator? If it started raining pie, would you run outside? And who, by the way, put that porcupine in that chair? Welcome to the wonderful, wacky world of My Lemonade Stand Can't Stand Me. Fifty poems guaranteed to elicit smiles, coax out chuckles, and get your guffaws going Amazon Best Selling author of "When Farts Had Colors" and rhyme schemer, Mark Lawton Thomas, has teamed up with master...

When Farts Had Colors is the story of 4th grader Lance Chance who hates Mondays. This particular Monday Lance's mom coaxes Lance to school with his favorite sandwiches and a 'wish-kiss'. On his way to school Lance is tormented by "the biggest, meanest 4th grader ever to stalk the halls of Alfonso Orr Elementary School. Merry Maddox. Bully Extraordinaire..."A legend" and her posse of mayhem, the Crazy M&Ms. If having to hand over his sandwiches and perform a certain humiliating act wasn't enough, Lance gets blamed by Merry Maddox for letting out a fart so horrible it forces the entire school...