Rhymes My Mother Never Told Me

ISBN-13: 9781482326567 / Angielski / Miękka / 2013 / 44 str.

W. J. Burkland; Duncan Beedie

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This collection features beloved classics such as: "Sweet Bread Farts," where Nick's special talent is having the gas he passes smell like freshly baked maple bars; "Tony's Tiny Bladder," where a boy with a tiny bladder goes from disgraced pants-wetter to superhero; and "Sammy Squirrel's Tragic Picnic," where Sammy Squirrel and his animal friends are enjoying a tasty picnic...until a speeding truck puts an end to their fun. The author turns the world on its head to find humor in the oddest of places. Illustrations by Duncan Beedie bring to life the wonderfully twisted world of taunting floaters, adventurous boogers, untimely sneezes and squirrels in imminent danger. Rhymes My Mother Never Told Me includes;
Sweet Bread Farts
Sammy Squirrel's Tragic Picnic
When I sleep, I drool
A Baby and his Coffee
The Epic Tale of Nate's Booger
Egg Salad Toes
Jimmy vs. The Floater
The Impact of Old Age on Jack, Who Was Once a Nimble Boy
The Poop Between Her Toes
An Untimely Sneeze
The 7th Planet
Big Bird and Barney
Makeshift Candle
The Zit on the Wart on My Chin
Idunno & Idontcare
Underwear Art
Nose Hair
Back Splash
Sniffer the Dog
Distinctive Chins
Urinal Cakes
An Older Sister's Perspective
Santa's Annual Check-up
My Spleen Does Very Little
Scab Picker (and Eater)
Tony's Tiny Bladder
Misplacing Baby Emily While Finding a Deal on Beef Stew