In thu Beeginingz uv Thingz!: Thu Kreeaashun Stooree frum thu Beegining!

ISBN-13: 9781511504904 / Angielski / Miękka / 2015 / 76 str.

MR Mark Revolutionary Twain Junior

Opis

We have read many books, as you can imagine; but, none have ever been as Curious, nor as Serious as this Inspired Book, which is written in phonetic English, which contains ancient conversations between the Creator Gods, Angels, Satan, Adam, Eve and a whole list of the "Founding Fathers and Dumbfounded Mothers," you might say, who present Astounding Information that is difficult to "Swallow," without Choking on it, even if you chew it slowly and carefully, and do not bite off too much at any one time. In fact, the beginning of the book is somewhat like Unrefined Gold; but, it gets more and more like the "Pure Words of the Living God," after you get into it - at least in certain chapters, which contain Astonishing Information that Unravels some of the Mysteries of the Bible, and Unlocks the Doors that lead into the Secret Chambers of the Most High God, himself. Yes, you could call it a Modern-day Revelation, if you please; but, it is much more than that: because it "Rocks the Foundations of all Religious and Political Establishments," and even Threatens to do away with the worst of them We promise you that this book is not a waste of your precious time to read it. In fact, we have never read a more Serious Book, in spite of its great and lovable sense of humor. Therefore, we give to it a 5-star rating Indeed, even God will no doubt be well pleased with it, if he can find Time to read it, and if he was ever Pleased with any books at all, other than Mark Twain's books - such as "Letters from the Earth." At least we hope so. However, when one takes a good look at this World from God's perspective, it is Understandable WHY he has not bothered himself to Visit us - at least not lately: because, not even God could figure out what to do with such a World, in order to Correct it, without Changing a lot of Minds, beginning in the District of Criminals, in Washington, who are suffering with Severe Chronic Constipation of their Minds, who need to take High Spiritual Enemas, you might say, before they Bloat Up and DIE with Great Pride: because of Discovering their own Abused Tally Whackers and Chime Bells, which they are forever Ringing in our Ears with Proclamations of Self-aggrandizements, while Gloating over their Great Achievements, which Howard Zinn roughly outlined in his book, called: "A Peoples' History of the United States," which is really not very Flattering to us Proud Americans, who should be Extremely Humble: beCause of our many Sins, which are Forgivable, if we Sincerely Confess all of them with a Capital C, and call for the Great Year of JUBILEE, when all of the Education Slaves, Work Slaves, Tax Slaves, Interest Slaves, Insurance Slaves, Sex Slaves, Drug Slaves, and Endless Bills Slaves will be set FREE with a Capital F

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