First Bass and Other Stories: 99.44% True Tales of an Outdoorswoman

ISBN-13: 9780982641972 / Angielski / Miękka / 2011 / 106 str.

Terran Moffat

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There are no Death Stars or sparkling vampires in this book, or enchanted swords, or mushy, six-hanky chick lit tales. No. Instead, there is lots of mud, dirt, animal hair, the smell of dead worms baking in a hot car, and maybe a giggle or two. Come along on these six zany 99 44/100th percent true tales of the outdoor life. Action Adventure Fishing Horses Little sisters The perfect bathroom book for those longer.... breaks. DEER WARS: "Shoot zee deer, Terra. Vhy are you not shooting zee deer? Zhey are eating mein garten Kill zhem all " What happens when you have a landlord determined to eliminate an entire species from Tewksbury Township. FIRST BASS: I undergo Bass Basic Training. SHERRY AND THE RACCOONS: Have a hair-raising time with the Moffat sisters on safari in the wilds of northwesternmost Sussex County, NJ. A GOOD HORSE: He was skinny. He made ugly faces. He was free, and he was my first horse. CAMPING WITH MOM: A lifetime legacy of memories. THE DEER LITTLE TAIL: "My first deer, Terra-Terra My first deer " Does a road kill count as a First Deer? My housemate at the time certainly thought so, since she saw it first. But then...