Or maybe you're just really confused about what "opal-tinted, luminous cerulean orbs" actually are?

Well, popular Twitter personality @broodingYAhero is here to help as he tackles the final frontier in his media dominance: writing a book. Join Broody McHottiepants as he attempts to pen Brooding YA Hero: Becoming a Main Character (Almost) as Awesome as Me, a "self-help"...

"Matt Boren brilliantly captures the voices of students way back in 1992 with humor and wit and a unique ability to shift from freshman to senior, boy to girl, cheerleader to theater geek. In this hilarious novel, Boren adeptly proves that the more things change, the more things stay the same."
--Kelly Ripa

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Tag: A Cautionary Tale tells the story of a group of boys, a field, and their love of playing. Children have gathered on this field to chase each other in the game of Tag for a very long time. Part of growing up is playing it. But where did this game begin? How did that first person become "It"? How did other childhood playground games, such as red rover, capture the flag, and king of the mountain evolve from this simple one? Tag: A Cautionary Tale reveals this history, but there is a dark side to it that also needs to be told. It is about our own fate and what...

When the vuvv first landed, it came as a surprise to aspiring artist Adam and the rest of planet Earth -- but not necessarily an unwelcome one. Can it really be called an invasion when the vuvv generously offered free advanced technology and cures for every illness imaginable? As it turns out, yes. With his parents' jobs replaced by alien tech and no money for food, clean water, or the vuvv's miraculous medicine, Adam and his girlfriend,...

What matters in life is an individual’s response to reality...

Beyond Oblivion follows Donna as she unwittingly becomes a whistleblower. As a result, she discovers the mystery behind her friend Carrie’s life and how this secret places her friend at the center of a global conspiracy.

Donna should just be wrapping up her graduate degree at the university, yet due to a series of events she fails to foresee, her degree is threatened, and several former allies begin to turn against her. Before she knows it, she stumbles upon an illicit act that must be called to public...

You really are what you eat The quiet town of Cook is turned upside down when an unexpected ingredient gets mixed in with a batch of candies at the Caramel Mystical Candy Company. Mayor Crunch and confectioner Tim Sweety must find a way to maintain business-as-usual as the industrial complex machine they built together careens from one catastrophe to another, churning and burning out of control.

Charles P. Singh is the unlikely hero in this snowballing tale of industrial accidents, propagandistic fashion, food fights and the ensuing sludge. Join the villagers of Cook and a few nuts...