Kategoria BISAC: Juvenile Nonfiction >> Poetry - Humorous

It is unkind when someone makes fun or you or tells you lies, because it can make you think bad things about yourself, and a person should never think bad things about themselves. So this book is all about what you do and say when someone says something that is just not right. Written and illustrated by former teacher and award winning writer and attorney Penelope Dyan, this book reminds us that we are all different, and that we are all very special. And the one thing that is the most important thing of all to remember is that we must be who we are and who we were meant to be and not pay a...

Let us go with a child into his world of wonder. Go with a child before he has been immersed in the adult world of cell phones and computers. For a child delights in seeing other living things, the little baby animals and their mothers and fathers, all birds and bugs and beasts. He loves them and his imagination soars as he watches them and attributes to them his own thoughts. For they surely must think as he thinks, feel as he feels, and talk as he talks. They are special beings, alive and sharing life with him.

Let us go with a child into his world.

It wasn't me-or was it He, My evil, evil, evil twin? I didn't mean to be so mean. There goes my evil twin again. Join poets Roger Stevens and Steven Withrow for this magical mixture of poems. Sometimes funny, sometimes serious there's something here for everyone. Just remember though - whatever happens...it's not my fault!

"Don't Do What The Dodo Does " is child friendly, cartoon safety advice hidden underneath the idiotic antics of the dodos. Rhymes coupled with colourful cartoons, encourage children to see the dodos behaviour as ridiculous. Examples range from the extreme, (swimming in a volcano ) to the more mundane, (running with scissors). No child likes to be told what to do, but here they can identify careless behaviour for themselves and in assuming an authority role, tell the characters not to do it

Gina Crawford has authored works in a variety of genres, including a thesis, journalistic articles, and poetry. However, her specialty is in children's literature. Crawford holds Bachelor and Master of Arts degrees in English, and she teaches composition and American literature on the college level. She resides in North Alabama. Darrell Osborn says he lives his life "walking the line between arts and entertainment." Over the past 25 years, his illustrations have traveled around the world and into space, while across the South, he's known as Doctor Osborn, the Magical Mad Scientist. The mix of...

This is a very special book written just for boys. It's funny and real, and will make you boys want to read poetry. Yes Poetry Tested on boys nine to eleven years of age who found this book nothing less than hilarious after being literally dragged to the book believing they would never like it because it was, after all, Poetry. And poetry is for Girls, right? Wrong There is so much out there for girls that sometimes boys just don't think that it's fair, and it's not So step right up boys of all ages Here is a book just for you And----There are no girls allowed So read and burp and be...

Jacko is an adorable puppy who is excited when he sees the circus has come to town, as he wants to fulfil his circus dreams. Although this lovable pup can sometimes get the wrong end of the stick Join Jacko and his many friends on this hilarious adventure, but don't forget to spot Dot Have fun and remember your dreams can come true too.

English Spelling is Bonkers mocks English spelling in a gently anarchic way that children will love, poking fun at the bewildering illogicality of it all. I mean... what crazy scheme makes 'rough' sound like 'stuff' and 'though' sound like 'tow' or even 'toe'

56 illustrated poems.

This rhyming story tells the tale of Wibber Dibber Doo's first Christmas in his new home. Again, he proves to be a mischievous force of nature, while still managing to show his sweet and loving nature. Original water color illustrations add charm to the story. The book is a sequel to "Wibber Dibber Doo, I Love You" and, as with that book, a portion of the proceeds are donated to the Fluvanna County (Virginia) SPCA, from which Wibber was adopted.

Meet two very greedy cows, Marigold and Petal, and follow them in their madcap plan to eat every blade of grass they can get their hooves on. A new laugh-out-loud rhyming story for young readers.

Counting has never been so much fun since the 1-10 kids came to town. Now you can learn the numbers one through ten with Livingston, Nate, Clementine, and many more as they show you what they can do, and how they can count.

In the latest entry to Colandro's bestselling There Was an Old Lady series, now available in a board book, the cold lady is swallowing everything from snow and a pipe to some coal, a hat, and more! Full color.

Francesca is a charming story about a pampered and humorously dramatic basset hound's discovery of life beyond herself. All is lovely until the night she catches a glimpse of a grungy creature outside her window. This initiates a battle between her heart and her stubborn mind.

With the help of her human, Annie, the underlying themes of appreciation, acceptance, valuing others, friendship and genuine love become exposed in this delightfully poetic book.

The beautiful and silly illustrations easily draw the reader into the story while the clever, metered tale engages and...