Kategoria BISAC: Juvenile Nonfiction >> Humor - Jokes & Riddles

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?

A: A walkie-talkie

Q: What kind of light did Noah install on the ark?

A: Floodlights

Introducing a collection of jokes that's hilarious, clean, and kid-friendly and includes everything from knock-knock jokes, to Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and a whole lot more. Lots of Jokes for Kids is certain to have every kid you know laughing out loud, snorting riotously, and generally gasping for air.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

Anita to borrow a pencil.

New from Zonderkidz, here's a collection of knock-knock jokes that is both hilarious and wholesome. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is sure to send every kid you know to his knees in a breath-stealing, side-splitting, uncontrollable fit of giggles. It's that funny. And with more than 350 jokes, the laughs are sure to never quit.

This collection provides fun for the whole family and includes bonus Q& A jokes and riddles too

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben away for a while but I'm back now

This new book from Rob Elliott is poised to reach and even surpass the more than 165,000 copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids.

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Kids are clamoring for more uproarious jokes, and More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids gives children ages seven and up many more hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this brand new collection of hundreds of hilarious jokes with their friends and family A great gift for any child.

"Who's there?" is the best set up line in comedy history. Now kids of all ages can knock hilarious jokes out of the fun park. Friends, family, and fellow-jokesters will be rolling in the aisles with laughter and secretly taking notes.

This collection of the crazy and zany is from Bob Phillips--which means everyone who hears these comic gems will laugh hysterically and fall to the ground in awe of the most awesome knock-knocks ever invented.

USA TODAY bestseller

Wall Street Journal bestseller

What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for...

From the #1 bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes a brand-new joke collection with hundreds of spooky knee-slappers to make you cackle about monsters, mayhem, and more.

Rob Elliott's irresistible comedic genius returns to make your little ghosts and goblins laugh with nonstop puns, jokes, and other absurdities about everything that goes bump in the night. This refreshing classic is a perfect fit for the entire family to enjoy together

How does a monster like his coffee?

With scream and sugar

The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series returns with a timeless collection of brand-new jokes for every occasion and every member of the family

Get ready for a barrel of laughs in a pint-sized package: the jokes, riddles, knock-knocks, and puns don't stop coming in Rob Elliott's newest collection of never-before-heard instant classics. Fresh and clean, this book is for good times with the whole family that will never grow old.

Q: Do you want to hear a pizza joke? A: Are you sure? It's gonna be cheesy

Here's a sampling:

Q. Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
A. He had no guts.

Q. What did the lips say to the eyes?
A. Between you and me, something smells.

Q. Why did all of the students eat their homework?
A. The teacher said the questions were a piece of cake.

From the #1 bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes a brand-new collection filled with hundreds of jokes and riddles perfect for trains, planes, and automobiles--and featuring, for the first time ever, games and puzzles to keep the whole family busy for hours

This year, when school lets out and the kids are raring to go, hit the road with Rob Elliott's first-ever summer joke collection. An ideal choice for taking to the pool, on summer sleepovers, or on a long, winding car ride

Q: What kind of people travel the most?

A: Romans...

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.

What type of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop music

Young comedians love to share hilari- ous, side-splitting jokes with anyone who will listen. These witty kids are always looking for new material, hungry for the next best thing.

Satisfy their comic needs with Best. Jokes. Ever., a brand-new collection of laughs, giggles, and guffaws.

Beware--it is sure entertain for days to come

What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Bookworms.

What did the Dalmatian say after eating dinner?
Yum, that hit the spot.

The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Actually. Best. Jokes. Ever. Get ready for sidesplitting hilarity and ridiculous giggle attacks, because these jokes don't quit

If you think you have heard every joke in the book, think again. Actually. Best. Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you throwing your head back and laughing out loud... no, actually

What does a dentist call his x-rays?
Tooth-pics

What did the spider do on the computer?
It made a website.

The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Literally. Best. Jokes. Ever. Get ready to throw your head back and laugh out loud, because these jokes do not quit

If you think you have literally heard every joke that has ever been told, think again. Literally. Best. Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you holding your side and pleading for the giggles to stop