The Apple Slice: My life as a teacher and other musings...
ISBN: 9781478189138 / Angielski / Miękka / 176 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Apples have become symbolic of the teaching profession. You have probably all seen a stock photo of a teacher's desk. The work surface of the desk is mostly empty with the exception of a pen and a perfectly sharpened pencil. A neat little stack of books is situated in the corner. Sitting on top of the books is a flawless, shiny green apple that gives off a celestial glow. This is not reality. In twenty-first century schools, students do not give shiny green apples to their teachers. A student once left an apple core on my desk after lunch once, but that was both accidental and unwanted. A...
Apples have become symbolic of the teaching profession. You have probably all seen a stock photo of a teacher's desk. The work surface of the desk is ...
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Condensed Wisdom: A Collection of Aphorisms & Quotations
ISBN: 9780615637877 / Angielski / Twarda / 292 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. |
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Drunken History
ISBN: 9780615672731 / Angielski / Miękka / 226 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. 10,000 Years of Drinking Distilled Into 200 Pages Did you know that the Egyptians who built the pyramids were paid not in gold or silver, but something much more valuable to them: beer? Did you know that Founding Father Thomas Jefferson, arguably one of our greatest and most noble thinkers, was a huge advocate of brewing, had his own brewery and was fond of collecting-and drinking-fine wines from around the world? Did you know that the consumption of hard alcohol actually increased during prohibition even though everyone thought it would naturally decrease? Drunken History staggers through...
10,000 Years of Drinking Distilled Into 200 Pages Did you know that the Egyptians who built the pyramids were paid not in gold or silver, but somethi...
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The Quotable Winston Churchill: A Collection of Wit and Wisdom
ISBN: 9780762449835 / Angielski / Twarda / 208 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. This tiny tome featuring a faux leather binding with embossed type and illustration is filled with Winston Churchill's biography, his most inspirational quotes, and excerpts from some of his most famous speeches. This tiny tome featuring a faux leather binding with embossed type and illustration is filled with Winston Churchill's biography, his most inspira... |
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Bury Me In My Waders: An Old Duck Hunter Recalls His Fowl Past
ISBN: 9781432792206 / Angielski / Miękka / 276 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. This duck hunter knows how to tell a story From a young boy shivering in the rain on his first hunt, all the way to suffering the loss of lifelong hunting pals, Don E. Webster embraces almost 60 years of waterfowling. Penned with a style and flair that brings to mind outdoor legends such as Corey Ford, Robert Ruark, and Ed Zern, this collection of duck hunting memories brims with sly humor, salty wit, and poignant reflection. "Bury Me In My Waders" will charm and captivate you while tickling your funny bone at the same time. "My wife claims to have figured out why I hunt ducks. According to...
This duck hunter knows how to tell a story From a young boy shivering in the rain on his first hunt, all the way to suffering the loss of lifelong hu...
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A Weak American in Russia & Ukraine: Adventures and Misadventures Living among the Natives
ISBN: 9781478336341 / Angielski / Miękka / 302 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. A Weak American in Russia & Ukraine is a painfully funny collection of travel nightmares; country and culture shocks experienced by an American living and working among the natives over the past 20 years. It offers practical tips on how to cope with: Sexy young women who view foreign men as potential ATM machines and transportation out of their closed countries; herds of stampeding Slavs on city streets, in metro areas and supermarkets; angry motorists who stop for pedestrians at crosswalks only because they are bumpier than potholes; packs of howling stray dogs who don't understand English...
A Weak American in Russia & Ukraine is a painfully funny collection of travel nightmares; country and culture shocks experienced by an American living...
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67,92 zł |
The Quotable Oscar Wilde: A Collection of Wit and Wisdom
ISBN: 9780762449828 / Angielski / Twarda / 208 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. "I must die as I lived, beyond my means." Arguably the most quoted man in history, and certainly in his day, this enormous miniature collection is filled with Oscar Wildes' most notorious and witty sayings. Organized into five neat sections useful for any situation, this book is perfect for either enjoying in small bites or devouring in one sitting. Featuring a biography, quotes, a poem and short story, it is a must have for Wilde lovers and novices alike.
"I must die as I lived, beyond my means." Arguably the most quoted man in history, and certainly in his day, this enormous miniature collection is fil...
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Metro Talk
ISBN: 9780982700167 / Angielski / Miękka / 112 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. "Metro Talk" was borne from my daily experiences while commuting on the public transportation system in the Washington-Metropolitan area. Each day I would enter the Metro system and some of the sights, sounds and yes, smells would make me laugh, shake my head and even cringe, so I began sharing such encounters on Social Media, hence the name "Metro Talk." There were also times when I experienced extended periods of illness and unemployment, and used the public transportation system to commute to and from doctor's appointments and job interviews. During those periods of pain and despair, I...
"Metro Talk" was borne from my daily experiences while commuting on the public transportation system in the Washington-Metropolitan area. Each day I w...
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The Pillow Goes Under Your Head
ISBN: 9780988496408 / Angielski / Miękka / 256 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. When author Rex John says "life is funny," he should know -- and these 34 short stories from his own life prove it. To say his parents dressed him funny as a child is an understatement, but his choices as an adult weren't much better -- from the time he wore a Mexican sombrero to a black-tie event to the time he dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire for a Halloween party. It's one thing to "get the giggles," but the author took the giggles to a new level when he was introduced to a certain famous person for the first time. Some people enjoy the great outdoors, but this author certainly doesn't -- and who...
When author Rex John says "life is funny," he should know -- and these 34 short stories from his own life prove it. To say his parents dressed him fun...
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Surviving On Cynicism and Misanthropy: Something of a Memoir About Growing Up and Learning To Love the Absurdity of Survival
ISBN: 9781480142138 / Angielski / Miękka / 126 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Writer and Mom Blogger, Heather Christena Schmidt (known on her blog as The B(itch)), chronicles her life from childhood to present day. In her typically cynical and satirical style, Schmidt recants stories from her childhood that include the separation of her parents and subsequent "tragic fall" of her mother from Suburban Housewife to Schmidt's famed "Trailer Trash Mom." Schmidt later discusses her own adulthood and ongoing struggle to overcome falling into the same patterns as her mother in one hilarious tale after another. Weaving into each page the same humor and cynical outlook seen on...
Writer and Mom Blogger, Heather Christena Schmidt (known on her blog as The B(itch)), chronicles her life from childhood to present day. In her typica...
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Tales of a Simple Sailor: My (Essentially) True Maritime Misadventures
ISBN: 9780615660394 / Angielski / Miękka / 180 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. If James Herriot were a sailor, these are the stories he might tell. Author Don Robison is a retired U.S. Coast Guard officer and life-long sailboat sailor. These tales faithfully recount his funny, awkward, and sometimes life-changing experiences as a cutterman and as a sailboat skipper. His self-deprecating humor is engaging, and if you are honest, you may see a bit of yourself in his misadventures. Don transparently laughs at his own weakness and invites us all to laugh at ours. Take in your lines and come enjoy the life and times of a simple sailor.
If James Herriot were a sailor, these are the stories he might tell. Author Don Robison is a retired U.S. Coast Guard officer and life-long sailboat s...
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Life's Lessons From A Candy Machine
ISBN: 9781480283565 / Angielski / Miękka / 218 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Growing up in Texas in the 1960s wasn't always fun. But it was an incredible adventure. Life's Lessons From A Candy Machine is a series of short stories that document one boy's journey through adolescence and the teen years. It's sometimes funny, sometimes poignant, and sometimes outrageous. But it's nostalgic and entertaining from the first page through the last.
Growing up in Texas in the 1960s wasn't always fun. But it was an incredible adventure. Life's Lessons From A Candy Machine is a series of short stori...
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The Irritable Working Woman's Cookbook
ISBN: 9780987281616 / Angielski / Miękka / 190 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Why is this cookbook different from all other cookbooks? Because it is aimed at the one overlooked population in our global community - irritable working women. They cook, but on occasion without the customary good grace implied in most cookbooks. There are cookbooks for nail-biting newlyweds, raising your children to win the Nobel Prize, for religious purists, vegetarians and vegans. But these worthy tomes fail to address the humour of the people who have to do the work. The Irritable Working Woman's Cookbook offers a fresh approach to a sometimes stale topic. Here are recipes for women who...
Why is this cookbook different from all other cookbooks? Because it is aimed at the one overlooked population in our global community - irritable work...
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Senior Prom, or Why I Never Owned a Goat
ISBN: 9781614931256 / Angielski / Miękka / 214 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Praise for Senior Prom "We have been fortunate to have his unique views of life played out in his columns...while gaining a devoted following. His gentle humor and (writing) style masks one of the sharpest minds we have ever met." - From an editorial in the Anna Maria Island SUN, 0/21/11 We've been saving your columns to re-read when life gets too serious." -Betty and Duke Haas "I find myself laughing out loud. It feels great " - June Cobb "There'll never be another column like yours " - Jeanie Akers "Your columns greet me with joy and laughter You are amazing " - Jill Rodd "I smiled, then I...
Praise for Senior Prom "We have been fortunate to have his unique views of life played out in his columns...while gaining a devoted following. His gen...
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The Night the Port-A-Potty Burned Down and Other Stories
ISBN: 9780988633001 / Angielski / Miękka / 248 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Award-winning author J. Lloyd Morgan's anthology is a collection of short stories, insights, and observations. Some are humorous. Some are thought-provoking. And some are downright strange. Entries include "Natural Flavor," "Don't Let the Facts Ruin a Good Story," "There Are No Absolutes," "Love and Spam," "-9v + 4:40 am = @ DEGREES#$& ," "Epitaphs and Etiquette," and "The Night the Port-A-Potty Burned Down."
Award-winning author J. Lloyd Morgan's anthology is a collection of short stories, insights, and observations. Some are humorous. Some are thought-pro...
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4 Stair Heat: Surviving Baby Boomers' Junior High School Daze
ISBN: 9781481033862 / Angielski / Miękka / 136 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Calling all baby boomers Teachers Parents Anyone who has ever been a teenager or taught teenagers. Roll back the years to the late 1950s into the middle 1970s when the baby boomers were in junior high school. To a time before there were computers, cell phones, texting, iPads, and all the latest high tech gadgets that now distract students' attention. To a time when testing did not dominate the curriculum, when teachers had time to plan creative activities. The author entered this world, confident and determined that she could connect academically and personally with all the students. Then...
Calling all baby boomers Teachers Parents Anyone who has ever been a teenager or taught teenagers. Roll back the years to the late 1950s into the m...
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Dilley Quotes
ISBN: 9781608624546 / Angielski / Miękka / 168 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Dilley Quotes is a collection of all original quotes by Stephen R. Dilley IV. There are insightful quotes that will make you think and some that will make you laugh. This magnificent book provides a unique reading experience that is both thoughtful and entertaining.
Dilley Quotes is a collection of all original quotes by Stephen R. Dilley IV. There are insightful quotes that will make you think and some that will ...
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Tales From the Trades: Anecdotes from Residential Construction and Beyond
ISBN: 9781477430743 / Angielski / Miękka / 134 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Drawing on 25 years experience as a carpenter, Frank Freeley's tales entertain and illuminate. The characters and situations bring to light what goes on behind the scenes of residential construction projects.
Drawing on 25 years experience as a carpenter, Frank Freeley's tales entertain and illuminate. The characters and situations bring to light what goes ...
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Stories You'd Give A Shit About -- If I Was Famous: An Unauthorized Memoir
ISBN: 9781481295116 / Angielski / Miękka / 296 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. You've FOUND IT This is the one The original A literary breakthrough 'Stories You'd Give A Shit About - If I Was Famous' is the world's FIRST Toilet Tank Book. 'Stories You'd Give A Shit About - If I Was Famous' is a hilarious collection of anecdotes from the life of the Author. J. Raymond Kent takes a quirky look at life in the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s from a personal viewpoint. The result is a fascinating, outrageous, and often side-splitting chronicle. This book is available as an ebook, but you really need a printed copy to place right there on the tank. Kent promises laughs, and he...
You've FOUND IT This is the one The original A literary breakthrough 'Stories You'd Give A Shit About - If I Was Famous' is the world's FIRST Toil...
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Lennon Juice: Verses, Stories, and Jottings Channeled by John Lennon to Bunny Paine-Clemes
ISBN: 9781481973304 / Angielski / Miękka / 116 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. To read this collection is to enjoy a new cache of John Lennon's writings, complete with zany images, word play, philosophical depth, and transcendental silliness. The material was channeled to Dr. Paine-Clemes in 1986 under circumstances explained in the note at the end of the volume. Did John Lennon really compose it? Read and decide for yourself. The author says, "I know I didn't write this material. I have neither the mindset nor the talent. There were many details I didn't understand at the time--and a few I still don't, to this day."
To read this collection is to enjoy a new cache of John Lennon's writings, complete with zany images, word play, philosophical depth, and transcendent...
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40,74 zł |