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Put Down the Damn Toilet Seat!: A Humorous View of Motherhood, Pregnancy, Childbirth, Family Life and Some of Parenting's Most Embarrassing Moments
ISBN: 9781496166463 / Angielski / Miękka / 182 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. What's a mother do when trapped outside her home on the second story balcony by a toddler? Who gave the Barbie a mohawk and a pierced neck? How did the kids manage to get on the roof in order to ski off it? Why is there a teenage son hanging by an engine hoist getting the worst wedgie of his life? Learn these answers and more inside this funny book about motherhood and family life. Even if you think you know how to parent, read all the best sellers about raising kids and combined what you learned from your parents and the how to books and thought you had the perfect recipe for perfect...
What's a mother do when trapped outside her home on the second story balcony by a toddler? Who gave the Barbie a mohawk and a pierced neck? How did th...
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Don't Let It Get You Down Syndrome
ISBN: 9781500188696 / Angielski / Miękka / 198 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. REVIEWS:
"Really well written, amusing and uplifting. An inspiring story " - Katie Fforde, No. 1 Sunday Times bestselling author of Recipe for Love, A French Affair and The Perfect Match. "It certainly is funny." - Anna King, BBC Radio Gloucestershire "This is Fabulous " - Hayley Goleniowska, Britmums Special Needs Round-Up "The author takes what must have been hideously embarrassing real life events and turns them into tales that make you want to chuckle and even laugh out loud." - Robin Jenkins, Gloucestershire Echo. "Downright hilarious." -... REVIEWS:
"Really well written, amusing and uplifting. An inspiring story " - Katie Fforde, No. 1 Sunday Times bestselling author of Recipe f... |
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The Slacker Mom Handbook: A Guide for women who can do it all...but just don't feel like it right now.
ISBN: 9780615999517 / Angielski / Miękka / 120 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Move aside, "alpha moms," "tiger moms" and "helicopter parents..".The Slacker Moms' time has come And we're gonna....well, not do much probably, 'cuz we're really tired and feeling kinda bloated. Are your permission slips always late? Does your minivan get turned away by the detailing place? Does your name not even ring a bell to the PTO? Welcome, Sister This handbook is for you. From breastfeeding to book clubs, it's everything you need to know about parenting, slacker-style.
Move aside, "alpha moms," "tiger moms" and "helicopter parents..".The Slacker Moms' time has come And we're gonna....well, not do much probably, 'cuz...
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Rainbows in my Kitchen: Finding the magic in every day
ISBN: 9780987227645 / Angielski / Miękka / 128 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Look on the bright side of life with this entertaining collection of snippets about everyday experience. Wry, funny, sometimes serious and always optimistic, their message is simple: look for the magic in every day and you will find it.
Look on the bright side of life with this entertaining collection of snippets about everyday experience. Wry, funny, sometimes serious and always opti...
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The Hungry Kid
ISBN: 9781502904546 / Angielski / Miękka / 28 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. A humorous set of events unfolding while a kid tries to feed his hungry stomach. Read along as he thinks of different options and finally settles on an alternative.
A humorous set of events unfolding while a kid tries to feed his hungry stomach. Read along as he thinks of different options and finally settles on a...
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The 6 O'Clock Visitor
ISBN: 9781503088566 / Angielski / Miękka / 200 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. "Why should a spirit die? It's not made of flesh or blood or bone When the body dies, the spirit just breaks free." Jean, an accident-prone senior citizen with a penchant for glossy magazines, is forced to confront bereavement, the mysteries of the universe and the joys of growing old disgracefully.
"Why should a spirit die? It's not made of flesh or blood or bone When the body dies, the spirit just breaks free." Jean, an accident-prone senior ci...
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Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault
ISBN: 9780761185642 / Angielski / Miękka / 176 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development--not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period.
Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief--along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside."... Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development--not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings a...
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I Don't Wanna Grow Old!
ISBN: 9781456314583 / Angielski / Miękka / 118 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. In my 80 years of "growing up" - whatever that truly means - I've learned that among all the senses with which we humans are blessed, it is often the sense of humor that is the most precious. Humor, though, can sure be a funny thing (OK, pun intended). Unlike sight, hearing, taste, and the other senses that connect us with the world in which we live, it is our sense of humor, especially, that helps connect us with each other. Our sense of humor should also be unique in another respect: it is probably the only one of our senses that should actually sharpen as we grow older. This book is a...
In my 80 years of "growing up" - whatever that truly means - I've learned that among all the senses with which we humans are blessed, it is often the ...
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To What Miserable Wretches Have I Been Born?: Revenge Poetry for Babies and Toddlers
ISBN: 9781501115271 / Angielski / Miękka / 112 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Q: How do you breed contempt?
A: Have a baby. Hey. It's me. Your baby. Let me say, first off, that I love you. I do. You're a great parent. You do a lot of things right. I know how devoted you are to me and how invested you are in hitting this whole parenting thing out of the playground. Okay. Now that I've given you the validation I know you need, let's get a few things clear . . . I'm not as innocent as you think I am. You don't realize it because you're blinded by my sweet good looks, but I am aware of way more than I can convey. I feel more than I can express. I have more... Q: How do you breed contempt?
A: Have a baby. Hey. It's me. Your baby. Let me say, first off, that I love you. I do. You're a great parent. Yo... |
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Eu nao quero mais pepino: PI-noia, um amor de familia
ISBN: 9781505336986 / Portugalski / Miękka / 40 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. PI-noia, um amor de familia tem um modo de se comportar que esta se tornando mais comum do que a gente imagina. Viciados em varias substancias entorpecentes reais e virtuais, se metem em situacoes absurdas, para nao dizer bizarras e engracadas. Uma estoria para rir e refletir."
PI-noia, um amor de familia tem um modo de se comportar que esta se tornando mais comum do que a gente imagina. Viciados em varias substancias entorpe...
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How To Accept My Husbands Gaming Addiction
ISBN: 9781505338669 / Angielski / Miękka / 92 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Book is a great gift to surprise your friends and make them laugh. The entire book and all 88 pages in the book are intentionally left blank. The book is perhaps one of the funniest gifts you can give to your friends for their birthday or their special occasion.
Book is a great gift to surprise your friends and make them laugh. The entire book and all 88 pages in the book are intentionally left blank. The book...
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A Trillion More Wishes
ISBN: 9781505398151 / Angielski / Miękka / 156 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. After five long years in prison, Dennis Harkness can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. He will soon be reunited with his no-longer-pregnant ex-girlfriend, Jenny, his genie pal, Djosar, and his newborn son. The reunited friends soon find the light to be brighter than they anticipated as they struggle to reclaim the lives they left behind. Unwise wishes made under stress turn their present upside down as they try to navigate a sea of their old enemies, rogue prisoners, religious cult members, podunk police and the agents of Fate. Their whirlwind adventure spans two continents,...
After five long years in prison, Dennis Harkness can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. He will soon be reunited with his no-longer-pregn...
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There Were Children in This House: Selected Stories from Thinking Allowed
ISBN: 9780692333754 / Angielski / Twarda / 264 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. In 1983, a young newspaper reporter (and astronaut wannabe) published an essay in which he imagined what it would be like to gaze into his soon-to-be-born child's eyes. Thus began "Thinking Allowed," a weekly column that, over the next twenty-five years, told the stories of an average family with two kids, a golden retriever and a mammoth station wagon with a drooping headliner. The newspaper columns were about the most ordinary things: a toddler foraging through the kitchen trash can, a two-year-old squeezing the last moments out of the day, a mom flinging together the secret ingredients... In 1983, a young newspaper reporter (and astronaut wannabe) published an essay in which he imagined what it would be like to gaze into his soon-to-... |
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You Can Date Boys When You're Forty: Dave Barry on Parenting and Other Topics He Knows Very Little about
ISBN: 9780425272848 / Angielski / Miękka / 240 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. If there's one thing that New York Times bestselling author and Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist Dave Barry is an expert on, it's raising a daughter. ...which means he's not an expert on much considering the breadth of his knowledge on that subject fills only a single chapter of a book. However, what Dave Barry is good at is giving unsolicited advice on topics he's definitively not an expert on. In fact, he now has an entire book filled with guidance on things he knows nothing about, including: surviving in the wild, wooing women, cremation, maintaining a scintillating...
If there's one thing that New York Times bestselling author and Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist Dave Barry is an expert on, it's raising a dau...
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Good Talk, Dad: The Birds and the Bees...and Other Conversations We Forgot to Have
ISBN: 9781455547210 / Angielski / Miękka / 272 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. In GOOD TALK, DAD, this talented father-son team shares stories of their funny and heartwarming relationship. Told in a unique back-and-forth banter style, this extended conversation riffs on everything from music and sports to summer camp, driving lessons, and family life. Imagine Big Russ & Me meets Sh*t My Dad Says. After Bill went public with his struggle with Parkinsons disease, the Geists decided to collaborate on this book so their children and grandchildren would have a record of their unique bond. Now that Willie is a father (and Bill a grandfather), Willie has continued Bill's...
In GOOD TALK, DAD, this talented father-son team shares stories of their funny and heartwarming relationship. Told in a unique back-and-forth banter s...
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Wedding Jokes: Hilarious Marriage Gags for Your Best Man's Speech!
ISBN: 9781505838008 / Angielski / Miękka / 40 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. 'My wife and I have agreed never to go to bed angry with one another. So far we've been up for three weeks...' 'My wife and I always compromise, I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me...' Whether you're making a speech for a wedding or an anniversary, or just want a good laugh, this laugh-a-minute book will keep you chortling at the ups and downs of weddings and married life.
'My wife and I have agreed never to go to bed angry with one another. So far we've been up for three weeks...' 'My wife and I always compromise, I adm...
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Dummy Hubby: Laughable Stupidity
ISBN: 9781506138060 / Angielski / Miękka / 58 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Most of us have had someone in our life, at one time or another that has done something really stupid or silly without thinking. What if the antics happened almost daily? Laugh along with what a wife had to deal with and be glad it was not you as you read some of the true situations she dealt with.
Most of us have had someone in our life, at one time or another that has done something really stupid or silly without thinking. What if the antics ha...
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You Can't Feed Butter to a Cat: and other conversations I've had with my Dad
ISBN: 9780984269990 / Angielski / Miękka / 130 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. You Can't Feed Butter to a Cat features the humorous and touching telephone conversations between Tony Vavlas and his father, Anthony, a retiree with a boundless love of life and a Yogi Berra-like style of expressing his curiosity and wisdom. Vavlas' dialogues often begin with a phone call from his father, who has a tendency to ask surprising questions. The conversations between father and son explore all the important topics: Is it okay to feed the squirrels discount iced oatmeal cookies, or should you buy a brand name? Should you buy socks from the flea market? Can you use gift tags in...
You Can't Feed Butter to a Cat features the humorous and touching telephone conversations between Tony Vavlas and his father, Anthony, a retiree with ...
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How To Accept My Wifes Shopping Addiction
ISBN: 9781506189970 / Angielski / Miękka / 92 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Book is a great gift to surprise your friends and make them laugh. The entire book and all 88 pages in the book are intentionally left blank. The book is perhaps one of the funniest gifts you can give to your friends for their birthday or their special occasion.
Book is a great gift to surprise your friends and make them laugh. The entire book and all 88 pages in the book are intentionally left blank. The book...
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Good Crazy Essays Of A Mad Housewife, Second Edition
ISBN: 9781499278507 / Angielski / Miękka / 80 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Humor is the constant ingredient in Karen Adragna Walsh's life. Through her collection of short personal essays, she tries not to take life too seriously. When the ordinary happenings of daily living erupt, she soon discovers that there is no escaping life's funny side. Excerpt from book: "My husband isn't particularly pet friendly and I attribute this to the fact that as a child, he never had a dog. Years ago, when I brought home a parakeet for my daughter, he took one look at the bird and asked, How long do they live?"
Humor is the constant ingredient in Karen Adragna Walsh's life. Through her collection of short personal essays, she tries not to take life too seriou...
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