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Mushrooms In My Head, Dead Lions In The Yard
ISBN: 9781481905756 / Angielski / Miękka / 166 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Max has Sensory Processing Disorder, specifically, she is a Sensory Seeker. Max is also the self-proclaimed mischievous alter-ego of a quirky little girl named Bethany. Max lives out loud in full-throttle, and through a light-hearted true narrative of her toddler-hood, the reader gets to see the world through the very funny and unique lens of this special little girl. Her disability may shape her, but it does not define her. Max can give anyone a run for their money. As a mother of a child with SPD, as well as an educator in elementary special education, KC Hopkins has learned how easy it is...
Max has Sensory Processing Disorder, specifically, she is a Sensory Seeker. Max is also the self-proclaimed mischievous alter-ego of a quirky little g...
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The Gentle War and Other Idle Thoughts
ISBN: 9781481256704 / Angielski / Miękka / 140 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. This is a hilarious memoir of humorous stories and anecdotes that the author accumulated during 51 years of marriage. They include: Burying the family dog after rigor mortise had set in. Talking to a bank officer about acquiring a loan to build an ark. Shopping with the wife and the pitfalls involved, such as when the saleslady called him a tasteless idiot. Avoiding any word that might be construed by the wife as a comment on her weight. "You might fall out of your chair laughing when you read this book. The Gentle War and Other Idle Thoughts is full of really funny anecdotes that bring out...
This is a hilarious memoir of humorous stories and anecdotes that the author accumulated during 51 years of marriage. They include: Burying the family...
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Lovers and Lunatics
ISBN: 9781481258661 / Angielski / Miękka / 118 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Normal guy Frank Potter is forced by his wife to join a local acting group. He enters a terrifying world of hefty thespians, impromptu drama, and crazy people. Mayhem and ambulances ensue. A large Russian woman also falls on top of someone from a great height. In another even more harrowing tale, Frank wants a quiet Thanksgiving, but his dreaded sister-in-law and her French film director husband visit from Beverly Hills. Hilarity occurs, followed by shocking violence, gophers and narrow escapes. In yet another startling story, Frank decides to build a swimming pool in his backyard. Mayhem...
Normal guy Frank Potter is forced by his wife to join a local acting group. He enters a terrifying world of hefty thespians, impromptu drama, and craz...
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Just Do This Thing Already
ISBN: 9781481860819 / Angielski / Miękka / 278 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. After the initial deer-in-the-headlight trauma of making the key note speech for Tony's eightieth surprise birthday party, Tony's forty-five-year-old son Joe, left the audience cracking up, however felt his job incomplete, as he realized they only got a smear of the wackiness that is Tony's world. "You just can't make this stuff up." "Someone has to write a book about him; he's hysterical-a real charmer; he has that 'IT' quality." But Joe always chuckled to himself as everybody got short-changed; what about the other thirty-two wacky personalities they didn't get a chance to meet like the...
After the initial deer-in-the-headlight trauma of making the key note speech for Tony's eightieth surprise birthday party, Tony's forty-five-year-old ...
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Mum in a Million: For the Stressy, Know-It-All Mum I Couldn't Do Without
ISBN: 9781409145585 / Angielski / Miękka / 192 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. There is no one quite like your mother, but along with the unconditional love and understanding, this also means that there is no one else who always knows when you're fibbing, or where you keep your diary, or the terribly amusing thing you once said at a family wedding when you were five. In an affectionate, amusing, and mischievous book, Judith Holder's tribute to motherhood covers everything from mothers through the ages (it's not only the Virgin Mary who we wish had had an immaculate conception), to maternal anxiety, to those little things she says and why she says them: "You're not going...
There is no one quite like your mother, but along with the unconditional love and understanding, this also means that there is no one else who always ...
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36,04 |
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Because I'm Small Now And You Love Me: The World According To My Four-Year-Old
ISBN: 9780984678563 / Angielski / Miękka / 162 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Written by esteemed CNN journalist Gina London, this book is a love story written by Gina to her four year old daughter Lulu. More specifically, it's a collection of funny stories about living with her daughter and the hilarious and amazing things that her daughter says. For people who loved Sh*t My Dad Says, this is the female version. It's funny, poignant, and touching, and if you are a parent who observes his or her child often saying the funniest things, you will appreciate Gina's charm and wit at capturing each weird yet strange yet true moment in her young child's life. For all ages and...
Written by esteemed CNN journalist Gina London, this book is a love story written by Gina to her four year old daughter Lulu. More specifically, it's ...
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Or So It Seems ... The Stupid Minivan and More Tales of Midlife Madness
ISBN: 9780988785427 / Angielski / Miękka / 168 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Robb Lightfoot lives in the country and has been fighting a losing battle against home repairs, misbehaving dogs, and his four children. He hates his minivan, but loves his leftovers. In fact, he'll eat them after they've turned green. He's an expert on how to avoid lawn care-hint, become a soccer coach-and other important topics, such as the best way to scream when a bat is trapped in your tent. Robb was the first to reveal the connection between the Mayan extinction and their secret fruitcake recipe etched into the background of their famous calendars. These 23 tales, illustrated with...
Robb Lightfoot lives in the country and has been fighting a losing battle against home repairs, misbehaving dogs, and his four children. He hates his ...
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60,65 |
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The Doggone Christmas List: and Other Stories
ISBN: 9780988785434 / Angielski / Miękka / 104 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Thirteen humorous holiday tales, of food and frivolity. Laugh at all that can go wrong on a Christmas trip, the perils of threatening Santa, and why National Fruitcake Month is the new threat from outer space.
Thirteen humorous holiday tales, of food and frivolity. Laugh at all that can go wrong on a Christmas trip, the perils of threatening Santa, and why N...
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40,43 |
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The Half Empty Glass On Cedarcrest Road
ISBN: 9781481723381 / Angielski / Miękka / 254 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. So you tell someone you're having a bad day and they respond with "Oh, don't worry. Things will get better." Don't you just want to haul off and smack them? What you really want to do is take their happy-doodle attitude and stick it where the sun don't shine. Well, let them live in my shoes for just one week, let alone seven years. Seven years living at this house on Cedarcrest Road was no paradise. I was always someone who looked on the bright side of everything. I always looked at the 'glass as being half full' until I lived on Cedarcrest Road.
So you tell someone you're having a bad day and they respond with "Oh, don't worry. Things will get better." Don't you just want to haul off and smack...
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91,49 |
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Once Upon A Time When Tobacco Was Good
ISBN: 9781478712985 / Angielski / Miękka / 120 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Most stories are categorized as fiction or non-fiction. "ONCE UPON A TIME WHEN TOBACCO WAS GOOD" is neither fiction nor non-fiction. It is both. The methods and techniques of raising tobacco during the 1940's and 1950's are not only extremely interesting but also very factual and educational. The story and its characters are all from the mind and imagination of the writer. However, the majority of the instances described in this fascinating story actually happened. Therefore, names were changed to protect the guilty. Tobacco has not always been a negative word. There was a time in the not so...
Most stories are categorized as fiction or non-fiction. "ONCE UPON A TIME WHEN TOBACCO WAS GOOD" is neither fiction nor non-fiction. It is both. The m...
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Four Things My Wife Hates About Mornings and Other Collected Stories
ISBN: 9781479255344 / Angielski / Miękka / 206 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. A collection of humor columns by Robert Peecher, mostly about the conflicts and pieces of raising three boys. Most of the columns were printed originally in The Oconee Leader newspaper in Oconee County, Georgia.
A collection of humor columns by Robert Peecher, mostly about the conflicts and pieces of raising three boys. Most of the columns were printed origina...
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Funny Business
ISBN: 9781482745788 / Angielski / Miękka / 124 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. The purpose of this compilation of short stories, vignettes, and poems is to turn a few smiles right side up. You'll run into spiders, ghosts and even the little "Fly on the Wall." It's all in fun and for everyone's reading pleasure. If you have your boots on, jump right in. Every chapter here is a stand-alone piece or storytelling poem (as I call them). Some could be read right at bedtime; or any time of the day or night. You may know someone who could benefit from a lift in their spirit or their step.: -} The following is an excerpt from one of my stories here: Chapter 3: Little Red Spider...
The purpose of this compilation of short stories, vignettes, and poems is to turn a few smiles right side up. You'll run into spiders, ghosts and even...
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Everyday Circus
ISBN: 9780615681511 / Angielski / Miękka / 28 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. A delightful comedy of a mother's life with children. "Twenty-one pets and two kids make every day a circus."
A delightful comedy of a mother's life with children. "Twenty-one pets and two kids make every day a circus."
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Proof By Contradiction
ISBN: 9781481205481 / Angielski / Miękka / 108 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. When my then 12-year old son found out that I wanted to write a book of essays, he was confused. "You don't have to write essays, and you want to write a book of essays?" he asked. Many times, I questioned myself too. Why am I starting this? Will this ever be complete? Who will read this? Where will this lead? After a lot of thought, I decided that these questions do not need to be answered. I can do whatever I want; I am over forty years old. If I don't complete it, I can blame global warming. It's a win-win. Part memoir, part musings. This is a part of me.
When my then 12-year old son found out that I wanted to write a book of essays, he was confused. "You don't have to write essays, and you want to writ...
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The Doggone Christmas List: Library Edition
ISBN: 9781482762570 / Angielski / Miękka / 104 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Thirteen humorous holiday tales, of food and frivolity. Laugh at all that can go wrong on a Christmas trip, the perils of threatening Santa, and why National Fruitcake Month is the new threat from outer space.
Thirteen humorous holiday tales, of food and frivolity. Laugh at all that can go wrong on a Christmas trip, the perils of threatening Santa, and why N...
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A Funny Thing Happened to Me on the Way to My Funeral
ISBN: 9781481141802 / Angielski / Miękka / 182 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. This is Mel Calvert's second book. His first one, How I Quit Smoking and Lived To Tell About It, is currently available on Amazon.com Kindle Books. This one, written in the same lighthearted and humorous style as his first, is a gathering of jokes, stories, quips and anecdotes from his fifty plus years in the world of Show Business. As a comedian he worked his first gig in Las Vegas at the Fremont Hotel on the same stage with a nineteen year-old kid named Wayne Newton. This hilarious story is told in detail along with other equally humorous tales from his appearances in Vegas. From Las Vegas...
This is Mel Calvert's second book. His first one, How I Quit Smoking and Lived To Tell About It, is currently available on Amazon.com Kindle Books. Th...
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Brocksport, Back Again
ISBN: 9781481297554 / Angielski / Miękka / 64 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Good old Brocksport, USA. You never know what could happen. Whether it's a turkey on the loose, a batty cop, or the birth of baby Jesus during the Christmas parade, there is always something happening in our little town. This is the second in a series about the fictitious town of Brocksport USA. The goal of these books: to make you laugh, and love the colorful characters and big hearts in this small haven. Whether it is a mystery to be solved, a special event to be celebrated; it's always fun and spontaneous with the folks in Brocksport. Come join us and meet Sheriff Mason Longhorn, Deputy...
Good old Brocksport, USA. You never know what could happen. Whether it's a turkey on the loose, a batty cop, or the birth of baby Jesus during the Chr...
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A Coloring Book for New Parents
ISBN: 9780615801032 / Angielski / Miękka / 32 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. When you first hold your newborn in your arms, that new-baby smell will flood your heart with love and joy. But soon that smell will be replaced by other, less joyful smells, and your life will be utterly transformed into a daily struggle to deal with drooling, teething, pooping, peeing, ear infections, cradle cap, and unsolicited breastfeeding advice. Why not take a break from it all, grab your crayons or colored pencils, and let your inner-artist loose on some of the more memorable (and awkward) moments in your life as depicted in this hilarious and beautifully illustrated coloring book,...
When you first hold your newborn in your arms, that new-baby smell will flood your heart with love and joy. But soon that smell will be replaced by ot...
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Hey Doc, I Have a Question
ISBN: 9780615738482 / Angielski / Miękka / 32 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. This book is a tongue in cheek look at some of the real phone calls handled by the nursing staff of a busy pediatric office. For the most part they are cute and reflect the extreme anxiety that goes along with early parenting experiences. This is in no way meant to poke fun at the callers who were quite serious about their calls. As parents, we have all been there.
This book is a tongue in cheek look at some of the real phone calls handled by the nursing staff of a busy pediatric office. For the most part they ar...
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Reasons Mommy Drinks: Includes 100 Cocktail Rcipes to Enjoy in Your Zero Free Time
ISBN: 9780385349291 / Angielski / Miękka / 224 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. A wickedly funny look at the challenges of new parenthood.
With cocktail recipes. Being a new mom is AHHHH WHAT HAVE I DONE? hard. Why are all these tiny clothes so expensive? Who wrote these mind-numbing board books? Will Mommy ever carry a purse again that s not a diaper bag? And how is she even functioning off so little sleep? "Reasons Mommy Drinks" is a fresh, insightful, and hilarious collection of the various struggles faced by new parents from mommy groups and single-people envy to the end of maternity leave with a well-deserved cocktail recipe to go with each one. This... A wickedly funny look at the challenges of new parenthood.
With cocktail recipes. Being a new mom is AHHHH WHAT HAVE I DONE? hard. Why are al... |
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