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Dog Quotes: Proverbs, Quotes & Quips
ISBN: 9781482612547 / Angielski / Miękka / 90 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Dog Quotes: Proverbs, Quotes & Quips is a bountiful treasure trove of over 500 popular proverbs, insightful quotes and cunning quips. Filled with beloved popular sentiments and lesser known gems of dog-loving wit and wisdom, this book is a great read or thoughtful gift for anyone who has been enthralled by "Man's (and woman's) best friend." If you are as devoted to your dog as he or she is to you, this smile-inducing read will make you laugh and nod your head in agreement as you turn through page after page of spot-on quotes about dogs-our wild, wacky wonderful and much beloved canine...
Dog Quotes: Proverbs, Quotes & Quips is a bountiful treasure trove of over 500 popular proverbs, insightful quotes and cunning quips. Filled with belo...
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Pet Sounds: New and Improved Stories from the QC Report
ISBN: 9780989447300 / Angielski / Miękka / 234 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Quinn Cummings is an Oscar-nominated actor (The Goodbye Girl, Family), and a critically acclaimed author and humorist whose previous books, NOTES FROM THE UNDERWIRE and THE YEAR OF LEARNING DANGEROUSLY, have earned her a new generation of fans worldwide. In her third book, PET SOUNDS, Cummings writes about a lifetime of living with - and occasionally against - domesticated critters. Drawn from her experiences and her popular blog, The QC Report, Quinn introduces us to a housecat who yearns to kill everything smaller than a microwave, a rescue dog with a hopeless (and one-sided) love for...
Quinn Cummings is an Oscar-nominated actor (The Goodbye Girl, Family), and a critically acclaimed author and humorist whose previous books, NOTES FROM...
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61,48 |
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It Shouldn't Happen to a Dog Trainer: Volume 1
ISBN: 9781483906096 / Angielski / Miękka / 84 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. A fun read for dog lovers Have you ever wondered what ends up on the cutting room floor when watching celebrity dog trainers on the television? During her career as a professional dog trainer and canine behaviourist, Karen Davison has been battered, flattened, tied up in knots and found herself in some funny, strange and painful situations. Here she shares some of the more memorable moments of her journey, including some 'you couldn't make it up' moments
A fun read for dog lovers Have you ever wondered what ends up on the cutting room floor when watching celebrity dog trainers on the television? Durin...
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40,97 |
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How to Raise a Jewish Dog
ISBN: 9780316154666 / Angielski / Miękka / 176 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Questions to Ask a Breeder: 1. What kind of job is this, growing dogs? 2. Are these dogs nice? I mean of course they are. But if not, is this refundable? 3. Is this a stable business? Do you make a decent living? 4. Does the insurance kill you or is it okay? 5. Dogs are animals ? does this mean you qualify for some kind of Federal ranch subsidies? 6. What do I say to people who want to know how I can spend $1500 and up on a dog when there are so many dogs to be rescued from the pound?
The (make-believe) Rabbis of the (fictional) Boca Raton Theological Seminary have developed... Questions to Ask a Breeder: 1. What kind of job is this, growing dogs? 2. Are these dogs nice? I mean of course they are. But if not, is this refundab...
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I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats
ISBN: 9781452110585 / Angielski / Twarda / 112 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche....
Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats....
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50,87 |
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Bloody Good: True Shark Stories
ISBN: 9781490949468 / Angielski / Miękka / 312 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. About Bloody Good: Bloody Good (True Shark Stories) is a rollicking adventure through time and the seven seas. Hundreds of fascinating TRUE facts and TRUE stories about our most famous denizens of the deep. Meet your favorite sharks and other briny beasts as they encounter a variety of dangerous human nut cases.
About Bloody Good: Bloody Good (True Shark Stories) is a rollicking adventure through time and the seven seas. Hundreds of fascinating TRUE facts and ...
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47,08 |
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Living with Wieners ... and guys, too
ISBN: 9781491298985 / Angielski / Miękka / 126 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. |
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36,87 |
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Flatulent Tales: The Adventures of Gilbert the Farting Mouse
ISBN: 9780980816471 / Angielski / Miękka / 68 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. When Gilbert discovers the astounding propulsive powers of his farts, a whole new world opens up to him. He flies in orbit round the world, saves a house from being burgled, rescues a man trapped at the top of a building, saves the local market from a plague of rats and finally saves the world-famous Sydney Hobart Yacht Race from disaster when the entire fleet becomes becalmed. His only failure was when he attempted to effect a win for his local football team by lifting the ball over the crossbar, but the referee penalises Gilbert for cheating. Despite that, Gilbert is truly a local hero in...
When Gilbert discovers the astounding propulsive powers of his farts, a whole new world opens up to him. He flies in orbit round the world, saves a ho...
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45,12 |
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The Psychokitty Speaks Out: Something of Yours Will Meet a Toothy Death
ISBN: 9781932461121 / Angielski / Miękka / 166 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Look. I'm funny. You like me. And if you buy my book, I earn cash towards fresh cat nip and crunchy treats. It's as simple as that... But if you need more: This is the diary of Max Thompson, blogger extraordinaire. Thousands of people (maybe hundreds) flock to his blog every day to be amused an enlightened by his feline wisdom. Plus, it's the follow up to "The Psychokitty Speaks Out: Diary of a Mad Housecat" so you know it's good. Some people even though it was FUNNIER. But you don't have to read that one first. Oh, and I have a potty mouth. So you're warned.
Look. I'm funny. You like me. And if you buy my book, I earn cash towards fresh cat nip and crunchy treats. It's as simple as that... But if you need ...
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93,52 |
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I Am My Cat's Bitch
ISBN: 9781492987727 / Angielski / Miękka / 194 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. The author has written a series of more than 90 humorous one and two page stories and essays based on his lifetime of being around cats. Most of the stories are about two of his cats, Krysla and Josey. Any cat owner can relate these stories to episodes of cat behavior in their own lives. The book works on the ability of the author to give the reader moment after moment of humorous cat and human interaction that reflects what happens in their own household, such as - Something so mundane as holding a door open for a cat to get out becomes a battle of wits. Why does an animal that's known for...
The author has written a series of more than 90 humorous one and two page stories and essays based on his lifetime of being around cats. Most of the s...
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Sharklock Bones: Zoo Tails
ISBN: 9781492261292 / Angielski / Miękka / 46 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. |
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53,28 |
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Sharklock Bones: Pirate Tails
ISBN: 9781492286974 / Angielski / Miękka / 46 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. "Sharklock Bones: Pirate tails" is the third book in the series. Sharklock Bones is a shark detective with a trusty sidekick, Dr. Flotsam. Together they solve not too difficult mysteries in their home of Fish Town and surrounding oceans. This "tail" is about a missing pirate ship, the Black Twirl. Bones and Flotsam attempt to locate the ship and find out who the mysterious culprit is. All told in puns, jokes, wordplays and anecdotes and done in screenplay fashion if the readers want to act out the story.
"Sharklock Bones: Pirate tails" is the third book in the series. Sharklock Bones is a shark detective with a trusty sidekick, Dr. Flotsam. Together th...
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Cat Tales
ISBN: 9781492923237 / Angielski / Miękka / 26 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Whether leaping over the head of a nervous human or parking their behinds on a stove, there is no question that cats rule. This collection of short tales and poems follow funny feline antics as the author and her crew go about their daily lives.
Whether leaping over the head of a nervous human or parking their behinds on a stove, there is no question that cats rule. This collection of short ta...
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The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds
ISBN: 9780399170911 / Angielski / Twarda / 64 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds is an illustrated, pocket field guide that enables anyone to quickly identify psychotic, violent or mentally unstable bird species. Written in non-technical language for the layman, the guide describes where to find--or where to avoid--the most disturbed North American birds.
Throughout the book the reader will discover tales of murder, assault, mental breakdowns, obesity, drug abuse and infidelity among the birds. This guide is used and recommended by law enforcement agencies and ignored by leading ornithologists. We are only... The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds is an illustrated, pocket field guide that enables anyone to quickly identify psychotic, violen...
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Florida Cow Hunter's Handbook: A Glossary of Terms and Phrases
ISBN: 9780982483022 / Angielski / Miękka / 340 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. |
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65,42 |
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The Best Ever Book of Cat Lover Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who
ISBN: 9781469918952 / Angielski / Miękka / 106 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. |
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61,48 |
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99 Reasons Cats are Better than People
ISBN: 9781493699087 / Angielski / Miękka / 104 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. |
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102,49 |
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Barnyard Fable
ISBN: 9780615922287 / Angielski / Miękka / 46 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. 2015 FINALIST, NEW MEXICO/ARIZONA BOOK AWARDS Have you ever wondered about the love life of a chicken or the military exploits of a duck? Step into this barnyard and experience the life of poultry on a whole new level Funny, slapstick, irreverent, sometimes bawdy, always alive-this community of barnyard fowl cannot be forgotten.
2015 FINALIST, NEW MEXICO/ARIZONA BOOK AWARDS Have you ever wondered about the love life of a chicken or the military exploits of a duck? Step into...
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39,02 |
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Some Days Are Better Than Others
ISBN: 9781481246842 / Angielski / Miękka / 60 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. This is a collection of near true to life humorous stories that will get a belly laugh from anyone. They are based on true to life events that have been embellisted to become bigger than life.
This is a collection of near true to life humorous stories that will get a belly laugh from anyone. They are based on true to life events that have be...
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Tiger Takes the Big Apple
ISBN: 9781922120748 / Angielski / Miękka / 220 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. In Book 4 of the acclaimed Project Earth-mend Series, Earth is under threat by starships from a distant galaxy sent to destroy humanity before its pollution can spread to other planets. Tiger the Cat, Wanda the Blue Tongue Lizard, Number 12 the racing Camel and Syd the dizzy Crow team up with Prince, Eudora and Tark, extraterrestrials in disguise, and other species as well as President Obama and Madonna to head off the confrontation over the skies of New York City (the Big Apple). Before the battle, the Team makes their case at United Nations for unity among all living beings, but will it be...
In Book 4 of the acclaimed Project Earth-mend Series, Earth is under threat by starships from a distant galaxy sent to destroy humanity before its pol...
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