Kategoria BISAC: Humor >> Topic - Adult

In this fourth installment of his acclaimed Rants series, bestselling author, Emmy Award-winning talk-show host, and wisecracking analyst for ABC's Monday Night Football Dennis Miller makes hamburger meat out of society's most sacred cows as only he can, with the kinds of allusions that require high SAT scores -- or at least a smart crib sheet.

This time around, Miller takes on child stars with rap sheets, women with bigger muscles than his own, herbs you don't smoke, God, and football. As always, nothing is out-of-bounds.

The first book of prose published by either James Thurber or E. B. White, Is Sex Necessary? combines the humor and genius of both authors to examine those great mysteries of life -- romance, love, and marriage. A masterpiece of drollery, this 75th Anniversary Edition stands the test of time with its sidesplitting spoof of men, women, and psychologists; more than fifty funny illustrations by Thurber; and a new foreword by John Updike.

Let the squeamish beware

Watch Your F*cking Language takes a no-holds-barred approach to taboo words and expressions. It shows you how to use them to your advantage -- and have fun doing so. Building on the lessons learned in English as a Second F*cking Language, this book emphasizes traditional English swears as well as powerful (and hidden) expressions from other cultures and languages.

Through numerous examples, it puts the real language of real people into context:

FLOYD: I just heard a Dan Quayle speech. It was really f*cking confusing.
RUBY: I...

"I succeeded It is clear that my superb parenting skills paid off. The Author, Michael Ryan, tells the A to Zs of shit taking. He demonstrates his expertise on the always funny material of the infamous #2." --Proud Father of Author Michael Ryan, who's wife wouldn't let him give his first name

"The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever" was written for...

And the fun does not stop. There are malls to survive, markets to conquer and questions to answer like: Why does the famous saying "Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder" work only as a slogan for the Braille Institute?

From "Cucumbers in the Clinic" to "Let Me Eat Cake," all the stories and spoofs in "Where Can I Be Decaffeinated?" revel in the...

These are all real names, of real people, and yet some of them are so outrageous that it is hard to believe that they could belong to real people.

Yet they do.

Names like Dick LaCock. And Dick Horny. Dick Police. And Dick Soup.

But Larry Rogak has done more than just find all these funny...

Have you ever heard, read or witnessed something that was painfully trite, irritatingly cliche or just plain obvious and overused? Was it said, written or done with a befuddling sense of innovation and originality when it is commonly thought of as hackneyed and worn out? If it made you wince, cringe or exhale in frustration, then this is the book for you.

"Tastes like Chicken: 101 Things We Should Never Say or Do Again," is a list of the most annoying and maddening examples of these platitudes, (the unoriginal, expressed enthusiastically as original).

Author Bryson Lang has rounded...

Filled with wit and wisdom, "Thirty-Five Years of Bologna" is the true story of Mike Pappas, a deli Manager who served up more bologna during his career than he cares to recall.

Like a novel that interacts with a community of voices, Pappas writes in a style that involves the casual advice he picks up from his customers and some co-workers along the way. "Thirty-Five Years of Bologna" follows Pappas as he becomes a husband, father, and deli Manager and shares how he juggled working long hours with his busy home life.

Pappas candidly retells humorous situations about an ever-changing...

All in perfectly bad taste

Prepare to be amazed, appalled, disgusted, and hugely entertained by this compendium of indelicate oddities. Nothing is too inane, too insane, too bizarre, or too distasteful for this incredible, seemingly impossible, but absolutely true collection of facts from across the ages and around the world.

Did you know...

...that Pope Benedict XII was such a hardened boozer that he inspired the expression "drunk as a pope"? (From "10 Historic Drunks")

...that as a special honeymoon treat, Prince Charles read Princess Diana passages from the...

Say you're at a party. You've had a martini or three, and you mingle through the crowd, wondering how long you need to stay before going out for pizza. Suddenly you're introduced to someone new, Dr. Nice Tomeetya. You forget the pizza. Now is the perfect time to bring up all those strange questions you'd like to ask during an office visit with your own doctor but haven't had the guts (or more likely the time) to do so. You're filled with liquid courage . . . now is your chance If you've ever wanted to ask a doctor . . .

-How do people in wheelchairs...

ME?

Never

Well, except that one time...

Who says you should always tell the truth? With this handy informational guidebook you can con your way through life -- from finessing your resume, to lying about your age, to getting a date. Whether you've decided to cheat out of sheer desperation or the need to get ahead, The Art of Cheating provides essential tips and guidelines for how to be the ultimate swindler, and how to spot the con artists among us. You'll learn what it takes to be a great cheater, and the pros and cons to every swindle. As a newly minted...