My Dog Ate My Nobel Prize: The Fabricated Memoirs of Jeff Martin
ISBN: 9781593762575 / Angielski / Miękka / 160 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Jeff Martin was born in 1980. Jeff Martin made millions on the stock market. Jeff Martin lost millions on the stock market. Jeff Martin stopped a Chinese tank at Tiananmen Square. Jeff Martin managed Michael Dukakis s 1988 presidential campaign. Jeff Martin co-wrote "Aliens 2: More Aliens" with James Cameron. Jeff Martin had a torrid and brief creative relationship with Disney s animation department. Jeff Martin disguised himself as a midget, joined NASA, and became the first-ever child in space, all in tribute to the "Challenger" space shuttle tragedy.
Such is only a sample of the... Jeff Martin was born in 1980. Jeff Martin made millions on the stock market. Jeff Martin lost millions on the stock market. Jeff Martin stopped a Chin...
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68,83 zł |
The Best of Bad Faulkner: Choice Entries from the Faux Faulkner Contest
ISBN: 9780156118507 / Angielski / Miękka / 168 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. As I Lay Dieting, "Abe's Saloon Abe's Saloon " Sound like Faulkner with a twist? It is-bad Faulkner, or, to be exact, some of the best of bad Faulkner composed by the hundreds who have entered the Faux Faulkner Contest. Here, too, are outstanding Faulkner parodies from the past-even one written by Faulkner himself. Caricatures.
As I Lay Dieting, "Abe's Saloon Abe's Saloon " Sound like Faulkner with a twist? It is-bad Faulkner, or, to be exact, some of the best of bad Faulkne...
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65,34 zł |
Go Tweet Yourself: 365 Reasons Why Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, and Other Social Networking Sites Suck
ISBN: 9781440503665 / Angielski / Miękka / 224 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Flip Twitter the bird.
Tell Facebook to f#@% off. Lose it on LinkedIn. Somewhere between the advent of Facebook and launching Twitter to the masses, the Internet betrayed us. It allowed pages to be viewed by job interviewers, newsfeeds to be flooded by Aunt Julie, and for constant tweets about what color socks that random girl from the study group is going to wear today. This book is the hilarious reply all that says: enough is enough. We don't want to see the pictures from your business trip to Omaha. We don't want a page-by-page account of what's going on in Twilight. We... Flip Twitter the bird.
Tell Facebook to f#@% off. Lose it on LinkedIn. Somewhere between the advent of Facebook and launching Twitter to the... |
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58,26 zł |
Vampire Taxonomy: Identifying and Interacting with the Modern-Day Bloodsucker
ISBN: 9780399535796 / Angielski / Miękka / 208 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Now that millions have read and seen Twilight, where do they turn for vampire advice? This wry, witty, fully illustrated, and bloody essential guide.
Vampires are all around-books, movies, TV, comics- infiltrating our culture like never before. But what happens if one should run into a real vamp on the street? Vampire Taxonomy is the best defense against a fatal encounter in the dark. For the reader's protection, Meredith Woerner reveals the truth about: ?Sunlight sensitivity-Do vamps venture out in the day or stick solely to the evening hours? ... Now that millions have read and seen Twilight, where do they turn for vampire advice? This wry, witty, fully illustrated, and bloody essenti...
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103,57 zł |
The Mysterious Minute-Men: Ready for the Future
ISBN: 9780978492328 / Angielski / Inna / 156 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. This novel-length adventure brings the Mysterious Minute-Men face to face with who they are, were, and are destined to be. With the evil in their core rooted out, the team is finally ready to tackle the future.
This novel-length adventure brings the Mysterious Minute-Men face to face with who they are, were, and are destined to be. With the evil in their core...
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It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies!: A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols
ISBN: 9780061956430 / Angielski / Miękka / 96 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. The snow is falling, the holidays are approaching and...It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies This delightfully depraved book of classic Zombie Christmas carols by Michael P. Spradlin is guaranteed to spread Yuletide cheer to all those good boys and ghouls who devoured the monster New York Times bestsellers Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and World War Z, as well as fans of 28 Days Later and Shaun of the Dead. With an introduction by the inimitable Christopher Moore--bestselling author of Bloodsucking Fiends, You Suck, and the...
The snow is falling, the holidays are approaching and...It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies This delightfully depraved book of classic Z...
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69,01 zł |
Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters
ISBN: 9781594744426 / Angielski / Miękka / 344 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. From the publisher of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies comes a new tale of romance, heartbreak, and tentacled mayhem. Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters expands the original text of the beloved Jane Austen novel with all-new scenes of giant lobsters, rampaging octopi, two-headed sea serpents, and other biological monstrosities. As our story opens, the Dashwood sisters are evicted from their childhood home and sent to live on a mysterious island full of savage creatures and dark secrets. While sensible Elinor falls in love with Edward Ferrars, her romantic sister Marianne...
From the publisher of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies comes a new tale of romance, heartbreak, and tentacled mayhem. Sense and Sensibil...
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60,91 zł |
Local Humor
ISBN: 9781440148613 / Angielski / Miękka / 132 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. |
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60,20 zł |
The Zombie Combat Manual: A Guide to Fighting the Living Dead
ISBN: 9780425232545 / Angielski / Miękka / 300 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. A comprehensive guide that demonstrates how anyone, from seasoned fighter to average citizen, can become an effective warrior in the inevitable battle against the undead.
A comprehensive guide that demonstrates how anyone, from seasoned fighter to average citizen, can become an effective warrior in the inevitable battle...
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103,57 zł |
Twitterature: The World's Greatest Books in Twenty Tweets or Less
ISBN: 9780143117322 / Angielski / Miękka / 224 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Perhaps while reading Shakespeare you've asked yourself, What exactly is Hamlet trying to tell me? Why must he mince words and muse in lyricism and, in short, whack about the shrub? But if the Prince of Denmark had a Twitter account and an iPhone, he could tell his story in real time--and concisely Hence the genius of Twitterature.
Hatched in a dorm room at the brain trust that is the University of Chicago, Twitterature is a hilarious and irreverent re-imagining of the classics as a series of 140-character tweets from the protagonist. Providing a crash course in... Perhaps while reading Shakespeare you've asked yourself, What exactly is Hamlet trying to tell me? Why must he mince words and muse in lyricism and...
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Nightlight: A Parody
ISBN: 9780307476104 / Angielski / Miękka / 160 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him which I assumed was wildly out of his control that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.
And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon s hilarious send-up of Twilight. Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or... About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him which I ...
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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls
ISBN: 9781594744549 / Angielski / Miękka / 287 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Readers will witness the birth of a heroine in Dawn of the Dreadfuls a thrilling prequel set four years before the horrific events of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. As our story opens, the Bennet sisters are enjoying a peaceful life in the English countryside. They idle away the days reading, gardening, and daydreaming about future husbands until a funeral at the local parish goes strangely and horribly awry.
Suddenly corpses are springing from the soft earth and only one family can stop them. As the bodies pile up, we watch Elizabeth Bennet evolve from a naive young... Readers will witness the birth of a heroine in Dawn of the Dreadfuls a thrilling prequel set four years before the horrific events of Pride ...
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60,91 zł |
The Cosmic Lady Was Right
ISBN: 9781441516916 / Angielski / Twarda / 556 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. |
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190,26 zł |
The Cosmic Lady Was Right
ISBN: 9781441516909 / Angielski / Miękka / 556 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. |
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Little Women and Werewolves: The Original Version of the Beloved Classic
ISBN: 9780345522603 / Angielski / Miękka / 396 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. A literary landmark--the original, suppressed draft of the classic novel Little Women is a timeless classic. But Louisa May Alcott's first draft--before her editor sunk his teeth into it--was even better. Now the original text has at last been exhumed. In this uncensored version, the March girls learn some biting lessons, transforming from wild girls into little women--just as their friends and neighbors transform into vicious, bloodthirsty werewolves Here are tomboy Jo, quiet Beth, ladylike Amy, and good-hearted Meg, plus lovable neighbor Laurie Laurence, now doomed to... A literary landmark--the original, suppressed draft of the classic novel Little Women is a timeless classic. But Louisa May Alcott's f... |
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How to Make Love to Adrian Colesberry
ISBN: 9781592405565 / Angielski / Miękka / 206 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. A humorous guide to seducing, satisfying, and loving the only man you'll ever need
In an act of generosity, Adrian Colesberry has written an exquisitely detailed guidebook to ensure that every reader knows precisely how to please him-in bed and beyond. Brimming with self-indulgent and incredibly bawdy humor, How to Make Love to Adrian Colesberry is a humorous sexual memoir disguised as a manual on Colesberry's pet peeves, favorite positions, and surefire ways to turn on your man (aka Adrian Colesberry). Recounting dozens of annoying peccadilloes and helpful tips... A humorous guide to seducing, satisfying, and loving the only man you'll ever need
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Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped: 400 All-New Facts about the Man Who Knows Neither Fear Nor Mercy
ISBN: 9781592405558 / Angielski / Miękka / 163 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. The Legend of Chuck Norris Lives On
After the deadly duo of The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T roundhouse-kicked bestseller lists, Ian Spector returns to complete the thrillogy that has become just as unstoppable, herculean, and legendary as Chuck Norris himself. Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped reveals 400 all-new facts about the roughest, toughest, and buffest man to ever stalk the face of the Earth. This third testament about the master of macho manliness uncovers such unknown facts as: *Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter.... The Legend of Chuck Norris Lives On
After the deadly duo of The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T roundho... |
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Kama Pootra: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop
ISBN: 9781402237140 / Angielski / Twarda / 128 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Kama Pootra offers readers a compendium of 52 'poop positions', with thoughtful tips and clever illustrations done in the style of airline safety instructions.
Kama Pootra offers readers a compendium of 52 'poop positions', with thoughtful tips and clever illustrations done in the style of airline safety inst...
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47,43 zł |
How to Tawlk and Rite Good: A guide to the language of Southern Appalachia
ISBN: 9781491279199 / Angielski / Miękka / 68 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. |
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31,49 zł |
How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (and They Will)
ISBN: 9781580084635 / Angielski / Twarda / 112 str. Termin realizacji zamówienia: ok. 5-8 dni roboczych. Move over zombies and adolescent vampires.
There s a new threat in town and it s only twelve inches tall. "How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack "is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless yard decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it s here. Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defense expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply... Move over zombies and adolescent vampires.
There s a new threat in town and it s only twelve inches tall. "How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack "i... |
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69,01 zł |