Kategoria BISAC: Humor >> Form - Limericks & Verse

Hello My name is Hickory Fee and this is my second hobo in a series of doors. Come inside Have a shlump This book is a compilation of text messages that I've sent to a baby clam over time. Unfortunately, in the fashion of my baby bear lover, she has never responded. I can only hope that the publishing of this book will get her attention and convince her to love my ear. I love her even more than I do my baby bear. Please enjoy reading this absurd book, and keep it out on a coffee table or anywhere else where it will fit--along with its sidekick, A History of Text Messages Sent to a Baby...

Welcome to a world where Shakespeare is condensed mercilessly, a puppy wears a bucket on its head and a lemming swashbuckles his way through disaster after disaster Although she started writing poetry years before the nation's favourite West Country poetess rose to fame, Lynn Murrell is often flattered by kind souls who compare her oeuvre to that of the wonderful Pam Ayres. Hence the title of this, her first collection.

Complete digitally restored reprint (facsimile) of the original edition of 1908 with excellent resolution and outstanding readability. The book is printed in color. Illustrated with 24 pictures and rhymes by Peter Newell.

Twenty six poems about creepy children and their unfortunate circumstances, doomed to call out names for mysterious reasons. Accompanied by evocative illustrations.

Limericks From The Earth is a book of earthy limericks (surprise ). The language is clever, interesting, original, and not vulgar, crude or too serious. The tone is light, but still covers much of the same territory that many earlier limericks covered - namely the activities of people pursuing sensual and erotic activities. It's an enlightened and fun, not obscene or pornographic picture of our mating practices.

A poetic saga of fun, humor, laughs and frolic. each page would make you rofl, lol & you may scream that you are lmf

If you've ever wondered what happened to the young fellow from Malta who bought his grandfather an altar...

If you're concerned about the camper called Jack who found a huge snake in his pack...

And if you suspect that an eccentric landowner called Grey spent Christmas a very strange way but aren't sure precisely what that entailed...

Then a dip into Michael Palin's Sackful of Limericks will provide all the answers - and a lot of fun besides.

Sharon is a witch with very few friends. Picked on by other witches, it almost never ends. What started as a party in the woods with her pet, became a night that Sharon won't soon forget. The long awaited sequel to Senseless Witches from Sweethollow Woods is now on Amazon

Fritz Fritzgerald loves to laugh at life almost as much as he loves to laugh at himself. In his collection of endearingly humorous poems, Fritzgerald balances important topics like spirituality, love, friendship, honesty, and even mortality with equally significant and relatable issues like eating until your stomach explodes, waking up naked in a department store, and peeing in the snow.

Fritzgerald, who has learned the hard way not to drink pretty paints, writes for a diverse audience that includes those with a full head of small hairs or only one giant hair; people that...

Fritz Fritzgerald loves to laugh at life almost as much as he loves to laugh at himself. In his collection of endearingly humorous poems, Fritzgerald balances important topics like spirituality, love, friendship, honesty, and even mortality with equally significant and relatable issues like eating until your stomach explodes, waking up naked in a department store, and peeing in the snow.

Fritzgerald, who has learned the hard way not to drink pretty paints, writes for a diverse audience that includes those with a full head of small hairs or only one giant hair; people that...

Set in 2012 during the Olympics and HM the Queen's Diamond Jubilee, this second story in the Doggy Bonar Trilogy tells us what happened to Special Agent 004 Doggy Bonar after his enforced Gardening Leave due to Unwanted Behaviour on his Tour of Duty in Iraq.

The Grumpete is a disgusting yet warm-hearted character who lives alone in a land beyond the Ocean of Spleg. Embarking on an adventure one day, he encounters the Kazza Princess in a distant castle and their lives are never the same again. Join the foul-bummed Grumpete and the kimmering Kazz as they shine, explode, wander, flatulate, burn, run, reproduce, eat and fight their way through a series of far-fetched adventures in glorious nonsense verse. Whether read out loud or quietly to yourself where no one will find you, these fast-moving and humorous poems are sure to entertain children of all...

Ein Buch- witzig, nahbar und zartlich. Gedichte, Bilder und Lebensansichten

This delightful collection of over 100 poems from Daniel Boondoggle, enhanced with whimsical pen and ink drawings appearing on almost every page, is sure to please kids from 3 to 103. In the tradition of Silverstein and Prelutsky, you'll soon find Boondoggle among your well-worn favorites. Along the way, you'll meet the tigorilla, the hungry skeleton, the marvelous mechanical rhymer, and many more zany characters and contraptions.

A satirical recognition of the poems of the great William McGonagall possibly, the worst poet in the English language.

Featuring hundreds of poems, one-liners, and gags that roast the Packers' archrivals -- Bears, Vikings, Lions, Cowboys, 49ers, Giants, and Seahawks -- this new 106-page comedy title is a perfect gift for all Packer fans.

Chapter titles include Archrivals & Enemies: NFC North; Other Archrivals We Love to Hate Dislike; Packer Nation & Titletown Muse; The Aaron Rodgers Radio Show; and Packer Punchlines.

Drawings throughout the book include those from...

Creative Writing needs to breathe somewhere. Why not where it can be shared? Graffiti Mural is a collection of poetry, lyrics, lyrical rants and tales (both true and imagined) from Eartha Watts Hicks, Hurston-Wright fiction fellow, member of the Harlem Writers Guild and winner of the Just R.E.A.D. literary fiction "Game Changer" Award from the NYCHA Branch of the NAACP.

(The poetry pamphlet quoted in "Pigeon French.") As self-reported, E. L. French is a singular phenom, poetry pouring out of every pore.

My purpose in writing this book is to provide some amusement and insight regarding the American political process, especially in a presidential year. Because American politics is often characterized by insincere and foolish talk, journalist H.L. Mencken once termed it a "carnival of bunkum," and 2016 proved to be no exception.

If fact, this year the politicians went overboard when it comes to claptrap because it was also a year of grotesque, repellant sideshows, and I believe that the limerick is the perfect vehicle of satire for this kind of behavior. My limericks are not politically...