Kategoria BISAC: Humor >> Form - Limericks & Verse

From award-winning reporter and author of Pieces of Intelligence: The Existential Poetry of Donald H. Rumsfeld comes this collection of poems mined from the interviews, speeches, and tweets of Republican President-elect Donald Trump.

The Vicious Ones

I was attacked viciously

By those women,

Of course, it's very hard for them

To attack me on looks,

Because I'm so good looking.

But I was attacked very viciously

By those women.

--August 9, 2015, NBC's Meet the Press

Straight from the mouth of "the...

Amanda McKittrick Ros was an Irish writer who had an excessively high opinion of her worth and value to literature. She became famous as a writer so astonishingly bad that her work became considered very good. Many literary figures have admired and enjoyed her work.

Poems of Puncture, the first book of poetry by Amanda McKittrick Ros, universally considered to be the best worst writer in the history of the English language, is here presented in its glorious entirety.

Poems of Puncture contains many piercing verses spanning a broad range of themes, each clearly held great emotional...

Amanda McKittrick Ros was an Irish writer who had an excessively high opinion of her worth and value to literature. She became famous as a writer who was so astonishingly bad that her work can actually be considered very good. Many literary figures have admired and enjoyed her work.

Published in 1933, Fumes of Formation is Amanda McKittrick Ros' final completed book. It is a masterwork of wonderfully terrible poetry:

"This inventive production was hatched within a mind fringed with Fumes of Formation, the Ingenious Innings of Inspiration and Thorny Tincture of Thought."

Fumes of...

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Is the moon the center of the universe? is a collection of mostly humorous verse rooted in an appreciation of the absurd and the ridiculous.  A few of the verses take their cue from real persons, such as “The secret history of Duncan MacDougall”, who hoped to prove the existence of the soul by weighing dying patients just before and just after death, or “Mad Anthony Wayne”, a verse very loosely based on the life of an officer in the American Revolutionary Army, or again “Church-run brothels”, which actually existed in the 1300s and...

"Lenny and the Very Big Show" is a cautionary tale written in verse. Lenny is a wealthy dog who seeks power by being chosen as "best in show." When he reaches his goal, he is corrupted by the power into believing that he can say anything and control everything, including the press.

The American poet Henry Rifle is dead. You could remember him as the guy who fell in a hail of bullets launched his way by a Mexican firing squad. Or you could remember him for his poems and the charitable work he liked to tell people he did. Undoubtedly, he would prefer the latter. He might especially appreciate it if you remembered him for his last collection of poems—Ballistics Report. Were he here, he would tell you that was probably the closest he ever got to capturing the truth as he knew it. It contains everything: the humor, the heartbreak, the passion, the pathos; the unique...