How about condiments walking off the counter? WHAAAAT
Well, it's happening at The Diner and there's not a condiment in sight. Tripp, his dad, his sister, and all the patrons are in disbelief. Condiment complaints of misuse, prejudice, bullying and more are scrawled on paper napkins spread across the counter.
Mayo asks, "Why do they hate me?"
With a tear in his eye Relish sadly proclaims, "People say I'm too sweet and ignore me ... or just scrape me off."