Johnson soon found out that the corporate world involved itself with many things that didn't have anything much to do with work at all. Things like company 'fun' days, outward bound team building events, psychometric testing, diversity audits, motivational tools and other bullshit. None Of Your Business is a comic novel which features a rich cast of incompetents, bullies, oddballs and idiots whose influence leads to Johnson becoming increasingly unhinged and reckless. As disillusion takes a grip, Johnson's thoughts turn to revenge.

Some years ago I was asked to become a regular contributor to the radio show Why The Long Face? In 2011 I put together the first book of the best of my weekly contributions, titled Why The Long Face - The Paper Trail... Sadly, but in the spirit of if you keep moving then they can't hit you, and going out at the top, the presenters chose to discontinue Why The Long Face? in radio form. However, its spirit lives on in this, the second collection of the best broadcasted bits. Not the rejects, not a second-rate sequel, but a Volume II of all new material. With pictures.