This beer soaked, degenerate coming of age story follows the day-to-day trials in the darkly hysterical world of Grimboli, a chronically unemployed nobody who moves listlessly among a group of young adults from the wrong side of the tracks to an endless litany of pathetic and crazed women, bums, drunks, sordid rooms, dreary embraces, and drunken brawls. Littered with psychic debris, self-loathing, and everything else Grimboli can find to take his mind off his completely unfulfilling life.

Life isn't easy for Eddie Grimboli. Marriage isn't easy. Winter isn't easy. Being fat isn't easy. He can see up his dad's nightgown. There is strange magic up there. If he stares long enough, he will see his future. This book is a celebration of sloppiness, marriage, grief, love, and being naked.

People call him Boner. Boner PI. This is the story of his first case. A local misfit is being harassed and threatened by strange men. Boner has been hired to investigate. It seems straightforward enough but he gets caught up in a whirlwind of booze, fancy minivans, death, and ass grabbing. It all becomes overwhelming and Boner wants to quit just like he has all his other jobs. But he can't. The job has gotten into him and it can't be purged.