Children of all ages (and adults) will squeal with delight at Grandma Grunt's horrendous habits ... Edgar and Wilhelmina's grandma is the worst in the world. Don't believe me? Read this for yourself Grandma Grunt (and her slimy son, Uncle Disgusting) make the children's lives an utter misery with their loathsomely weird ways and selfish cruelty. In desperate retaliation, Edgar and Wilhelmina come up with The Plan - but will it be enough to put an end to Grandma Grunt's loathsome ways? Grandma Grunt is a great introduction to author Clifford James Hayes's irreverently humorous tales. If...

PLEASE NOTE: This book contains a bit of 'silly toilet humour' - if words like 'poo' offend then please do not purchase The book has been tested on kids and grandparents (who generally love this kind of naughtiness), but the author requests you observe the above before buying ... A hilarious tale about the evils of eating bad food. Introducing Podge - the pig who revolts in more ways than one Will Queen Sheep and the farm be able to do anything about Podge the pig, or will his bottom win in the end? ... Podge the pig's belly turned others to jelly; His bottom-emissions were rotten and...

Fans of quirky, irreverent humour will squeal with delight at Verity Fruitt's hideousness Ms. Verity Fruitt is the most horrible person you could ever work with. Don't believe me? Read this for yourself This vile, kebab-fuelled she-bully makes everyone's life an utter misery - and once she's promoted to Office Manager, she'll be even worse However, Verity is unaware of the dark, monstrous secret that lurks within her office - and only the author's own fairground gonk can save the day Verity Fruitt is a great introduction to Clifford James Hayes's bonkers tales. If you're not a frenzied,...

Fans of quirky, irreverent humour will squeal with delight at The Easter Bunny's Undersea Adventure After another successful egg delivery, Mildred the Easter Bunny gets a mysterious invitation from the King of the Undersea Kingdom - and soon she is on a perilous adventure like no other Accompanied by Gerald the dolphin, Mildred encounters deep-sea monsters, hideous ghost pirates, vampire sea-frogs and many other dangers, before confronting the terrifyingly evil Witch-Queen of the Abyss The Easter Bunny's Undersea Adventure is the sequel to The Easter Bunny Invasion and The Easter Bunny's...

PLEASE NOTE: This book contains a bit of 'toilet humour' - the book has been tested on kids and grandparents (who generally love this kind of naughtiness), but the author requests you observe the above before buying ... if the occasional word like 'fart', 'poo' and 'bottom' offend then please do not purchase Fans of quirky, irreverent yuletide humour will screech with delight at Clarence the slug's Christmas adventure A rude letter from a greedy child makes Santa go a bit bonkers - but it's Christmas Eve and the elves are desperate for someone to deliver all the presents The Elf Doctor...

Contains some (mild) adult content. If unsure, do not purchase for persons under 16. Sci-fi. But silly. Meet the vile and unscrupulous Prince Voltron Murkmyre, and join him on a series of hapless misadventures that will change the course of future-history. In his relentless quest to seize the Empire's throne, Voltron (and his long-suffering slave, Plip) encounter alien sex-frogs, giant slugs, vampiric spiders, lascivious snails and an endless array of vengeful 'lesser beings'. The perpetual wrath of the three Lady Tyrants (the bonkers Supreme Galactic Empress, the foul-smelling Queen of the...

Contains some (mild) adult content. If unsure, do not purchase for persons under 16. Another silly, fast-paced space fantasy, starring the corrupt and irrepressible Prince Voltron Murkmyre ... Prince Voltron Murkmyre is on the run (again). After his attempt to usurp his mother's throne fell into utter chaos, he and his dogsbody slave Plip must now avoid one million angry, unpaid Heklan warriors. As ever, the wrath of the Lady Tyrants (the bonkers Supreme Galactic Empress, the foul-smelling Queen of the Skanxian pirates and Voltron's deranged sister Pestilencia) is also a matter of some...

Contains some (mild) adult content. If unsure, do not purchase for persons under 16. Frenzied, foaming-at-the-mouth fans of the Murkmyre universe will want to get their sweaty hands on Slugtopia, a compendium of new tales and vital background information. Slugtopia contains the following: The epic 'Murkmyre Timeline', outlining 97,000 years of future history: discover for yourself what will definitely happen on the road to the birth of the Murkmyrian Empire. Oodles of illustrations, taken from the official archives on Murkmyria Bee - find out what a paste-slug looks like in mid-vomit, and see...

Fans of quirky, irreverent humour will squeal with delight at The Easter Bunny Invasion For many, many years Mildred the Easter Bunny has delivered scrumptious Easter eggs to all the children of the world. But Foxington 'Foxy' McFox - the foxiest fox in all of Foxtown - wants to get his paws on Mildred's wondrous flying egg factory, and turn Easter into a disaster The Easter Bunny must seek help from Santa Claus, Clarence the Slug and a great many others - will Mildred and her friends save the day, or will Foxy's bunny invasion take over the world? The Easter Bunny Invasion is a great...