Bloodier than Fried Green Tomatoes Funnier than The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Welcome to Gil's All Night Diner, where zombie attacks are a regular occurrence and you never know what might be lurking in the freezer . . .
Duke and Earl are just passing through Rockwood county in their pick-up truck when they stop at the Diner for a quick bite to eat. They aren't planning to stick around-until Loretta, the eatery's owner, offers them $100 to take care of her zombie problem. Given that Duke is a werewolf and Earl's a vampire, this looks right up their...
Bloodier than Fried Green Tomatoes Funnier than The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
An uproarious new novel in the tradition of Robert Asprin and Terry Pratchett For someone who's immortal, Never Dead Ned manages to die with alarming frequency--he just has the annoying habit of rising from the grave. But this soldier might be better dead than face his latest assignment. Ogre Company is the legion's dumping ground--a motley, undisciplined group of monsters whose leaders tend to die under somewhat questionable circumstances. That's where Ned's rather unique talents come in. As Ogre Company's newly appointed commander, Ned finds himself in charge of such fine examples...
An uproarious new novel in the tradition of Robert Asprin and Terry Pratchett For someone who's immortal, Never Dead Ned manages to die with alar...
