Pig hates needles, so he uses his skills to avoid the school vaccinations. But then comes a history lesson on the Black Death. Terrified, he tries to rejoin the queue - only to find it's not that easy. Surely it's only a matter of time before he becomes a victim of the plague.

Pig is late for school and he can't find his pants - so he puts on his sister's sparkly pink drama diva panties. Things get difficult when he has to do PE and is found in the teacher's toilet in his sister's panties. All ends well and Pig is even offered a surfing holiday as a result.

Pig finally gets to go on his surfing holiday with the school. While Pig is away, Suki tells him that he has lost his bedroom. Mum has got rid of all his stuff and from now on he will have to live under the stairs, just like Hairy Snotter. This must be Bob's Revenge. What can Pig do?

There's a school quiz against The Academy (the posh school) and it's going to be on TV! Raj persuades Pig to join the team, but the problem is that Pig doesn't know anything. So on the big day it's Raj's team (with Pig) against the best of The Academy. Will The Academy really win a gazillion to nil?

The 'Pink Click' are the meanest girls in school. They can't stand Feely. But that's OK - Feely can't stand them, either. When Feely starts a diary, she hopes it will do some magic for her and get back at The Pink Click - especially that Saffron.