Pig has a huge brown plastic dog poo. Pig thinks the poo talks to him (he doesnt't think that really - he's not bonkers or anything). But he does miss his poo lots when he loses it, mainly beause it reminds him of his dad.

Pig takes advantage of a free offer to set his mum up on the Kissy Kissy Online Dating Dite. When Pig invites two of them to meet his mum (at the same time) things go from worst to even worse than that. Do people on online dating sites always tell lies?

Pig hates needles, so he uses his skills to avoid the school vaccinations. But then comes a history lesson on the Black Death. Terrified, he tries to rejoin the queue - only to find it's not that easy. Surely it's only a matter of time before he becomes a victim of the plague.

Pig is late for school and he can't find his pants - so he puts on his sister's sparkly pink drama diva panties. Things get difficult when he has to do PE and is found in the teacher's toilet in his sister's panties. All ends well and Pig is even offered a surfing holiday as a result.

Pig falls in love with a girl in his class. To impress her he agrees to make a speech at school assembly, in front of the Mayor and all the parents. Unfortunately nerves have a very upsetting effect on Pig's stomach, and when all his concentration is spent on holding in a fart, his speech inevitably suffers.

PIG wants to be in the school football team, but there is one problem: he is rubbish at football. When the team goalie is injured (looking at the other school's cheerleaders whilst walking). Pig ends up in goal. Can he save the day?

It's Pig's birthday party. It's not his birthday - that was ages ago, but still, a party's a party! Even better, Pig's real dad has promised to come. Will his dad get there in time? Well, Pig has a strop, Tiffany wants to be a pink zombie and a straw donkey explodes. What do you think? Set Two of the Pig series is published by Ransom Publishing, a specialist publisher for reluctant and struggling readers. The Pig reading books all feature Peter Ian Green - although everybody calls him Pig, even his teachers. The 'Pig' reading series offers friendly, fast-paced and extremely funny stories in...

Pig and his best friend Raj decide that it's not necessary to go to school every day. So one day they decide to watch the news being filmed in the High Street instead. They are lucky enough to be interviewed by the News Lady, who promises that Pig and Raj's skiving will be 'their little secret'. Everybody lies. Set Two of the Pig series is published by Ransom Publishing, a specialist publisher for reluctant and struggling readers. The Pig reading books all feature Peter Ian Green - although everybody calls him Pig, even his teachers. The 'Pig' reading series offers friendly, fast-paced and...

Pig's class at school all have to bring in something they don't use anymore. It all starts well, but things go wrong - and Pig accuses Raj of something terrible. Raj is very upset - Pig has gone too far this time! Raj calls Pig a blue baboon's bottom. Can Pig do anything to restore his friendship with Raj? Set Two of the Pig series is published by Ransom Publishing, a specialist publisher for reluctant and struggling readers. The Pig reading books all feature Peter Ian Green - although everybody calls him Pig, even his teachers. The 'Pig' reading series offers friendly, fast-paced and...

When Pig's best friend Raj is suddenly taken ill, Pig has to get him to hospital very quickly. Very quickly! With the help of a wheelbarrow and an empty bus bane Pig manages it - and saves Raj from a fate worse than death (well, not really). For once Pig does it all right - and even the doctors call him Superpig! Set Two of the Pig series is published by Ransom Publishing, a specialist publisher for reluctant and struggling readers. The Pig reading books all feature Peter Ian Green - although everybody calls him Pig, even his teachers. The 'Pig' reading series offers friendly, fast-paced and...