During the first half of the twentieth century, Tommaso Caruso travels by ship from Italy to America-where he seemingly disappears. He heads "Someplace Out West" as war erupts in Europe. Time passes, the war ends, and there's still no sign of the unscrupulous man who liked to be called "Thomas." Turns out good old dad is wanted by more than one wife-and also by the FBI, CIA, and mafia. Tommy comes up against switchblades, atomic bombs, twisters, and a touch of reefer. He also stumbles upon the Roswell UFO mystery, all in search of a man he's not sure he wants to find. Fact and fiction...