From his earliest years, Scottish-born Aidan Smith was taught one golden rule about soccerno matter who England is playing, you support the other team. If the opposition have a dodgy human rights record, or are cruel to wasps, or can't even be located on a large-format map, well, that s too bad. Now a full-grown man, Aidan Smith should be old enough, and ugly enough, to be above petty, playground-formed sports squabbles. Besides, he's about to marry an Englishwoman. Maybe it's a sign. But can a Scotsman ever cheer for "Ingerland?" In this hilarious study, Aidan Smith investigates the age-old...