I have always collected football stories like other people collect stamps, and it's great to get this opportunity to stick them in a book'
From the bestselling author of RICKY comes this collection of hilarious anecdotes about football, with stories about the stars themselves, the fans, the girlfriends, the managers ... in fact every aspect of the beautiful - and occasionally ridiculous - game.
Recounted with Ricky Tomlinson's trademark wit, this is a bright and brilliantly entertaining collection that will delight football fans everywhere.

Celebrities would have us believe they lead a charmed life, and never make mistakes like us mere mortals. Charmed life my arse With his wicked trademark wit, Ricky Tomlinson reveals the truth: they're just as likely to suffer from bloopers, blunders and bloody awful cock-ups as the rest of us.
Packed with hilarious gossip and stories, and with a cast of characters from golden age superstars right through to reality TV wannabes, CELEBRITIES MY ARSE is the perfect book for anyone who wants to know what goes on when the camera isn't looking . . .