Nun, teacher, and free-spirited playwright, Sister Purcelli is saved from rape and murder by another murderer, Al Capone. From that day on, she gives her soul to god but she gives her spirit to Capone. Al Capone is the only man she feels safe with. He makes her feel like a woman. He lights her cigarettes and lights her up in bed. Dressed as Santa Claus, Capone visits Percelli's classroom of seven-year-olds. The children excitedly sit on Santa's lap, thrilled at the gifts he brought for them. Sister Percelli picks up a . Headline: "Only Capone Kills Like That." The Saint Valentine's Day...