Vintage musical comedy meets modern farce in this laugh-a-minute tale of romance, mistaken identity, and sexual innuendo on the high sea Two female impersonators find themselves jobless and homeless, but just when they're ready to throw in their powder puffs, an unexpected opportunity arrives: they've been invited to headline on a cruise ship The catch? They must keep their male identities a secret from snooping crew members, meddling jewel thieves, an inebriated captain, and every gentleman caller who comes their way. Can our cross-dressing heroines keep their secret? Or will it be...