Annie McCauley is the Calamity Jane of the high fashion world. If something can go wrong... but things don't go wrong by themselves, they usually have some help from her arch-rival, Brittany Carstairs. They both grew up in the Mesa View Mobile Home Park in West Texas and both are now in New York City where evil Brittany cost Annie her job as spokesmodel for Tomi Di Ponti, the sexiest and most eligible bachelor in NYC and CEO of Di Ponti Cosmetics and Fashions. Tomi gives Annie a second chance. Now Annie must grudgingly take the help of annoying though sexy, Luther Grolsch the man she...

Annie McCauley is still in New York, far from her West Texas home. She hasn't given up on her dream to be a model. She has been forced to take a job working with Ida Grolsch and her incredibly sexy though annoying son, Luther. They're motto is, "discreet," and they do special jobs, like escorting geezers and finding killers. A simple search for the perfect bra soon involves a therapy Chihuahua and a jewel thief not to mention a pile of dead bodies that grows bigger every day.