London, February 2001. Tim Mulliner is fed up with English weather and food, and above all is pining for a good Kiwi Pie - 'the kind that melts in the mouth and leaves tiny flakes of pastry stuck to your lips, and a small shower of crumbs on your shirt, and a nice warm satisfied feeling in the stomach'. So Tim decides to cycle home - to Christchurch, New Zealand, via 22 countries and some of the world's hairiest roads. This is the story of his trip. Europe's a breeze, and the hard graft kicks in in Asia. An arrest in Iran; giardia on the Karakorum Highway; landslides in Pakistan; attacked by...